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    see your son brings this home and probably gets "well done son, I bet she's an animal in the sack"


    (editor's note: your son or daughter)

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    My son brings that home, and I would be like, "Does she have an older sister?"

    And no, I am not resorting to Double Standards. I believe in 3 standards, one for men, one for women, and one for me.

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    In all honesty though if the guy is a functioning member of society and she loves him...well it would be very pragmatic of her to have him double as a closet organizer

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    My first response would be to ask if I can stick a pencil through his nose holes. Whenever I see people with giant holes in their ears, I feel compelled to stick something through them. I wouldn't be able to contain myself with a giant nose hole. I would stare at it, then blurt out ridiculous remarks. You know that Austin Powers movie where he says, "We're not supposed to talk about the mole!" but he does and tries to touch it with a stick? That's me.

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    I would embrace my inner feminist and overly accept him into the family with the hopes that it will scare him away or have my wife get her shotgun.

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    Ask her why she would ever let a Ducks fan in the house in the first place...

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