I was asked to leave a Sizzler in Pasadena back in the mid 80's when, my wife, boys and I, walked in there, and on the menu, where you stood in line, was a sign that said, "this months special, Child Burgers". I looked to my wife and said, in a normal voice, " I bet this is where all those missing milk carton kids end up. Someone in line took offense, and like a little bitch, instead of confronting me, complained to the manager.
Thus starting the "I'm Offended! Placate ME!" revolution.