November 26th, 2013, 04:30 PM #231
if the cookie stand is on the first level, but the food court is on the 2nd level, is the cookie stand really part of the mall food court?
December 6th, 2013, 12:31 PM #232
Really like the Kmart Christmas commercials with people on loop freaking out over the deals they got a Kmart.
Silly, funny, to the point, they make it clear it's Kmart...good job.
December 8th, 2013, 11:08 PM #233
No. He's in the ads for Jack Links - "Messin' with Thornton."
Originally Posted by Bogey
Last edited by ChilledAgua; December 8th, 2013 at 11:13 PM.
December 16th, 2013, 08:38 AM #234
This dude at work, he's a big dude, just sneezed and it sounded like a poodle yelp.
December 16th, 2013, 11:57 AM #235
You know your team's doing bad when a bell ringer from THE Salvation offers you the kettle...
December 16th, 2013, 06:56 PM #236
Good things happen to sales reps. Me in one stall in the bathroom dropping a Canuck, a sales rep comes in and I know it's the same guy because he always goes to pee, coughs then farts. Same thing today, except after his fart, which sounded mooshy, he said "oh fu*** and through the slit in the stall, I see a man in brown, with a browner spot on one end, slacks waddle over to the stall next to mine.
In the words of a mighty poet,
Today was a good day.
December 17th, 2013, 10:44 AM #237
Carrots wait for no one
So I'll pick them now
Before they are eaten
By some slobby cow
December 19th, 2013, 09:18 PM #238
What kind of gutless bastard would steal a kettle from a blind man??? When I got the bad news...I wondered if was my favorite Wal-Mart ringer...but it wasn't... As a result...we all got locks keeping the kettle intact with the stand...
I hope they caught the lowlifes that stole LeRoy's kettle...and hope it was early enough in the shift that there was under $20 bucks in it...
December 20th, 2013, 07:20 PM #239
I want to eat a penguin.
chicken + fish = penguin
Penguin, the chickenfish of the sea
December 20th, 2013, 09:23 PM #240
Unless someone was practicing for the World's Strongest Man Competition...that kettle of mine would have been caught within three feet if it was stolen... If anyone ever heard me mention a "pity pot"...it's called that because it would be a pity if I don't dislocate my shoulder lifting it... Trust me on this...if it takes TWO supervisors to get that kettle out of the RING...you KNOW it's the mother-in-law of all pity pots...
Three days left of ding-a-ling duties...including a missed game tomorrow...but I'll do my best to keep my phone charged up enough to catch up with details when I get a breather...