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    I went to a pre-pre superbowl party last night that was only supposed to 6 of us. It ended up being 30 something with only 1 working toilet so I jumped into action. Ran to the big box, bought 2 fluidmasters and replaced them both in under a hour. All it cost them was more Guinness and materials.
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    You are a man or action!!!
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    Had to. There was some pissed off wives and girlfriends there. I must have heard "hey retards, you have 3 bathrooms! Why only one working?" 40 times before 8pm. 3 full grown, bachelor men with Engineering degrees live there and not a 1 knew how to fix a toilet...but they were rocking the weber kettle! Haha! Between that and the conversation we've been having here, it was GREAT timing for some good ole harassing. Also got lots of love from da women's after.
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    Engineers can't fix dick. They spend their whole working life trying to figure out how to pack 10 lbs of **** in 1 lb containers. Making the rest of us miserable. ie, your engine compartment of your vehicle, and everything else they touch.
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    Three engineers are having lunch and discussing what kind of engineer God is. The mechanical engineer says, "God must be a mechanical engineer, look at the complex structures of the body!" The electrical engineer says, "No, look at the electrical processes of the body, which the brain could not operate without, he must be an electrical engineer." The civil engineer says, "You're both wrong, he had to be a civil engineer. Who else would run a waste line through a recreational area?"

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    Ehhh..hemm...hey now, lets not get too carried away. You're talking to one now. Structural type.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nocturn View Post
    Ehhh..hemm...hey now, lets not get too carried away. You're talking to one now. Structural type.
    thats what I went to school for, but now I just sell rocks
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    Lol. That's cool. I just make people stack those rocks the way I believe they should be stacked...regardless of stupid things like gravity and stuffs. Close enough. %)
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    Changing the guts of a toilet is remedial. Hope you got them the silent flush!
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    Nah. I went straight basic fluidmaster w/flapper. $11 each @ HD.

    In their defense, they're youngens. They barely even know how to use their pee-pees. 2 of them are my underling interns and refer to me as Gandalf. Good times!
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