February 27th, 2013, 10:52 PM #131
Am I an ahole when I'm pooping in a public toilet and there's another guy in the stall, I don't get out until that guy gets out because I know most people don't want to let you know that they dookie.
March 5th, 2013, 02:13 PM #132
I'm like one of those camouflage, ground-trap spiders, except the victim doesn't know when he's been caught.
March 8th, 2013, 02:20 PM #133
Today I just don't give a ****!!
March 8th, 2013, 04:58 PM #134
Most days I just don't give a ****.
Originally Posted by Lordmasterdeath
March 8th, 2013, 05:43 PM #135
In England a girl is called a 'bird', like we call girls chicks. I guess that's where this saying originated: "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."
Personally, I prefer two in the bush.
March 9th, 2013, 11:22 AM #136
If you cut woman's wings, she will start flying on the broom.
March 10th, 2013, 10:17 PM #137
There is a difference between giving up and knowing when you have had just enough.
March 11th, 2013, 05:17 PM #138
If you can read this, thank a Teacher........If you are reading it in English, thank a VET.
Last edited by mrm55; March 11th, 2013 at 05:44 PM.
March 19th, 2013, 12:54 PM #139
Random Happenings: At work today Frank Sinatra was playing loudly at someones desk. My female co worker starts singing the songs loudly. I got an idea that she should start singing Megadeth out loud to the background of lounge music. I printed out the lyrics to 'Hangar 18' and gave them to her. I don't think I have ever laughed so hard when she sang "suspended state of Cryogenics." God damn.....
April 3rd, 2013, 08:03 PM #140