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    Default If you can't mitchrock me

    ...somebody will.

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    I have no need of friendship, friendship causes pain
    It's laughter and it's loving I disdain
    I am a Mitchrock, I am an island

    And a Mitchrock can feel no pain
    I am a man of substance, of flesh and bone, fiber and liquids
- and I might even be said to possess a mind.
I am invisible, simply because people refuse to see me.
    ― Ralph Ellison

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    (Gunter glieben glausen globen)

    mitchrock of ages, mitchrock of ages
    Still rollin', keep a-rollin'
    mitchrock of ages, mitchrock of ages
    Still rollin', rock 'n' rollin'

  4. #4
    it's camping season!!
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    Dec 2007


    I want to Mitchrock all night, and party every day

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    I don't want anybody else,
    When I think about you I mitchrock myself

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    It's all part of my mitchrock and roll fantasy.
    It's all part of my mitchrock and roll dream.

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    God gave mitchrock and roll to you,
    Gave mitchrock and roll to you
    Put it in the soul of everyone

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    But the biggest kick I ever got
    Was doing a thing called the monkey mitchrock
    While the other kids were rocking round the clock
    We were hopping and bopping to the monkey mitchrock

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    So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Mitchrock, himself. Twelfth son of Zaius.
    The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Mitchrock - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier.
    Do you know what Mitchrock says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Mitchrock, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

    Thanks Bill
    Last edited by Ice24; December 22nd, 2014 at 04:23 PM.

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    For those who are about to Mitchrock, we salute you!



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