Put.

...the good news is - you're fired. The bad news is - you've got, all of you've got just one week to regain your jobs starting with tonight. Starting with tonight's sit. Oh? Have I got your attention now? Good. "Cause we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know first prize is a Cadillac El Dorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired.

We used to call some employees a "bunch of Steak Knifers" at one former job. . .

You see this?

http://www.aandewatches.com/rolex_me...ust10-face.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sILvmyNGAI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmipMKmcpmo

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Originally Posted by job

...the good news is - you're fired. The bad news is - you've got, all of you've got just one week to regain your jobs starting with tonight. Starting with tonight's sit. Oh? Have I got your attention now? Good. "Cause we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know first prize is a Cadillac El Dorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired.

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I think you forgot a couple of F-Bombs in that quote.

I wish I would've seen this thread earlier and listened because now I can't sleep.

But then again, I can never sleep... :Dancing_mad: :tom: :dancing-smiley: :pickle:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...x/6722d8ad.jpg

Hello. Do you like starting your morning off by telling this guy to not drink coffee?
Thank you for walking towards the bridge you are about to jump off of.

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