December 11th, 2012, 03:46 PM #91
Bluto: See if you can guess what I am now.
[puts a scoop of mashed potatoes in his mouth and hits his cheeks with his fists and spits it out]
Bluto: I'm a zit. Get it?
December 11th, 2012, 04:05 PM #92
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, who cares if it makes a sound?
December 15th, 2012, 07:10 AM #93
If you happen by the Charleston/Hualapai Smith's...give a LET'S GO KINGS yell to THE Salvation Army ding-a-ling there (but not this coming Monday)... Chances are strong that ringer is an LGKer...
December 16th, 2012, 06:49 PM #94
I believe he was also responsible for this related gem: "After I was born, the doctor took a look at me and slapped my mother."
Originally Posted by TMAC
December 19th, 2012, 07:03 AM #95
December 26th, 2012, 04:15 AM #96
I'm the top ding-a-ling for my Salvation Army corps (by over $4K)... There were a couple of large checks...but it didn't put too big of a dent in the lead I had on that second ringer (who had a six day schedule compared to my five)... Thanks to the Kings fans that made it to the kettle this year as well...and I wouldn't be the LEAST bit surprised if it was LGKers that actually put me so far over the top...
December 26th, 2012, 06:22 PM #97
A nod is as good as a non alcoholic beer is to a drunken dolphin.
December 26th, 2012, 09:47 PM #98
Have you ever wondered whether or not the best is yet to come or whether it's all downhill from here?
And on a somewhat humorous note.....
I just finished watching "Mankind-the Story of Us" on TV and the two things that went through my mind was A)I cant wait to see how it ends and B)I wonder if there is a sequel in the works.
December 27th, 2012, 09:47 PM #99
Nothing is worth fighting for unless you can make love to it, eat it, or put it in your pocket.
December 29th, 2012, 01:46 PM #100