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Thread: The Stupid/Not So Stupid Joke Thread - Part II

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    I BELIEVE I'll have another beer!

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    One of my favorite romantic songs written by one Gerald Wiley...

    It Don't Mean That I Don't Love You

    Now just listen to me, darling
    What I say to you is true
    If you really want to leave me
    That's entirely up to you
    But believe me when I tell you
    I am really not to blame
    All your silly fears are groundless
    I still love you just the same.

    CHORUS
    It don't mean that I don't love you
    Just because we never speak
    And I never give you presents -
    Take you swimming in the creek;
    Just because I hate your cooking
    Oh, please don't get in a stew -
    Just because I'm not your grandma,
    Doesn't mean that I don't love you.

    It don't mean that I don't love you
    When I punch you in the nose
    And go out with other women
    Never buy you any clothes.
    How can we remain together
    With so many ifs and buts?
    It don't mean that I don't love you-
    But my wife - she hates your guts.

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    Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime -- Little Johnny always takes the nickel.

    One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?"

    Johnny grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I've made $200!"

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    Three prisoners, a Dallas Stars fan, a LA Kings fan, and a Ducks fan, are scheduled to be executed by firing squad.

    They bring out the Stars fan and stand him in front of the pole. He points and shouts, "Tornado!" They all look and the Stars fan runs away.

    Next, they place the Kings fan in front of the firing squad. He yells "Earthquake!" They all hit the dust and the Kings fan escapes.

    Next up is the Ducks fan. He looks around and shouts "Fire!"

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