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    The man who makes it- won't use it
    The man who buys it- doesn't need it
    The man who will use it- won't see it
    What is it?

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    If I didn't know better...I'd think that you were talking about a coffin in that one...



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    [QUOTE=King Ludwig;2601324]If I didn't know better...I'd think that you were talking about a coffin in that one...



    Yes! A coffin is correct.

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    What's chartreuse, has seven legs, and makes a "dinging" sound?
    Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Bullets are cheap. Life is priceless.


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    Motherless and fatherless
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    A fart.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ICHockeyPeeps View Post
    A fart.
    I also would have accepted a Phoenix Coyotes fan...
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    [QUOTE=ICHockeyPeeps;2601567]
    Quote Originally Posted by King Ludwig View Post
    If I didn't know better...I'd think that you were talking about a coffin in that one...



    Yes! A coffin is correct.
    But the man who makes it could use it.

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    [QUOTE=job;2601740]
    Quote Originally Posted by ICHockeyPeeps View Post

    But the man who makes it could use it.
    This is true. I think it's more of the olden days when people who make coffins as people passed away. Not beforehand. Nowadays, the person that makes it can use it.

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    1
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    What is the next number in the sequence?

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    [QUOTE=ICHockeyPeeps;2601795]
    Quote Originally Posted by job View Post

    This is true. I think it's more of the olden days when people who make coffins as people passed away. Not beforehand. Nowadays, the person that makes it can use it.
    It also pre-dates the days of pre-paying funeral expenses.
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