Thread: Who Says Nobody's Hiring?

This lady's looking for workers, but you need to adept at knitting and um, using a measuring tape.

Croatian woman making fortune from made-to-measure penis warmers
Croatian seamstress Radmila Kus has revealed she is struggling to cope with the huge demand for her latest product - her very own range of willy warmers.

Read more: Croatian woman Radmila Kus making fortune from made-to-measure penis warmers | Metro.co.uk

Obama should be proud.

She was recently invited to speak about her products in the US where she planned to give one of her personalised gifts to President Barack Obama.

I want one in Kings colors!!!!

Ah hell, that's no new idea. When I was a young gal, we'd knit those things along with a poem. Can't remember all the words but started off with:
When Winters chill hangs or' the land
There's nothing could be sweeter,
For it time to done wool underwear,
And a cozy peter heater.
With ball incased in snuggly wool,
And little strings all tied,
One can survive the Wintery chill,
When better men have died
The eskimos in far off Nome
Will look on while their so chilly
And softly say to everyone,
White man she's shore a dillie

Couple more lines, but their now lost to me due to CRS.

Geez, you guys are way behind times.!!!

Yeah, but what did you knit, Tazzy? :O

Originally Posted by orpheus

Yeah, but what did you knit, Tazzy? :O

haha one of those silly things shown there Orph. See I may be out of it now days but, back in those old days, we were kinda evil toooo

Can we get some that will fit over the Vancouver Canucks???

Originally Posted by taz42

Ah hell, that's no new idea. When I was a young gal, we'd knit those things along with a poem. Can't remember all the words but started off with:
When Winters chill hangs or' the land
There's nothing could be sweeter,
For it time to done wool underwear,
And a cozy peter heater.
With ball incased in snuggly wool,
And little strings all tied,
One can survive the Wintery chill,
When better men have died
The eskimos in far off Nome
Will look on while their so chilly
And softly say to everyone,
White man she's shore a dillie

Couple more lines, but their now lost to me due to CRS.

Geez, you guys are way behind times.!!!

Nice, but now you have to say it in Croatian.

KL, Vancouver has nothing that would hold the cozy in place.