If bread always lands butter side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what happens when you strap a piece of bread to the back of a cat?
If bread always lands butter side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what happens when you strap a piece of bread to the back of a cat?
How do you know when a stinky cheese had gone bad? Does it start to smell great?
Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.
daddy needs a cocktail
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Karma.............. Its whats for dinner
Blessed are the cheese makers. Of course, not to be taken literally. All manufacturers of dairy products are equally blessed.
With every mistake we must surely be learning.
It's Thanksgiving. I'm thankful for an exciting 2012-2013 NHL season...oh, wait, that's not happening.