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    if the cookie stand is on the first level, but the food court is on the 2nd level, is the cookie stand really part of the mall food court?

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    Really like the Kmart Christmas commercials with people on loop freaking out over the deals they got a Kmart.

    Silly, funny, to the point, they make it clear it's Kmart...good job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bogey View Post
    Is that Joe Thornton in the Moto X commercials?

    Motorola Moto X TV Commercial, 'Lazy Phone: Bedroom' - iSpot.tv
    No. He's in the ads for Jack Links - "Messin' with Thornton."

    http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=...5CF5FDE7233C72
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    This dude at work, he's a big dude, just sneezed and it sounded like a poodle yelp.

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    You know your team's doing bad when a bell ringer from THE Salvation offers you the kettle...

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    Good things happen to sales reps. Me in one stall in the bathroom dropping a Canuck, a sales rep comes in and I know it's the same guy because he always goes to pee, coughs then farts. Same thing today, except after his fart, which sounded mooshy, he said "oh fu*** and through the slit in the stall, I see a man in brown, with a browner spot on one end, slacks waddle over to the stall next to mine.

    In the words of a mighty poet,
    Today was a good day.
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    Carrots wait for no one
    So I'll pick them now
    Before they are eaten
    By some slobby cow

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    What kind of gutless bastard would steal a kettle from a blind man??? When I got the bad news...I wondered if was my favorite Wal-Mart ringer...but it wasn't... As a result...we all got locks keeping the kettle intact with the stand...

    I hope they caught the lowlifes that stole LeRoy's kettle...and hope it was early enough in the shift that there was under $20 bucks in it...
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    I want to eat a penguin.

    chicken + fish = penguin

    Penguin, the chickenfish of the sea

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    Unless someone was practicing for the World's Strongest Man Competition...that kettle of mine would have been caught within three feet if it was stolen... If anyone ever heard me mention a "pity pot"...it's called that because it would be a pity if I don't dislocate my shoulder lifting it... Trust me on this...if it takes TWO supervisors to get that kettle out of the RING...you KNOW it's the mother-in-law of all pity pots...

    Three days left of ding-a-ling duties...including a missed game tomorrow...but I'll do my best to keep my phone charged up enough to catch up with details when I get a breather...

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