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    Quote Originally Posted by DMAN3474 View Post
    And somehow i always tuned in on the sixes, then would switch back over to music just for "a song or two" and miss it again.
    set your car clock 2 minutes ahead.

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    If I knew how to play the piano I would only play George Gershwin songs.

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    In an interview with Snoop Dogg they asked him who his style icon was, his answer: Liberace. Those diamond rings and floor length purple mink coats make a lot more sense now.

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    Not enough products designed for people engaged in healthy, wholesome activities have names like DZ Nuts Creme and Hoo Ha Ride Glide. Yes, those are real products.

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    Is there any more random stranger frowned upon more than the poor sap in the middle seat on a plane?

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    Reason #434358 working from home is superior:

    Unrepentant heating up of slow cooked chili leftovers at 10am

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    Quote Originally Posted by jammer06 View Post
    Reason #434358 working from home is superior:

    Unrepentant heating up of slow cooked chili leftovers at 10am
    The repentance will come later
    "We still have some guys that haven't scored since Jesus was a baby" - Sutter

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    Da fuq is boo hop?

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    He who fights monsters should see to it that he himself does not become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
    — Friedrich Nietzsche: Beyond Good and Evil
    "Like the wind crying endlessly through the universe, Time carries away the names and the deeds of conquerors and commoners alike. And all that we are, all that remains, is in the memories of those who cared we came this way for a brief moment." Harlan Ellison

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    “The large print giveth and the small print taketh away.” - Tom Waits

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