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    Nature abhors a vacuum, and so do most cats.
    "Like the wind crying endlessly through the universe, Time carries away the names and the deeds of conquerors and commoners alike. And all that we are, all that remains, is in the memories of those who cared we came this way for a brief moment." Harlan Ellison

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    Not mine, but...


    https://pagesix.com/2018/01/05/at-95...644.1513876747

    Betty White is making it to her 96th birthday with the help of booze and a barbecue staple.The actress told Parade that her secret to a long, happy and healthy life is vodka and hot dogs, “probably in that order.”

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    "Like the wind crying endlessly through the universe, Time carries away the names and the deeds of conquerors and commoners alike. And all that we are, all that remains, is in the memories of those who cared we came this way for a brief moment." Harlan Ellison

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    I have a bad rep!
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    It makes me sad when seemingly intelligent people believe ridiculous things they see on Facebook, and then share the posts without checking to see if the info is legitimate or where it came from. It makes me sadder that I can't call them stupid because that would be mean, but seriously, stop being stupid.

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    Do you think George Straight could sue Ludacris (featuring Nate Dogg) for "borrowing" a theme? George: All my Exes live in Texas; Luda: I've got hoes, in different area codes (area codes, area codes).

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    I still don't know how I'm getting $302 back from the Internal Ransack Service making $20 bucks more than last year and forced to pay $3...

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    Scarecrow: I haven't got a brain... only straw.
    Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?
    Scarecrow: I don't know... But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they?
    Dorothy: Yes, I guess you're right.

    ―L. Frank Baum "The Wizard of Oz"
    "Like the wind crying endlessly through the universe, Time carries away the names and the deeds of conquerors and commoners alike. And all that we are, all that remains, is in the memories of those who cared we came this way for a brief moment." Harlan Ellison

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    I am a man of a few words.

    All of them nasty.

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    Why the hell do they call it a cats game in tic tac toe?

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