Thread: Wallets, Watches and Boots...The Man thread.

Originally Posted by mrm55

Are they long nose hairs?

no, they are just stiff hairs that grow out of my upper cheeks, right at the orbital bone of the eye socket.

It is just funny, cos they just sort of showed up about a year ago

Originally Posted by nocturn

LOL! Puh-lease! Ever heard of “Work Smarter not Harder?” I use to think the same thing until I learned the proper way to grill on gas. Coal grills have a much larger window for error which makes them more "manly". Yes, of course wood grilling is fantastic in its own right BUT it can be easily matched and exceeded by better cooking and culinary skills. I can grill a rack of ribs, ribeye or a full 20 lb turkey to rival ANY charcoal/wood based pit fairly easy. Heck, a simple Fire Box made of Aluminum foil full of Mesquite can accomplish everything a carbon based grill can without the heat control issues, fussing with fuel and time. You guys just haven’t had a properly done meal from gas.

Now Smoking is a different story. That’s why I own this:



You can partially obtain “smoking” better from a carbon based grill but if you want a true smoke, you need a pit with indirect heat of some sort. Something you can monitor heat, humidity, smoke and time. Along with a good brine, youre on it! I smoke Turkey, pork, beef and fish all year long in the pit.

Anywho, I bought the Weber Genesis. Its a beauty!

All you have done is move your range out side and put your broiler on top. You can doctor up char broiling all you want with rubs, seasoning and liquid smoke. If the meat hasn't been cooked on wood or coals, it isn't BB-Q. And all you Flay wanna bees should just admit it.

Originally Posted by x-wingcamewest

All you have done is move your range out side and put your broiler on top. You can doctor up char broiling all you want with rubs, seasoning and liquid smoke. If the meat hasn't been cooked on wood or coals, it isn't BB-Q. And all you Flay wanna bees should just admit it.

Hence me NEVER EVER using the term "BBQ" in ANY of my posts there Mr. MAN. At NO point did I mention BBQ. Its all been "GRILLING"! <showing pimp hand>

YOU shouldnt get them confused!

BTW, This:


Shaller Wood "BBQ" Smoke Pit. Not a Gas Grill. I own BOTH types. Manly enough for you?

"BOOM...OUTTA HERE!!!"

Originally Posted by nocturn

Hence me NEVER EVER using the term "BBQ" in ANY of my posts there Mr. MAN. At NO point did I mention BBQ. Its all been "GRILLING"! <showing pimp hand>

YOU shouldnt get them confused!

But you did compare them results for results when when they are not close to being the same. But fair enough.

Originally Posted by nocturn

BTW, This:


Shaller Wood "BBQ" Smoke Pit. Not a Gas Grill. I own BOTH types. Manly enough for you?

"BOOM...OUTTA HERE!!!"

depends on if you use match light or not.

Originally Posted by x-wingcamewest

But you did compare them results for results when when they are not close to being the same. But fair enough.

Which was in reference to the post I was addressing (and quoted ftm) about the manliness of cooking with carbon vrs gas... two different styles as you've keenly pointed out. There is continuity to my blabbering if you look hard enough. No worries though. Im more breaking your balls then trying to make any kind of point.

Originally Posted by nocturn

Which was in reference to the post I was addressing (and quoted ftm) about the manliness of cooking with carbon vrs gas... two different styles as you've keenly pointed out. There is continuity to my blabbering if you look hard enough. No worries though. Im more breaking your balls then trying to make any kind of point.

I always look forward to ball breaking early in the day.

Originally Posted by x-wingcamewest

I always look forward to ball breaking early in the day.

Alright "men", I just installed 2 "Fluidmasters" for a couple nin-come-poop friends of mine that "only cook with wood"


...friggn retards.


and im drunk. i love retards, most of them surround me. yep.