Just in case you're not tired of the joke yet.
Amazon.com: 2013 Mayan Calendar (Be Prepared for the World Not to End) (9780615692043): Edwin Barnhart: Books
someone told me a story once — i could’ve sworn it was bendis but he says it’s not him — about how, as a kid, they were convinced their dick was an evil detector. because every time catwoman came on BATMAN it’d stiffen up and point at her…
The ten-metre long Lion of Lucerne. The surrounding outline of the pig was added because the artist, Lukas Ahorn, was unhappy with his payment. Mark Twain called it “the most mournful and moving piece of stone in the world.”