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    Put him in the corner near the door and use him as a coat stand.

    Plenty of spots to hang coat hangers from.

    Probably one of the few coat stands that could deliver a coat to you.

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    And wait for momma to come home

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    Have him stuffed and mounted over the fireplace...

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    Shoot it before it multiplies!

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    Looks like the cat wasn't a fan based on his cheek.

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    Apologize to my daughter for failing her as a father.

    Go into my room. Lock the door. Stare out of the window for 56 hours wondering where it all went wrong.

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    I would say "Dammit, Mitch, didn't the head you were born with have enough holes!?"

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    Run him for warrants. I'm almost sure he has at least one

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    Quote Originally Posted by mudfisher View Post
    Put him in the corner near the door and use him as a coat stand.

    Plenty of spots to hang coat hangers from.

    Probably one of the few coat stands that could deliver a coat to you.
    I'd like to take this one step further and put it in the garage and hang my sweaty hockey gear on it when I get home from playing.

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