December 11th, 2012, 03:46 PM #91
Bluto: See if you can guess what I am now.
[puts a scoop of mashed potatoes in his mouth and hits his cheeks with his fists and spits it out]
Bluto: I'm a zit. Get it?
December 11th, 2012, 04:05 PM #92
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, who cares if it makes a sound?
December 15th, 2012, 07:10 AM #93
If you happen by the Charleston/Hualapai Smith's...give a LET'S GO KINGS yell to THE Salvation Army ding-a-ling there (but not this coming Monday)... Chances are strong that ringer is an LGKer...
December 16th, 2012, 06:49 PM #94
I believe he was also responsible for this related gem: "After I was born, the doctor took a look at me and slapped my mother."
Originally Posted by TMAC
December 19th, 2012, 07:03 AM #95
December 26th, 2012, 04:15 AM #96
I'm the top ding-a-ling for my Salvation Army corps (by over $4K)... There were a couple of large checks...but it didn't put too big of a dent in the lead I had on that second ringer (who had a six day schedule compared to my five)... Thanks to the Kings fans that made it to the kettle this year as well...and I wouldn't be the LEAST bit surprised if it was LGKers that actually put me so far over the top...
December 26th, 2012, 06:22 PM #97
A nod is as good as a non alcoholic beer is to a drunken dolphin.
December 26th, 2012, 09:47 PM #98
Have you ever wondered whether or not the best is yet to come or whether it's all downhill from here?
And on a somewhat humorous note.....
I just finished watching "Mankind-the Story of Us" on TV and the two things that went through my mind was A)I cant wait to see how it ends and B)I wonder if there is a sequel in the works.
What sets him apart is that he’s big, and he can skate, and he can protect the puck from anyone. If you’re trying to get it and he doesn’t want you to get, you’re not going to. -Justin Williams on Kopitar Click 4 LGK INTERNET RADIO ARCHIVE
December 27th, 2012, 09:47 PM #99
Nothing is worth fighting for unless you can make love to it, eat it, or put it in your pocket.
December 29th, 2012, 01:46 PM #100