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    Again one from our favorite state of Florida

    Man say he is not guilty of DWI since he only drank from his bottle of Jim Beam while he was stopped at red lights or stop signs but never while driving.

    http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/d...im-beam-285073
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    Quote Originally Posted by JWR View Post
    Again one from our favorite state of Florida

    Man say he is not guilty of DWI since he only drank from his bottle of Jim Beam while he was stopped at red lights or stop signs but never while driving.

    http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/d...im-beam-285073
    Since the bumper tap didn't happen at a Taco Bell...it couldn't be a Kings fan...



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    Homeless South Beach Artist With No Arms Stabbed a Tourist, Police Say

    https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/h...urist-10516219

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    Quote Originally Posted by orpheus View Post
    Homeless South Beach Artist With No Arms Stabbed a Tourist, Police Say

    https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/h...urist-10516219
    See....I'm telling you people beware the hobo with no arms. One of my best fights was with a drunk one arm hobo. It took 3 of us to take him down and then we didnt know how to handcuff him. He ended up knocking the rear seat window out of its frame with his stump...…..I told everybody next time we see him ……no messing around straight to the lightning ride....
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    Quote Originally Posted by SloMo26 View Post
    See....I'm telling you people beware the hobo with no arms. One of my best fights was with a drunk one arm hobo. It took 3 of us to take him down and then we didnt know how to handcuff him. He ended up knocking the rear seat window out of its frame with his stump...…..I told everybody next time we see him ……no messing around straight to the lightning ride....
    I still think that you should consider yourself lucky that you weren't an officer in Florida cause the following "One of my best fights was with a drunk one arm hobo" would need the qualifier "today" since that would've been a daily thing.

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    Off Topic, but not politarding/

    Quote Originally Posted by SloMo26 View Post
    ……no messing around straight to the lightning ride....
    Not to the chest though, right? Tasers can cause a heart attack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by orpheus View Post
    Homeless South Beach Artist With No Arms Stabbed a Tourist, Police Say

    https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/h...urist-10516219
    The sad part of this story is that between no armed Florida man and 2 Chicagoans, I'd believe Florida man.

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    Now I know where not to stay in Vegas

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    Goddamn that's terrible

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