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    Bluto: See if you can guess what I am now.
    [puts a scoop of mashed potatoes in his mouth and hits his cheeks with his fists and spits it out]
    Bluto: I'm a zit. Get it?

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    If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, who cares if it makes a sound?

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    If you happen by the Charleston/Hualapai Smith's...give a LET'S GO KINGS yell to THE Salvation Army ding-a-ling there (but not this coming Monday)... Chances are strong that ringer is an LGKer...

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    Quote Originally Posted by TMAC View Post
    When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father Im very sorry. We did everything we could but he pulled through.
    Rodney Dangerfield
    I believe he was also responsible for this related gem: "After I was born, the doctor took a look at me and slapped my mother."
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    I'm not dead yet.

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    I'm the top ding-a-ling for my Salvation Army corps (by over $4K)... There were a couple of large checks...but it didn't put too big of a dent in the lead I had on that second ringer (who had a six day schedule compared to my five)... Thanks to the Kings fans that made it to the kettle this year as well...and I wouldn't be the LEAST bit surprised if it was LGKers that actually put me so far over the top...

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    A nod is as good as a non alcoholic beer is to a drunken dolphin.

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    Have you ever wondered whether or not the best is yet to come or whether it's all downhill from here?

    And on a somewhat humorous note.....

    I just finished watching "Mankind-the Story of Us" on TV and the two things that went through my mind was A)I cant wait to see how it ends and B)I wonder if there is a sequel in the works.
    "How Dare You Trump My Clever Witticism"

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    Nothing is worth fighting for unless you can make love to it, eat it, or put it in your pocket.
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    Fight for Pacifism !

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