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Thread: The Stupid/Not So Stupid Joke Thread - Part II

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    What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink? Wataaaaah!
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    A man and a woman were involved in a terrible car accident and both cars were totaled. They climbed from the wreckage and the woman stood in awe. ''Our cars are demolished, yet we walk unharmed. This must be a sign from God that we are to be best friends for the rest of our lives,'' she spoke wisely. ''I agree completely, ma'am,'' the man replied. The woman stepped closer to examine the damage and noticed something shiny within her car. Reaching in, she pulled out an unbroken bottle. ''This bottle of wine wasn't even cracked. I think this is another sign that we are to drink a toast to our new friendship.'' ''That's a great idea, miss,'' the man answered taking the bottle from her. He popped the cork and drank his share. ''I'm sorry. How rude of me. Would you like some?'' ''No, thanks,'' came the reply. ''I'll just wait on the cops to get here.''

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    A man got a call from his doctor who said "I have some bad news and some terrible news, which would you rather hear first?"
    The man says "The bad news."
    The doctor says "The lab messed up your tests and when they re-did them, they found out you only have 48 hours to live!"
    The man exclaimed "What could be more terrible than that!!??"
    The doctor replied "we tried all day yesterday to get hold of you but your phone was busy!"
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    The Matchmaker goes to see Mr. Razzilla, a confirmed bachelor for many years.

    "Mr. Razzilla, don't leave it too late. I have exactly the girl you need. Say the word and you'll meet and be married in no time!" says the Matchmaker.

    "Don't bother," replies Mr. Razzilla, "I have two redheaded sisters at home who look after all my needs."

    "That's all well and good, but all the sisters in the world cannot fill the role of a wife."

    "I said 'two sisters'. I didn't say they were mine."

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    What happened when Napoleon went to Mount Olive?

    Popeye got pissed.

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    Why did Mickey divorce Minnie?

    Because she was f******* goofy

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    Pirate walks into a bar

    Barman:...long time no see Capt'n. wasup, you look awful..

    Pirate: I,m fine, feeling good.

    Barman: Well, what happened to your leg.

    Pirate: Was is in a canon fight, took my leg off but got it fixed, it's all fixed fine.

    Barman: So where's your hand...

    Pirate: Ahh, boarded this ship and there was a hell of a sword fight so it got cut off but it's all fixed fine..

    Barman: So what happened to your eeeeeye..

    Pirate: One day we was way out to sea and this massive flock of birds flew over. I was looking up at them when one pooped in my eye.

    Barman: You mean you lost your eye because of bird poo.

    Pirate: Arrrrg was my first day with the hook.

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    Yesterday I went to get a few items at the store and on the bus there was a Kings fan and a Ducks fan arguing... When they finally stopped I said dryly to the Kings fan..."Funny... The Ducks never have a second Cup at home..."...

    The driver finally realized what I said and started laughing so hard I thought he was going to lose control of the bus...

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    What did the cannibal do after he ate his girlfriend?


























    He dumped her.

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    What did the cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

    The cold shoulder.

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    Hear about the cannibal who ate his mother-in-law? She still didnít agree with him.

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