January 21st, 2015, 09:39 AM
Private Joker, do you believe in the Virgin Mary?
January 21st, 2015, 02:22 PM
Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary-Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over!
January 21st, 2015, 11:55 PM
Did your parents have any children that lived?
January 22nd, 2015, 07:53 PM
Well there's one thing that you won't like, Private Snowball: they don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall.
January 24th, 2015, 09:23 PM
I didn't think they stacked **** that high.
January 26th, 2015, 02:02 PM
It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's a** and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think you've been cheated.