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    "And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now, is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now, do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression: "as greedy as a pig".



    Or just be wary of your own pigs

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    I heard the story this morning and the first thing i thought of was that movie.
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    act of an unhinged pig feeding gangster?
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    Pigs are nasty that way. They will eat almost anything. I forget the name of the guy, but there was a seriel killer up in BC Canada who disposed the bodies of his victims by feeding them to hogs.

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    saw plenty of that pig on man action in Hell On Wheels. ouch
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    One of my all time favorite movies.
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    Whatever it is, I have to rent it. Is it about the anti-bacon uprising where the pigs get their revenge?!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeerMan View Post
    saw plenty of that pig on man action in Hell On Wheels. ouch
    It just happened on Copper as well
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    This is why I don't eat pork. I win! :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kings Provisional View Post
    Pigs are nasty that way. They will eat almost anything. I forget the name of the guy, but there was a seriel killer up in BC Canada who disposed the bodies of his victims by feeding them to hogs.
    That was an episode of "Criminal Minds"

    http://www.cbs.com/primetime/criminal_minds/recaps/425/recaps.php

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