Thread: Spray Yourself Drunk in an Instant

Scientists unveil way to spray yourself drunk in an instant

I really can't see the use for this other than getting a jolt of "liquid courage."

There is no possible way this will ever be abused in college.

No way, ever.

Too bad I am outta college!

Wait, I can still go back!!!

Now I'm really an old Codger. I can just say "back in my day we had to work at getting drunk"

Originally Posted by orpheus

Too bad I am outta college!

Wait, I can still go back!!!

Can I go with you? Seems like the drunk dolphin would be the coolest person in school, so I want to rocket myself up the popularity chart without putting in the effort.

You would think a drunken dolphin would be popular, wouldn't you?

*goes away to wipe something in his eye*