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    French police had to use a stun gun to take down an aggressive monkey that was running amok in a Marseilles neighbourhood, its rampage fuelled in part by chocolate given to it by children, according to a report from a French newspaper.
    The North African macaque was the subject of more than a dozen calls to police in the Castellanne neighbourhood including one report that it scratched children at a local elementary school over the last few weeks, according to La Provence.

    Police say the animal was being fed Kinder chocolates by local children.

    Authorities say it was likely abandoned recently after being kept illegally. The animal may have been abused and an investigation to locate its previous owner has been opened, one report says.

    The monkey's rampage ended Monday after police used the stun gun to subdue it.
    http://www.cbc.ca/news/monkey-tasere...nder-1.2878975

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    mitchrock !!!

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    Say it ain't so, Mitchrock! Say it ain't so!
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    >insert Peter Gabriel reference<

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    Quote Originally Posted by orpheus View Post
    Say it ain't so, Mitchrock! Say it ain't so!
    Eff the people of Marseilles. They can take their treaty and shove it up their ass!
    I AM THE STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!

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    French monkeys are known to be dangerous. Ask Poe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krussadams View Post
    >insert Peter Gabriel reference<
    Very Nice. 10/10.
    "Quod tu es, ego fui, quod nunc sum et tu eris"

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    The Nation of France apologizes to Mitchrock and the rest of the ape society. Sincere regrets

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