Originally Posted by TooCool Originally Posted by mmmcammy 33 Infomercial Characters Who Need To Get Their **** Together I've always said that no infomercial is done right unless the opening lines can just as easily start with something like "Are you ****ing stupid? Unable to perform the simplest of life's tasks? Now you don't have to!"
"Hockey won't hold still to give you a better look. You wouldn't want it to anyway. It's the action that makes the possibilities endless."
Originally Posted by beedee Perhaps this should be posted in the Single Malt Scotch thread.