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    Cool what they're saying: rangers edition

    they hate us! they really hate us! and all the hate really warms my heart.




    pre-game:

    -Lets go Hank, show them who the real king is.

    -With the abundance of goals that get scored by ex Rangers when they play us, I'm not sad to see Gabby out

    -Does anybody have tonights Lineup yet?
    -AV announced it as
    Glass-Glass-Glass Glass-Glass-Glass Glass-Glass-Glass Glass-Glass-Glass
    Boyle-Boyle Boyle-Boyle Boyle-Boyle
    -Oh snap, AV is unveiling the playoff line ups already? Bold move Cotton

    -Same line up as last night, Hank to face Kings for first time since 2014.

    -This is one of those games I'd rather win than lose. Might just be me.

    -F*** the Kings, let's keep this Cali trip going with a win!

    -Great, of course NHLN is playing the trash Kings announcers... I miss Sam and Joe




    first period:

    -bad start.

    -Klein, I love you. Stop turning it over in our zone.

    -I watch a lot of other teams play, and I swear. I never see a number even close to the amount of turnovers the Rangers commit on a nightly basis.

    -Offsides much Lucic... where was that one refs?

    -Let's go Ranger's chants coming from the crowd

    -Darryl Sutter looks like a very irritated parrot

    -Daryl Sutter: http://imgur.com/hXscSqC

    -Well, we look like we have out s*** together. That is highly encouraging you know.

    -God Dammit Kreider

    -Oh Kreider. Not what we needed dude.

    -That was a pretty decent PK. I'm confused I thought the Rangers were playing?

    -Lecavalier, Lucic, Versteeg... I guess the Rangers aren't the only place for aging stars lol

    -This is an absolute thrashing right now. This team refuses to play solid defense in front of Hank.

    -Once again it's the Lundqvist show

    -Lol this period so far has been really not good....

    lecavalier with the slashing, glass takes a coincidental penalty, the f-bombs start flying:

    -F*** you Vinny you f***ing scumbag

    -F*** you vinny
    You can take vinny out of philly, but you can't take the philly out of vinny

    -Tanner f***ing Glass you dumb motherf***er

    -Again, Glass, making sure to negate a power play. F***ing idiot. For every decent game he has, he comes back the next night and reminds you why he shouldn't be playing. Moron.

    -Ah classic "eh just call it on both", no surprise. F***ing dirty high crosscheck

    -Is that suspendable? That was in the neck.

    -I really really dislike the Kings
    -Just say hate... it's OK haha

    -The Kings are the home for aging, cheap s*** heads aren't they?

    -You have to take shots to win games, somebody tell the Rangers that.

    miller time, but only for 19 seconds:

    -IT'S MILLER TIME!

    -J.T. F***ING. MILLER!!!!!

    -YES MILLER HOLY S*** WE SCORED FIRST

    -I f***ing love that quick shot. Miller time!!!

    -F*** yeah that was awesome

    -Wow so many Ranger fan transplants in LA




    offensive wizard dustin brown ties it right up:


    -Damn

    -Dan Boyle is f***ing useless. I hate him. I hate him so f***ing much.

    -God damn it can we hold a lead for once?

    -Fuuuuuu** We can't even man. We can't even.

    -Dude, the Rangers are the worst with allowing goals after just scoring.

    -:'( Saddest face. In off the post

    -F*** yourself Brown you ugly motherf***er

    -So its gonna be one of those games...

    -F*** me, why can't we be happy?

    -Old man Boyle. F***ing pylon.

    -This team is destroying us in terms of getting right into our slot like we're Swiss cheese

    -I wish I was George Washington, so I could chop down the cherry tree named Dan Boyle.

    at this point i don't even really remember what was going on in the game. they're just

    -The Kings are still dirty, things never change

    -Eat a bag of d***s Quick... f*** you

    -THE STICK IS LITERALLY IN HIS JERSEY AND THERE'S NO CALL WHAT THE F***

    -F***.DUSTIN.BROWN

    -Omg why so close and not in? Damn Quick!

    -(there's always gotta be one of these guys): Well I would say good period but then that dumb f***ing luck goal happened. F*** the Queens

    -That was a really good series from us in the second half.

    -Serious question: If a beer/beverage company came up with a drink that had a drop of Henrik's sweat in each bottle, would you buy it?
    I sure would.

    -Don't get me wrong, I'd donate a kidney for the King...but does anyone else get a little poop in their pants anytime he attempts to play the puck?




    second period, starting with some non-call or the other:

    -These refs honestly disgust me

    -HOW WAS THAT NOT F***ING CALLED

    -These blind passes are gonna make me rip my f***ing hair out

    -These Kings announcers... jesus christ I might watch the rest of this game on mute

    -How's the game been? Haven't been able to watch
    -Pretty good other than the dumb luck goal their ugly f*** captain scored

    -anyone else feel like this game is part of the series in 2014? this is an absolute battle with zero space and very few mistakes

    -Damn, all the la players are ugly as hell

    -Jaysus Kee-riist those boys are practically roidraging that Staal came close to Quick. Just all such d***s...

    that time the kings kept the puck in the offensive zone for five years and it eventually resulted in a power play but then they didn't score but the rangers did pretty shortly thereafter:

    -We wouldn't have tired players if WE COULD CLEAR THE F***ING ZONE. Jesus why is this what I beg for us ton be able to do?

    -GET IT THE F*** OUT!!!

    -What a terrible f***ing call.

    -McDonagh are you serious man you've gotta clear that

    -Solid Kill.
    Enjoyable.
    Play better.

    -rangers always can never clear the puck properly

    boyle makes it 2-1:

    -Boyle?! What? Awesome!

    -Boyle redeemed himself??????!?!

    -OLD MAN BOYLE!!!!

    -What a beaut!!!

    -AFTER HE GOT SO MUCH HATE

    -GRAB THE LIFE ALERT.
    GRANDPA DAN BOYLE SCORED.
    BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP!

    -MY FAVORITE GRANDPA

    back to the hate, back to whining about penalties:

    -I f***ing hate you Quick

    -Goddamn we gotta put that in!

    -Damn I feel for Kreider. Can't buy a goal this season.

    -Penalty on the Kings?

    -No penalty shot? Honestly, our PP has been alright lately, so I'm not too concerned by that. At the very least, we can end the period strong.

    -I want a power play not a pooper play!!!

    -GREAT SECOND PERIOD GUYS!!
    KEEP IT UP!!




    third period, starting with hayes making it 3-1 rangers:

    -Hayes! Hayes! HAYES HAYES HAYES!!

    -HAYESITUP!!!!

    -HAAAAAAYESSSSS

    -HAYES YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD!!!!

    -Yeah Hayes! That was wonderful!

    -Guess he wasn't quick enough AYYYYY

    -None of your shins are safe, LA. NO MERCY.

    -Oh its being challenged, so of course we are getting the goal called back. Because we are the Rangers no way it stands

    -wow i'm shocked

    -You're damn right that is a good goal!

    -Wait, what is this... we're winning by more than one goal in the third period!?
    I DON'T BELIEVE IT

    clifford scores two minutes later:

    -f***. me.

    -Ughhhhhhhh

    -Every. F***ing. Time.
    I hate LA so very, very much.

    -F***in ****.
    At least we still have the lead

    -Of course. Of course. That f***ing pest scores tonight.
    Hank you gotta stick cover to your net bro. And Brassard, you can't do that to your goalie.

    -does anyone on the kings have front teeth left?

    -Can't ever be easy

    -Hank got hung out to dry on that one, ain't no one on clifford...

    -Why have a 2 goal lead when you can have a 1 goal lead? /facepalm

    -I f***ing hate the Kings, so f***ing goddamn much

    -Oh f***. Come on boys, don't break down now.. keep the f***ing lead.

    -PLAY WITH A BIT MORE SNARL RANGERS, MIGHT DO YOU SOME F***ING FAVORS TONIGHT.

    -It would literally require a 6 goal lead in the 3rd for me to feel comfortable with this team.
    -I would go with 10 to make it safe
    -10 to be conservative.

    -If we do 15 minutes of turtle I'm going to have a heart attack.
    -we just might

    -Turtle already... great. I see it holding well until they pull Quick.

    -Every time I watch the Kings, I never know where their shots are going to come from.
    Off-angle/bad-angle/center ice/between the skates/through the ref.
    It's like watching an arcade game.
    -They gotta pad that corsi.

    -God why do we always f***ing do this?

    -this is gonna be excruciating to watch

    -Jesus, it's not going to hold for 8 minutes. STOP TURTLING.

    -This is one team you should NOT turtle against.

    -(muahahahahaahahahaha): No f***ing way the Kings don't tie this and beat us in OT, like they always f***ing do

    -Cue "at least we got a point."
    -F*** the pity point! I am sick of the Kings always beating us because the Rangers go full NY Giants and blow the f***ing game.

    -The conclusion to this story is oh so predictable.

    -Imagine 3rd periods in the playoffs...I just did, and s*** my pants.

    -This feels like a playoff game. I'm gonna have a heart attack.

    -We should make an LA Kings possession flow chart.
    Do you have the puck? Yes ---> Shoot No----> Get puck, then shoot.
    Are you on a 2-1 break? Yes--->Do you have the puck?---->Yes->Shoot No---> Get puck, shoot from any point on ice.
    Is there an open teammate to pass to? Yes---> Ignore him and shoot. No---> Shoot it from center ice
    Do you have the puck on your stick for less than 1 second? Yes---> Shoot No---> What are you waiting for? Shoot!

    kopi!!!! you beautiful zombie:

    -And there it is

    -Of course

    -There it is. It's not surprising.

    -What the f*** was with that basketball style pick doughty did?

    -Hahaha

    -Interference please. Please. I need this. I need a win.

    -Oh god, save me, please score, I can't leave this stadium on a loss.

    -welp... now I won't get ANY sleep

    -if they didn't take back the other one, they won't take back this one

    -Birth, Death and heartbreak from the kings. All things assured in a Ranger fans life.

    -these LA announcers make me want to kill myself

    -CMON REFS YOU OWE US AFTER 2014 playoffs

    -Can they for once call these blntant interferences?

    -i hate the kings ughhhh
    -The entire NHL hates the Kings.

    -I know kopitar is a huge mismatch for dom moore, but he's got to at least give a little more effort in not letting kopitar do whatever he wants in front of the net...

    -God that goal horn is like nails on a chalkboard

    -I don't even know why I stayed up when I knew this s*** would happen. Every. F***ing. Time.

    -If this team wants to go deep in the playoffs they can't be giving up leads like they do, it happens way too often..

    -I blame that stat solely on AV and his inability to adapt, and insistence on turtling at the end of every game. It cost us the 2014 cup and it's cost us countless other games.
    In short, f*** AV.

    -17 points we've lost on late 3rd period goals. We'd be tied with the Caps.

    -It's literally like playing the Hawks from the Mighty Ducks.

    -Where the f*** was this effort before the kings tied?

    -Why couldn't the forecheck be this good when we were up? C'mon AV...

    -(GIVE THIS GUY OR GAL A MEDAL): Will Kopitar go forehand or backhand for the game winner?
    -Gaborik comes back to score on his old team randomly.

    -At least 1 big Point in LA. Say what you want about how the game got tied up. Isles lost and we pick up at least a point.

    -It's not too late to start drinking, right? We're on LA time.

    -These west coast games can go burn in hell




    OT:

    -Playing very conservatively here, I think we're looking for a shoot out to be honest

    -and no call for when yandle got interfered with in open ice, excellent

    -ICING!?!?!?!!?

    kopi wins it ^_^:

    -Ugh. Just... ugh.

    -Motherf***er. Goodnight.

    -F*** everything

    -F*** the kings

    -For f*** sake.. 6:14 AM for this..

    -F*** Kopitar

    -F*** the refs

    -I swear to god sometimes I can't stand this f***ing team

    -Worst overtime ever

    -Not even sad, just empty.

    -(i, on the other hand, love it!): F***, I hate seeing Hank pissed.

    -F***kk those ducchebagz gooodnight fam

    -Just re-lived a nightmare




    source:
    https://www.reddit.com/r/rangers/com...t_los_angeles/

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    so satisfying.

    SO satisfying.

    thx!!!!!!1

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    Possession flow chart just classic!

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    rcc ROCKIN' the wts!! Sweet as mo'lasses!

    My favorite:

    -Why have a 2 goal lead when you can have a 1 goal lead? /facepalm

    -Birth, Death and heartbreak from the kings. All things assured in a Ranger fans life.

    -We should make an LA Kings possession flow chart.
    Do you have the puck? Yes ---> Shoot No----> Get puck, then shoot.
    Are you on a 2-1 break? Yes--->Do you have the puck?---->Yes->Shoot No---> Get puck, shoot from any point on ice.
    Is there an open teammate to pass to? Yes---> Ignore him and shoot. No---> Shoot it from center ice
    Do you have the puck on your stick for less than 1 second? Yes---> Shoot No---> What are you waiting for? Shoot!

    -Will Kopitar go forehand or backhand for the game winner?

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    Default what they're saying: rangers edition

    "does anyone on the kings have front teeth left?"

    Hihi

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    God I love these threads, Especially knowing what is to come..

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    Default what they're saying: rangers edition

    The NY Lundqvists have such a hypocrite fanbase. I love it lol

    All that team does is play rope-a-dope and wait for opponent mistake. Lottery team without lundqvist.
    Last edited by KingJ; March 18th, 2016 at 03:29 AM.

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    Loving the read since I was stuck working the night shift and missed the game. The taste of NY fans tears... sooooo sweet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rcc View Post
    -If we do 15 minutes of turtle I'm going to have a heart attack.
    -we just might

    -Turtle already... great. I see it holding well until they pull Quick.
    I guess they couldn't turtle enough to make it to the turtle club.





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