at the draft party a couple of years ago, and under a considerable haze, i heard Birdman yell out the following (about 4 or 5 times, i think) - "don't marry yourselves to players!" he went on to reiterate that idea more than once on the boards, and i believe it to be absolutely sage.
#sochiproblems is the best thing of 2014 so far....epic/scary/hilarious/sad...hope nobody gets seriously injured there. The bathroom/hotel conditions are crazy. Hopefully the athlete and spectator areas are safe for everyone.
Steph Stricklen @StephStricklen
#Sochi2014 because who doesn't want to use a public restroom with completely mirrored ceilings? thanks shayba arena! pic.twitter.com/dTcFWseIAu
Light fixtures falling from celling are normal, go back to bed. #SochiProblems #Sochi2014 pic.twitter.com/V9yoK7Okbi
Hallways very dangerous, keep calm and carry on...or trip and fall and hit head. #SochiProblems #Sochi2014 pic.twitter.com/W2byFOOgax
Come in room and sit in my chairs, they quite comfortable. #SochiProblems #Sochi2014 pic.twitter.com/dmTSKHZm06
Reminder keep eyes on road or you may fall into big gapping hole. #SochiProblems #Sochi pic.twitter.com/Xb7GLSK53B
Only shell of toilet, you have no way to flush! #SochiProblems #Sochi2014 pic.twitter.com/9FGH6nNQwU
In Russia, always absence of gun in tank. #SochiProblems #Sochi2014 pic.twitter.com/PA5BoiLB4h
OK...just a couple more
We torture your bowels with complex toilets. #SochiProblems #Sochi2014 pic.twitter.com/ggu1ALH4xE
So much for an actual toilet. Should it be an upper decker, middle decker or lower decker? #SochiProblems #Sochi2014 pic.twitter.com/rh50z4bWKR
Who wants front row seats? Not the gold medal but it's close enough. #Sochi2014 #SochiProblems pic.twitter.com/0sqqJDFQmc
Enjoy your peach juice, it comes directly from the tap! Oh wait, that's water.... #SochiProblems #Sochi2014 pic.twitter.com/N7yyzUAyCw
No water for you! #SochiProblems #Sochi2014 pic.twitter.com/JHWyOU82bf
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