Know Thy Enemy of the Day: Lowell Turpin had suspected his live-in girlfriend of an affair, but he became particularly suspicious when he noticed a picture of a man he didn’t recognize on her Facebook page.
He ”angrily demanded to know who the male was,” according to an Anderson County (Tennessee) Sheriff’s Department incident report, then jerked her laptop away from her, smashed it into the wall, and punched her in the face.
The mystery man in question? Mitt Romney.
Turpin has been charged with domestic assault and is being held in Anderson County Jail.