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    Had the opportunity today to hang out on ATT field where the giants play. My son wanted to play in the sand near second base while I laid down in the grass with our 4 month old and let her have some tummy time on the grass. Seems Norcal people can't let this go by without "whoa didn't see the baby" or "look out for the baby" comments even though I'm laying within 6 inches of the baby on the grass amd they are 10 feet away.

    Random thought, does a Norcal idiot really think I'm not going to ****ing munch the **** out of them if they attempt to step on my baby while I'm laying with her in the middle of Giants stadium?

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    There is no spoon.

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    The cake is a lie

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    Quote Originally Posted by FishMonger View Post
    The cake is a lie
    A few years ago, my daughter asked me to write "LIE" on her birthday cake. It was a big hit at her party, especially when I hid it for awhile when no one was looking.
    "Where did the cake go?"
    "There is no cake."
    "Oh, I get it. That's cool. Do we still get to eat it?"
    "Eat what?"
    "Um, nevermind."

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    spooning leads to forking

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    I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

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    Are lepers allowed to play the Hokey Pokey?

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    Whenever I see hitchhikers, I just pretend they're telling me that I'm doing a great job driving.

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    Marriage is a three ring circus
    ... engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering ...

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    A man came to the door and asked if i would donate to the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.

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