I watched a few episodes of my backlog of The Following. Bates Motel better be something, because the Following is hilariously ridiculous. How many people are in this ridiculous murder club? What organization haven't they infiltrated? How is that one freak still alive after Kevin Bacon stabbed the crap out of him? Is there anything more ludicrous than that guy telling the head baddies to murder him so his life can have meaning? Did I really just see baddie #2 and his chick strangle each other for foreplay?