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    Default Shanah Tovah

    To all our Jewish Kings fans.

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    thank you!

    Shanah Tovah to all - happy healthy new year and a good fast next week.


    Last edited by ucsdguy1; September 20th, 2017 at 11:11 AM.

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    So who's gonna give me my first New Year Kiss?

    Haha. Happy Rosh Hashanah tonight!! :D


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    Happy Rosh Hashanah, wishing you peace and happiness in the New Year. Orphy if you look like this guy, you should have no problem stealing a kiss.
    Last edited by What party?; September 20th, 2017 at 06:37 PM. Reason: grammar and spelling are hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by What party? View Post
    Happy Rosh Hashanah, wishing you peace and happiness in the New Year. Orphy if you look like this guy, you should have no problem stealing a kiss.
    If he looks like this guy, stealing a kiss is not his problem, beating them off with a stick is his problem. And year round, not just on Rosh Hashanah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by santiclaws View Post
    If he looks like this guy, stealing a kiss is not his problem, beating them off with a stick is his problem. And year round, not just on Rosh Hashanah.
    *lols* perhaps.

    This may be the wrong thread, place, universe to type this but I think Lisa Bonnet's va-jay-jay may be magic. She marries Lenny Kravitz in his prime then upgrades to Jason Mamona in his prime? WTF?!!





    she's freakin magic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by What party? View Post
    *lols* perhaps.

    This may be the wrong thread, place, universe to type this but I think Lisa Bonnet's va-jay-jay may be magic. She marries Lenny Kravitz in his prime then upgrades to Jason Mamona in his prime? WTF?!!





    she's freakin magic.
    A. She is a good looking woman herself, especially back in the Lenny Kravitz days. Besides, if a nice, good-looking half-Jewish, half-black celebrity dude wanted a nice, good-looking half-Jewish, half-black celebrity girl, his choices would have been fairly limited.
    B. As they say, crazy in the head, crazy in the bed. So I think there may be something to your theory. Or maybe she just vajazzles.

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    Momo is half jewish? I'll allow it.


    I ate enough apples and honey, matzoh ball soup, kugel, brisket, and kosher short ribs last night to last me until fast next week.

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    Came here looking for a hot jewish chick named Shanah Tovah.

    Left disappoint.
    "Quod tu es, ego fui, quod nunc sum et tu eris"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ucsdguy1 View Post
    Momo is half jewish?
    Not to my knowledge. Although I hear he's circumcised.

    And how the hell do you get kosher short ribs? You feed the pig matzah, exclusively?

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