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    Default Need Help with a Gift Basket

    Hi all,

    I have a brother who is two years older that I am, and every year we just get each other a bottle of booze for Christmas. This year I want to be different. I want to make a gift basket for him. Here's the catch, I want to fill it with stuff that is utterly worthless or something that he won't like. Here's what I have so far:
    Spam
    Gourmet decaf coffee
    A Jar Jar Binks coffee mug for said useless coffee
    A shoe horn
    Rice cakes
    Hanukkah gelt for some sweets

    What else should I put in? I want to make it decent sized and have it shrinkwrapped so it looks nice, but when he digs into the thing its all crap.

    Thoughts?
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    Ducks season tickets...?

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    Lives in Vegas. Also, I don't want to contribute to the Ducks in any way. Good idea though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by daxx View Post
    Lives in Vegas. Also, I don't want to contribute to the Ducks in any way. Good idea though.
    I like spam, so I'd find a way to use that. My suggestion is a bottle of O'Douls or Miller 64.

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    Just stroll through Cost Plus World Market and you should find plenty of weird items.

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    a bag of catnip, a ball of yarn, a laser pointer, and a few cans of tuna

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    Kimchi , Sardines in Mustard , pickled pigs feet

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    Quote Originally Posted by JWR View Post
    Kimchi , Sardines in Mustard , pickled pigs feet
    You sir (presumably) are a sadistic human. I love the ideas.
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    Lutefisk direct from Minnesota. Pre-planted chia pets, so he can't return them, and misses out on whatever fun there might be from rubbing paste over a clay figurine.

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