Am I an ahole when I'm pooping in a public toilet and there's another guy in the stall, I don't get out until that guy gets out because I know most people don't want to let you know that they dookie.
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Am I an ahole when I'm pooping in a public toilet and there's another guy in the stall, I don't get out until that guy gets out because I know most people don't want to let you know that they dookie.
I'm like one of those camouflage, ground-trap spiders, except the victim doesn't know when he's been caught.
Today I just don't give a ****!!
Most days I just don't give a ****.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lordmasterdeath
In England a girl is called a 'bird', like we call girls chicks. I guess that's where this saying originated: "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."
Personally, I prefer two in the bush.
If you cut woman's wings, she will start flying on the broom.
There is a difference between giving up and knowing when you have had just enough.
If you can read this, thank a Teacher........If you are reading it in English, thank a VET.
Random Happenings: At work today Frank Sinatra was playing loudly at someones desk. My female co worker starts singing the songs loudly. I got an idea that she should start singing Megadeth out loud to the background of lounge music. I printed out the lyrics to 'Hangar 18' and gave them to her. I don't think I have ever laughed so hard when she sang "suspended state of Cryogenics." God damn.....
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