Thread: Random Thoughts Thread

If you can wear a pair of light-colored pants and not **** them up the first day, then you are a far better man than I. -- Rinkrat

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed; Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.

You can never win a fight with your wife.

My thoughts are so random that I haven't collected them yet.

Originally Posted by orpheus

My thoughts are so random that I haven't collected them yet.

Then you might be the moderator of this thread.

It would have taken less time and been much cheaper to blow up my house and rebuild from scratch rather than fix up that money pit I bought two years ago...

At latest report...I can probably move in around the 11th...

If I could put a bunch of Fear in a Bet we would be watching the banner raising.

You could have a ghost in your lap right now while you read this.

Why are there so many songs about rainbows, and what's on the other side?