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Thread: The Stupid/Not So Stupid Joke Thread - Part II

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    Someone asked me about a friend of mine the other day...

    I told her "He's been nuttier than a squirrel's fart even before I met him..."

    She was laughing so hard that I thought she was going to bust a rib...

    It was then that I remembered that I was best man at their wedding...

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    got an invite to a premature ejaculation party.

    I asked about the dress code.

    was told to just come in my pants.
    I BELIEVE I'll have another beer!

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    If you have an erection lasting longer than four years...a career in architecture is right around the corner...

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