Thread: Will LGK endorse me for this job?

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I realize it's Phoenix, but reading the qualifications, I'm perfect for it. Also it would keep me far away from Staples and jinxing the Kings.

You have my vote

Thank notbob!

Don't put me down as a reference. I can't lie; I'd have to tell them you fling poo.

Originally Posted by geogirl

Don't put me down as a reference. I can't lie; I'd have to tell them you fling poo.

I want you to tell them at. I notated that I am the best poo flinger in Western Hemisphere on my application.

I don't know. Every election year, I pull my candidacy and endorse you, but you always blow the election.

Who's to say that you won't blow this too and make me look bad. My loyalty has limits, you know?

As long as you get me a Dan Majerle autograph I'm in.

Originally Posted by mitchrock

I want you to tell them at. I notated that I am the best poo flinger in Western Hemisphere on my application.

Does Shane Doan like or attend basketball games ?

Only if you move to Phoenix and never leave AZ the rest of your life.