January 25th, 2014, 05:37 PM #261
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "Holy cow what a ride!"
February 7th, 2014, 01:37 PM #262
so has anyone ever eaten a fortune cookie and thought "that was tasty"?
February 7th, 2014, 02:36 PM #263
Sure, after crushing it into a fine powder and gently misting the top of a giant hot-fudge sundae with extra, extra whipped cream with it.
Originally Posted by jammer06
February 17th, 2014, 07:27 PM #264
Johnny Weir is my homeboy.
March 3rd, 2014, 09:16 PM #265
If you take a photo of yourself sporting a faux-hawk, it's called a "Melfie".
March 3rd, 2014, 09:18 PM #266
Gawd that's good.
Originally Posted by Rink Dawg
March 3rd, 2014, 09:27 PM #267
If Alex Ovechkin ever gets his front teeth knocked out, will he keep the gap-tooth with false teeth?
March 6th, 2014, 09:34 AM #268
The average person uses 80-100 gallons of water per day.
March 7th, 2014, 09:23 AM #269
Looks like someone's slow with the B-Day threads today... Just an observation...
March 7th, 2014, 06:06 PM #270
I'm taking a nap and I don't care how much you disapprove.