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    When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

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    In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?

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    Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

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    Why are they called hot pockets if they're frozen #highdeas
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    Yankee Doodle went to town, riding on a pony...

    Stuck a feather up his a butt, and called it...

    *wait for it*

    Getting Horny.

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    Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes.

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    The man who brought the bagpipes to Scotland was named Giuseppe Aroni... He loved the country so much that he decided to stay and changed his name to MacAroni...
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    When I die I want Al Michaels and John Madden call the play by play of my funeral.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mark1178 View Post
    When I die I want Al Michaels and John Madden call the play by play of my funeral.
    When you're dead the announcers you'll have the pleasure of hearing, will be the greatest of all time... Howard and Dandy Don. Many times they were as entertaining as the game.
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