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ketel&tonic
June 28th, 2012, 12:18 PM
I dunno, $40 for 8 inches is a lot

-geogirl June 28, 2012

notbob
June 28th, 2012, 12:28 PM
I predict that Geo will be the most popular LGK'er thanks to this thread

geogirl
June 28th, 2012, 12:32 PM
:facepalm:

notbob
June 28th, 2012, 12:35 PM
I need to find someone to ride to Pheonix

-geogirl
sometime around the Western Conference Finals

Mr. Teeny
June 28th, 2012, 12:35 PM
So that's $22.50 for 4 1/2 inches, right??

Wait, who's paying who here?

Dexter
June 28th, 2012, 12:36 PM
Don't talk about the box in front of those unworthy.

cheap
June 28th, 2012, 12:36 PM
:poster_oops:

lol

notbob
June 28th, 2012, 12:37 PM
So that's $22.50 for 4 1/2 inches, right??

Wait, who's paying who here?

So thats how you got your username

orpheus
June 28th, 2012, 12:52 PM
I want an Orphy related quote here!!

geogirl
June 28th, 2012, 02:51 PM
I need to find someone to ride to Pheonix

-geogirl
sometime around the Western Conference Finals

Dammit, ONE LOUSY TYPO and it stays around forever. *sigh*

orpheus
June 28th, 2012, 03:28 PM
This thread seems so wrong, but it feels so right. ;)

notbob
June 28th, 2012, 03:30 PM
Dammit, ONE LOUSY TYPO and it stays around forever. *sigh*

PM me if you still want that ride

Phos Chek
June 28th, 2012, 04:34 PM
[05:28 PM] http://letsgokings.com/customavatars/avatar14232_2.gif http://letsgokings.com/bbs/images/crown.gifgeogirl (http://letsgokings.com/member.php?u=14232): Phossy, I need a mobile resuscitation device, a sixer of beer, and a ****load of AAA batteries, STAT

/END THREAD RIGHT HERE FOLKS

x-wingcamewest
June 28th, 2012, 08:10 PM
**** me, **** me, **** me!!! Geo sometime during a Kings loss during the playoffs.


Ok, but I need check in with my wife first. Blueline in response.

orpheus
June 28th, 2012, 08:24 PM
Methinks X-wing is feeling a bit Randy! ;)


And I still want an Orpheus related quote here!! :pssst:

notbob
June 28th, 2012, 09:41 PM
Methinks X-wing is feeling a bit Randy! ;)


And I still want an Orpheus related quote here!! :pssst:

Join the shartbox orph

ketel&tonic
June 29th, 2012, 03:01 PM
[02:59 PM] http://letsgokings.com/bbs/images/crown.gifbob8880 (http://letsgokings.com/member.php?u=7901): did it involve hotdogs?
[02:59 PM] http://letsgokings.com/bbs/images/crown.gifgeogirl (http://letsgokings.com/member.php?u=14232): yup
[02:59 PM] http://letsgokings.com/bbs/images/crown.gifbob8880 (http://letsgokings.com/member.php?u=7901): you eat em in one bite dont you
[03:00 PM] http://letsgokings.com/bbs/images/crown.gifgeogirl (http://letsgokings.com/member.php?u=14232): why would I want to do that?
[03:00 PM] http://letsgokings.com/bbs/images/crown.gifgeogirl (http://letsgokings.com/member.php?u=14232): then its over too quick

geogirl
June 29th, 2012, 03:18 PM
[05:28 PM] http://letsgokings.com/customavatars/avatar14232_2.gif http://letsgokings.com/bbs/images/crown.gifgeogirl (http://letsgokings.com/member.php?u=14232): Phossy, I need a mobile resuscitation device, a sixer of beer, and a ****load of AAA batteries, STAT

/END THREAD RIGHT HERE FOLKS



:lol: I forgot about that one! What was I talking about anyway? Although I think I have an idea...

Phos Chek
June 29th, 2012, 04:35 PM
:lol: I forgot about that one! What was I talking about anyway? Although I think I have an idea...

That would be the shirtless kings players

Ecktore
July 9th, 2012, 03:31 PM
[03:26 PM] ketel&tonic: i kinda am snack pack sized

rinkrat
July 10th, 2012, 10:30 AM
geogirl - "I'd say I prefer breasts to thighs, but I just know that will wind up in the quotebox thread where people won't know I'm talking about fried chicken"

geogirl
July 10th, 2012, 10:36 AM
geogirl - "I'd say I prefer breasts to thighs, but I just know that will wind up in the quotebox thread where people won't know I'm talking about fried chicken"

Dammit, RR!

eddieshack23
July 10th, 2012, 11:00 AM
[10:53 AM] ketel&tonic: "****in' Cold Duck, dude"

geogirl
July 13th, 2012, 03:09 PM
"tried it once with the cast still not sure how im going to explain the ky goop when i go to see the doctor"

-bob8880

Phos Chek
July 13th, 2012, 05:54 PM
[05:44 PM] http://letsgokings.com/customavatars/avatar14232_2.gif http://letsgokings.com/bbs/images/crown.gifgeogirl (http://letsgokings.com/member.php?u=14232): this conversation has reminded me I'm running low on batteries

:)

x-wingcamewest
July 14th, 2012, 07:56 AM
[07:36 PM] geogirl: I would have missed all the masturbation talk in the SB, and that would have just been tragic

notbob
July 15th, 2012, 09:36 AM
[07:36 PM] geogirl: I would have missed all the masturbation talk in the SB, and that would have just been tragic

She totally started the masturbation talk.

geogirl
July 15th, 2012, 10:12 AM
She totally started the masturbation talk.

Liar! I so did not!

KRC1221
July 15th, 2012, 09:13 PM
:popcorn:

orpheus
July 15th, 2012, 09:37 PM
:shocked:

mitchrock
July 16th, 2012, 02:31 PM
You can pretty much guarantee that geogirl started any dirty talk that happened in the shout box.

LGK Shout Box, where people get their rocks off!

orpheus
July 16th, 2012, 03:29 PM
I'll say this, geogirl has become much more interesting after this thread.

Hey, there. My name is Oprhy. wavey:

Haha!

geogirl
July 16th, 2012, 04:04 PM
:facepalm:

notbob
July 16th, 2012, 04:08 PM
Geo makes the $5 price of addmission to the shoutbox well worth it.

orpheus
July 16th, 2012, 04:42 PM
Hey, I thought I was being a gentleman, I mean, gentedolphin.mhihi: innocent:

Phos Chek
July 17th, 2012, 10:27 AM
[10:25 AM] http://letsgokings.com/customavatars/avatar14232_2.gif http://letsgokings.com/bbs/images/crown.gifgeogirl (http://letsgokings.com/member.php?u=14232): Just because I can pee standing up doesn't mean I use my power for evil

notbob
July 17th, 2012, 01:08 PM
Blueline: watching porn without masterbating is as practical as buying a 75k car when you don't know how to drive

x-wingcamewest
July 17th, 2012, 06:37 PM
[10:25 AM] http://letsgokings.com/customavatars/avatar14232_2.gif http://letsgokings.com/bbs/images/crown.gifgeogirl (http://letsgokings.com/member.php?u=14232): Just because I can pee standing up doesn't mean I use my power for evil


If you can write you name in the snow, you can't pee standing up. You have no power!!!!

mitchrock
July 19th, 2012, 11:00 AM
geogirl: it was springy without being too rubbery, with good flavor

HULKING WAR MACHINE
August 7th, 2012, 07:48 AM
Where the ****** was this geogirl in my lgk heyday?

x-wingcamewest
August 8th, 2012, 06:38 PM
Where the ****** was this geogirl in my lgk heyday?

Jr High School

Phos Chek
September 3rd, 2012, 04:04 PM
:)


[04:03 PM] http://letsgokings.com/customavatars/avatar14232_2.gif http://letsgokings.com/bbs/images/crown.gifgeogirl (http://letsgokings.com/member.php?u=14232): I'm seriously considering switching teams just to see if chicks are as idiotic as guys

Phos Chek
September 3rd, 2012, 05:47 PM
[05:44 PM] http://letsgokings.com/customavatars/avatar14232_2.gif http://letsgokings.com/bbs/images/crown.gifgeogirl (http://letsgokings.com/member.php?u=14232): hey! no splooge in the shoutbox!!

mhihi:

geogirl
September 3rd, 2012, 06:28 PM
:facepalm:

Phos Chek
September 3rd, 2012, 07:14 PM
[07:12 PM] orpheus (http://letsgokings.com/member.php?u=555): *tosses salad at geo*
[07:13 PM] orpheus (http://letsgokings.com/member.php?u=555): Oh, that just sounded dirty!


:lol:

geogirl
September 3rd, 2012, 07:17 PM
:lol:

You beat me to it!

Phos Chek
September 9th, 2012, 09:07 PM
[09:06 PM] http://letsgokings.com/bbs/images/crown.gifbob8880 (http://letsgokings.com/member.php?u=7901): those fish didnt even lube up the poor cucumber

:24smile:

Phos Chek
September 9th, 2012, 09:09 PM
[09:00 PM] http://letsgokings.com/bbs/images/crown.gifbob8880 (http://letsgokings.com/member.php?u=7901): she just watched a sea cucumber get rectally violated by two fish

:24smile:

Phos Chek
September 9th, 2012, 09:09 PM
[09:07 PM] http://letsgokings.com/bbs/images/crown.gifgeogirl (http://letsgokings.com/member.php?u=14232): I dunno, looked like that sea cucumber had a pretty stretched out sphincter already
[09:08 PM] http://letsgokings.com/bbs/images/crown.gifbob8880 (http://letsgokings.com/member.php?u=7901): it did look kinda roomy after a while

:)

x-wingcamewest
September 10th, 2012, 01:43 PM
[12:48 PM] bob8880: Geo wants Brad Richardson to go all pearl fish on her sea cucumber

geogirl
September 10th, 2012, 01:57 PM
[01:27 PM] geogirl: OMG I do not!!!

So there!

x-wingcamewest
September 10th, 2012, 04:04 PM
[04:03 PM] bob8880: Geo knows penis

notbob
September 10th, 2012, 04:06 PM
[04:02 PM] x-wingcamewest: not that I doubted you, but I really wanted a view of it from space. You didn't say it had it's balls too.

notbob
September 11th, 2012, 10:07 AM
[9:36] TooCool: Why you gotta rub it?

x-wingcamewest
September 24th, 2012, 06:28 PM
2 sack slurry?

actually 3 would be better


geo asking me some personal questions this afternoon.

geogirl
September 24th, 2012, 06:39 PM
:facepalm:

It was a CONCRETE slab! How could I not ask?

x-wingcamewest
September 24th, 2012, 06:40 PM
later in the conversation, she was asking me how thick my rods where

rinkrat
September 24th, 2012, 07:30 PM
bob8880: old spice commercials are awesome

Phos Chek
October 24th, 2012, 03:05 PM
[01:25 PM] http://letsgokings.com/customavatars/avatar9831_1.gif FishMonger (http://javascript<strong></strong>://) : Is that because you wore out the VHS on the whipped cream scene?

:)

FishMonger
October 25th, 2012, 10:41 AM
I'm famous!

rinkrat
January 17th, 2013, 07:58 PM
x-wingcamewest: wow, this costco pizza couldn't have any more pepperoni on it if you held a gun to the cooks head.

rinkrat
January 18th, 2013, 11:03 AM
Hipcheck - Jim Hill is to NHL hockey as to what Benny Hill is to NHL hockey

Birdman
February 11th, 2013, 01:20 PM
Right before the Blues game on 2/11/13


I predict the Kings win the next 2, get an OTL from Chi, then win out the rest of the month.

Quote it.

Phos Chek
February 12th, 2013, 02:14 PM
Ecktore
: That's exactly why i didn't post about singing along to lady gaga in the shower

:)

Ecktore
February 12th, 2013, 10:00 PM
:facepalm:

Phos Chek
April 2nd, 2013, 08:01 PM
[08:00 PM] http://letsgokings.com/bbs/images/crown.gifgeogirl: oh I never said girls don't fart
[08:00 PM] http://letsgokings.com/bbs/images/crown.gifgeogirl: I can rip one that'll make your eyes water

:lol:

TMAC
April 3rd, 2013, 12:44 PM
[QUOTE=geogirl; Attention fellow karma whores: TMAC has officially gone insane. This is what happens when you run 5 miles!

TMAC
April 5th, 2013, 10:33 AM
Originally Posted by Nyssa42
It has to do with some geeky computery thing. Someone explained it quite a few games ago...it was all geek-speak so can't remember now. Something about that is the max number the processor can process or something like that. Need some geek help here!

Ecktore
April 8th, 2013, 01:23 PM
[12:56 PM] TooCool : I don't think the hole is big enough though (judging from the pic)

:melvis:

TMAC
May 10th, 2013, 03:47 PM
Originally Posted by DorsalPhin
I am a she...and you're right, it does get bigger when I play with it!

MAY 10th 2013

Ecktore
May 10th, 2013, 04:43 PM
:lol:

Dexter
May 19th, 2013, 10:11 PM
TooCool: I see a bunch of strangers in RinkRat's hole at warmups :melvis:

notbob
May 21st, 2013, 10:37 AM
[10:29 AM] Nyssa42 : you mean I could have prevented myself from looking like an idiot these past 2 months?? How did I not figure this out? I usually click everything to see what it does.

orpheus
May 21st, 2013, 11:02 AM
So this is the gold that I missing by not being a Team LGK member anymore? ;)

jammer06
May 21st, 2013, 12:25 PM
So this is the gold that I missing by not being a Team LGK member anymore? ;)

We're posting all of Geo's gold in the Team LGK forum ;)

orpheus
May 21st, 2013, 01:00 PM
Geo is still being naughty? :P

geogirl
May 21st, 2013, 01:23 PM
We're posting all of Geo's gold in the Team LGK forum ;)

:lol:

notbob
May 21st, 2013, 01:30 PM
We're posting all of Geo's gold in the Team LGK forum ;)

She is a veritable gold mine.

x-wingcamewest
June 2nd, 2013, 03:18 PM
Oh, and I *will* be in My Spot on The Couch tonight. The purple panties are ready to go. If Dorsal stays home and leaves her pants off, it's a lock!!
Geo above

well, they are not really purple, more of a light violet.


oh wait.

Me

Ecktore
June 3rd, 2013, 03:38 PM
[03:35 PM] geogirl : sorry, boys, I prefer to be clean shaven

geogirl
June 3rd, 2013, 03:40 PM
:facepalm:

Ecktore
June 5th, 2013, 01:02 PM
[12:59 PM] geogirl : I really wanted to participate in the taco licking

Ecktore
June 5th, 2013, 01:03 PM
[01:00 PM] geogirl : taco licking technique will be discussed when I return

orpheus
June 5th, 2013, 03:03 PM
:think:

geogirl
June 5th, 2013, 04:30 PM
Sometimes, things should not be taken out of context.

x-wingcamewest
June 7th, 2013, 07:37 AM
but geo, snippet sound bites, taken totally out of context is how the world rolls these days.

BeerMan
June 8th, 2013, 06:37 PM
[06:36 PM]
x-wingcamewest
: hell I'll buy Mel a hooker for the next month if they win this series. What ever it takes. I'm there
:woot: for TC!

Dexter
June 8th, 2013, 07:12 PM
[07:10 PM]DorsalPhin: I'll give free handies!


[07:16 PM]DorsalPhin: I'll give out as many handies as I have to if they keep scoring

:woot:

Phos Chek
June 8th, 2013, 07:34 PM
http://letsgokings.com/bbs/images/crown.gifDorsalPhin: Hahaha, I'm giving handies and mouthies, Geo is opening her legs....Jeez, look what these Kings do to us!

DorsalPhin
June 8th, 2013, 07:49 PM
Thanks Dex and Phos!

geogirl
June 9th, 2013, 07:35 PM
:lol:

Phos Chek
June 10th, 2013, 12:30 PM
http://letsgokings.com/bbs/images/crown.gifgeogirl: excuse me, what? I was busy taking care of myself...
http://letsgokings.com/bbs/images/crown.gifnotbob: at the office? you dirty girl

:)

Homer Simpson
June 10th, 2013, 02:21 PM
Birdman
: I'd gnaw on her nipples until they were RAW

notbob
June 12th, 2013, 01:24 PM
[01:12 PM] I do hate it when it drips after pulling it out
[01:15 PM] Ecktore : it gets even messier when you try to put it back in, and you miss the hole.
[01:16 PM] Ecktore : sometimes it gets dirty, and you got to clean it off before you put it in the right one













[01:17 PM] Ecktore : that's why i hate checing oil in the dark

Ecktore
June 13th, 2013, 10:15 PM
What a great day that was in the shout box. I'm still laughing! :rofl:

mitchrock
June 17th, 2013, 01:12 PM
geogirl
: I have yet to find a fleshless hot dog that doesn't taste like plastic

notbob
June 17th, 2013, 01:14 PM
[01:07 PM] geogirl : oh, I think we can shift the quotebox thread to mocking someone else now

Time to gang up on mitch

rinkrat
June 17th, 2013, 06:23 PM
Ecktore
: It's pretty obvious that Boston's success will rely on geogirl flashing the geocam

orpheus
June 17th, 2013, 10:13 PM
This thread could be named Geo's Golden Quotes. mhihi:

mrm55
June 18th, 2013, 02:57 PM
This thread could be named Geo's Golden Quotes. mhihi:

Man, I'm glad I re-read the last word twice.

mitchrock
June 20th, 2013, 11:33 AM
TooCool
: Get naked in the office John

rinkrat
July 24th, 2013, 04:17 PM
" I don't use teeth normally monkey! I'm a pro at that!" - DorsalPhin


(I'm not even sure what the subject was, but who cares?)

DorsalPhin
July 25th, 2013, 10:35 AM
notbob : i havent had bj's in years

mitchrock
July 25th, 2013, 11:42 AM
DorsalPhin
: <--- needs a man who LOVES BJ's as much as I do

mitchrock
July 25th, 2013, 01:56 PM
DorsalPhin : mmmmm BJ's

rinkrat
July 26th, 2013, 08:50 AM
DorsalPhin: I like being on top.

DorsalPhin
July 29th, 2013, 08:42 AM
rinkrat : luckily I love to tweak
Ecktore : rinkrat is a tweaker?

notbob
July 31st, 2013, 11:09 AM
[11:08 AM] geogirl : I was thinking more of the lovely smell of rotting cow in my fault trench

Say what?

rinkrat
July 31st, 2013, 03:24 PM
"Maybe if you guys did your job right the first time we wouldn't need to have dildo parties" - DorsalPhin

jammer06
September 20th, 2013, 08:24 PM
geogirl: well, you do have to be careful not to bite down on the balls

well done @geo

orpheus
September 21st, 2013, 10:55 PM
So I clicked on this thread when I saw there was a new post.

Why am I not surprised Geo is involved. :P ;)

jammer06
September 26th, 2013, 08:13 PM
Just going to put this here


[08:11 PM]DorsalPhin: I need something in my mouth!!!

geogirl
September 26th, 2013, 09:08 PM
Just going to put this here

Hee hee hee

jammer06
September 28th, 2013, 05:21 PM
for posterity


[04:33 PM]daxx: I'm a little tire up right now... thanks for air
[04:33 PM]daxx: auto- correct
[04:34 PM]daxx: Ya... Some of those days
[04:34 PM]daxx: I e
[04:34 PM]geogirl: daxxy are you speaking drunkanese?
[04:34 PM]daxx: One = some...
[04:34 PM]daxx: Lol
[04:35 PM]daxx: Yup
[04:36 PM]daxx: G
[04:37 PM]daxx: Lite it up like its dynamite..
[04:37 PM]daxx:*daxx is leaving the shout box for a bit* [04:38 PM]

mudfisher
October 15th, 2013, 06:46 PM
notbob
: lol i play with my huge organ alot too

Phos Chek
October 19th, 2013, 10:24 PM
[10:20 PM] Shaddy: If you listened closely you can hear Jdubs balls of steel celebrating

Broke Shaddys Quotebox cherry!!!

DorsalPhin
October 26th, 2013, 01:53 PM
[01:32 PM] x-wingcamewest : I've never had the pearl necklace, though I'd give it a try if my local store would get some.

rinkrat
October 26th, 2013, 03:38 PM
4575

Beat me to it.

x-wingcamewest
October 27th, 2013, 07:20 AM
McBastards!!!




and for the record, I was talking about flying dog beer.

orpheus
October 27th, 2013, 11:36 PM
X-Wing is old and he's supposed to be setting an example for us younger peeps, but with those comments, he's just corrupting the youth, haha. ;)

http://blog.wisefaq.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/archie-271.jpg

x-wingcamewest
October 28th, 2013, 04:40 AM
Seems there is little difference between the Administration and Kings management when it comes to handling epic fails.

[12:04 AM]
TooCool
: But during suite night on Thursday when I asked RinkRat's boss about whether or not they have heard the complaints from the fans, he said if they take it down immediately, everyone will see how badly they failed. So they wanna keep it for at least 10 home games.
[12:04 AM]
TooCool
: He said if it catches on like they hoped it would, then great. If fans continue to hate it, they'll have no choice but to change it.

Phos Chek
November 11th, 2013, 10:44 PM
http://letsgokings.com/bbs/images/crown.gifDorsalPhin: A big black dude just worked me so hard my legs are shaking.

Jesus woman.

DorsalPhin
November 11th, 2013, 10:54 PM
Jesus woman.
Phos Chek....you didn't!

orpheus
November 11th, 2013, 11:20 PM
I am black on the inside. mhihi:

orpheus
November 11th, 2013, 11:27 PM
I like my women, haha, like I like my food, spicy and saucy. mhihi:

TMAC
November 13th, 2013, 03:32 PM
Originally Posted by DorsalPhin
It smells like dirty whores up in here.

notbob
November 15th, 2013, 04:08 PM
[03:06 PM] geogirl : that vid is boring, Birdy - less talky, more bangy!

x-wingcamewest
November 16th, 2013, 06:24 PM
what the hell has happened to this place? Mike is now rink dawg, idiots post bull **** and get away with it. and Kings Thomas still breathes.


sorry, this should have been in the random thoughts thread. Oh ****ing well

orpheus
November 16th, 2013, 10:26 PM
But I am still a drunk. So not everything has changed. ;)

rinkrat
November 17th, 2013, 02:03 PM
DorsalPhin: I like all positions. I'm not partial to one or another.

orpheus
November 18th, 2013, 08:27 AM
DorsalPhin doesn't do positions, she positions you! :O

rinkrat
December 4th, 2013, 11:22 AM
TooCool: Yeah, there was no pic I could find of that either Nyssa. Only the one where he was fisting his teammates

Dexter
December 4th, 2013, 11:48 AM
:melvis: is dirrrty

x-wingcamewest
December 7th, 2013, 09:50 AM
Sticky: Islanders Vs Kings TONIGHT! Be there or be mitchrock



[08:47 AM]
x-wingcamewest
: Le Sigh. I guess I'll have to be mitchrock.

jammer06
December 20th, 2013, 09:19 PM
geogirl is admiring Phinny's rack* [08:18 PM]

Dexter
December 24th, 2013, 09:24 AM
*jammer06
would rather eat a dick than a pickle* [08:16 AM] :woot:

Birdman
December 27th, 2013, 10:39 PM
[09:34 PM]
DorsalPhin
: Or swallowed her brothers and sisters
[09:35 PM]
DorsalPhin
: I didn't say that
[09:35 PM]
Nyssa42
: you arre gross, Dorsal!
[09:35 PM]
DorsalPhin
: <---- May be a bit tipsy tonight
[09:35 PM]
Phos Chek
: WHOA
[09:35 PM]
DorsalPhin
: What's so wrong with swallowing?!?

jammer06
December 27th, 2013, 10:40 PM
P. Diddy : What is wrong with swallowing?

well then

P. Diddy
December 27th, 2013, 11:02 PM
well then

*jammer06
would rather eat a dick than a pickle* [08:16 AM]

WestCoastIPA
December 31st, 2013, 05:06 PM
phossy, I'm already wearing a short skirt and my boobs are totally hanging out, what more do you want?

-dorsal

jammer06
January 9th, 2014, 10:38 AM
[09:36 AM]geogirl: welp, I'm off to see a man about a hole

BeerMan
January 12th, 2014, 10:32 PM
[09:04 PM] mugs : I hate drinks that don't taste like alcohol

Dexter
January 22nd, 2014, 03:58 PM
[02:57 PM]
TooCool: fook me

:melvis:

TooCool
January 23rd, 2014, 09:30 AM
"I don't always nobtob, but when I do, it's because I'm bored." - TVE

I don't know what time. Some time in the morning I guess on 1/22/14.

Ecktore
January 27th, 2014, 04:19 PM
[03:17 PM] DorsalPhin : oh cmon, we all know I'm a whore.


:whore:

Ecktore
January 28th, 2014, 01:10 PM
[12:06 PM] TooCool : Well if you're gonna rape someone, you better do it right.

:melvis:

rinkrat
January 28th, 2014, 10:08 PM
[08:50 PM] notbob
: still confused how the kings ended up short handed when bisonette jumped nolan
TooCool
: Because the ref said, "This is what you guys get for making me hear the intro song at Staples."

Ecktore
January 29th, 2014, 11:38 AM
[10:36 AM] TooCool : You know it. Kick a chick while she's retarded.

Oh melf...

Ecktore
February 6th, 2014, 02:19 PM
[01:12 PM] Dexter : i two hand that for catching the entire fluid

��

rinkrat
March 6th, 2014, 06:12 PM
[05:10 PM] Dexter: Ain't cough bro Nugget huh r drag my leg Bru gig
[05:10 PM] Nyssa42: is Dexter having a seizure?

TooCool
March 19th, 2014, 10:07 AM
[09:40 AM] DorsalPhin : good morning
[09:45 AM] geogirl : mornin LGK
[09:46 AM] notbob : mornin ladies
[09:53 AM] geogirl : sup notbob
[09:58 AM] notbob : you two wake up together or somethin?
[09:59 AM] DorsalPhin : maybe
[09:59 AM] notbob : cool

TooCool
March 19th, 2014, 10:17 AM
Oh this was from yesterday. Copied and pasted the important parts.

[10:21 AM] Ecktore : I just want to know where I can enjoy Big Wangs
[10:21 AM] Ecktore : What's so wrong about that?
[10:23 AM] geogirl : did someone say big wangs?
[10:23 AM] TooCool : TVE what you want is Hooters
[10:27 AM] Ecktore : I do love Hooters and tacos

Then later...

[10:44 AM] geogirl : I've never been to a Hooters
[10:44 AM] TooCool : You don't need to go to one geo
[10:45 AM] Nyssa42 : there is no need for people WITH hooters to ever go to a Hooters
[10:46 AM] Shaddy : Yeah just make some wings and boom hooters at Geo's house.

orpheus
March 19th, 2014, 09:18 PM
Uh, huh, huh, hooters...

notbob
March 27th, 2014, 10:04 AM
[09:57 AM] TooCool : I thought you can't use wifi during a flight
[09:57 AM] notbob : yeah remember what happened on that malaysia flight
[09:58 AM] notbob : everyone ignored the no electronics sign
[09:59 AM] TooCool : Is that what happened?

geogirl
March 27th, 2014, 10:22 AM
[09:57 AM] TooCool : I thought you can't use wifi during a flight
[09:57 AM] notbob : yeah remember what happened on that malaysia flight
[09:58 AM] notbob : everyone ignored the no electronics sign
[09:59 AM] TooCool : Is that what happened?

Quoting yourself?

:whore:

notbob
March 27th, 2014, 10:24 AM
Quoting yourself?

:whore:

It was for the melf quote

geogirl
March 27th, 2014, 10:30 AM
It was for the melf quote

Sure it was.

Dexter
March 31st, 2014, 10:41 PM
jammer06: she's currently dating a black dude on the football team, I said cool, don't show up in my pron

:melfgod:

TooCool
April 2nd, 2014, 11:10 AM
[09:07 AM] notbob: public poles are nasty
[09:07 AM] jammer06: notbob prefers private poles
[09:09 AM] mugs: notbob never saw a pole he didn't like

notbob
April 3rd, 2014, 10:58 AM
[10:57 AM] TooCool : What's a boob?

how can one person be so innocent?

TooCool
April 3rd, 2014, 11:19 AM
[10:57 AM] TooCool : What's a boob?

how can one person be so innocent?

You left out my edit! I know what a boob is and it's 100x better than a moob!

notbob
April 3rd, 2014, 11:44 AM
You left out my edit! I know what a boob is and it's 100x better than a moob!

Sorry melf, but if we provided context for any of these quotes they would all suck

orpheus
April 3rd, 2014, 10:17 PM
I feel like a boob when I read these quotes because I don't know the context. ;)

mudfisher
April 23rd, 2014, 07:15 PM
[07:11 PM] Brandon : a very satisfying finish provided from those BJ's
[07:12 PM] mudfisher : yeppers
[07:12 PM] mudfisher : Flower is done. He is back to Wilted Flower Mode.
[07:12 PM] notbob : arent all bj's satisfying
[07:13 PM] Brandon : depends. sometimes inexperience creates disappointment
[07:14 PM] Brandon : these BJ's have more experience behind them it seems

TooCool
April 26th, 2014, 03:41 PM
[03:27 PM] TooCool: Go Kongs Go! Win for Dorsal!!
*TooCool has reached 14750 shouts!* [03:27 PM]
[03:30 PM] notbob: :whore:
*notbob has reached 24500 shouts!* [03:30 PM]
[03:30 PM] notbob: oops
[03:30 PM] DorsalPhin :whore:

x-wingcamewest
April 26th, 2014, 04:09 PM
Every last mothers son or daughters of you are :whore:

notbob
May 5th, 2014, 09:06 AM
jammer06 - Report Shout Today 08:52 AM
LOL its true nyssa, going to india tomorrow, this series should be in the bag right?

TooCool - Report Shout Today 08:53 AM
How long are you going to be in Indiana?

TooCool - Report Shout Today 08:54 AM
Whoops, you said India, holy cow.

notbob (Edit ? Delete) Today 08:54 AM
lol holy cow

jammer06 - Report Shout Today 08:54 AM
LOL nb

notbob (Edit ? Delete) Today 08:55 AM
did melf make that joke on purpose?

jammer06 - Report Shout Today 08:55 AM
that would have been an awesome joke both ways nb

TooCool - Report Shout Today 08:56 AM
holy cow?

notbob (Edit ? Delete) Today 08:56 AM
yes

TooCool - Report Shout Today 08:56 AM
I don't get it

jammer06
May 13th, 2014, 12:49 PM
Ecktore: Having just handled it, I can say it's pretty sticky near the tip. The shaft is considerably clean


oh really?

jammer06
June 9th, 2014, 03:08 PM
jammer06: I don't need to see this guys ass crack
[03:05 PM]Birdman: AW ****.
[03:06 PM]Birdman: I missed it.

someone was disappointed

Dexter
June 16th, 2014, 06:27 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/10360845_10154221658335324_2970555727643940831_n.j pg

Dexter
June 25th, 2014, 12:26 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/p526x296/10322435_10154259507195324_2359438177289254920_n.j pg

x-wingcamewest
July 3rd, 2014, 04:23 AM
[01:44 AM]
orpheus
: It's so hot, my tears are sweating.

jammer06
July 15th, 2014, 12:29 PM
A travesty:


[12:27 PM] geogirl : but then I couldn't jam it back in there

Dexter
July 15th, 2014, 03:19 PM
[03:13 PM]
jammer06
: my balls itch, wanna earn a dollar? Wut

jammer06
July 22nd, 2014, 11:49 AM
I'd get that checked out


[11:47 AM]geogirl: my box is very gooey

jammer06
August 7th, 2014, 12:27 PM
[12:26 PM]TooCool: We swallow all the time. Just no weird choking.

for a good time call?

Dexter
August 7th, 2014, 12:30 PM
for a good time call?

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10307171_10154412393750324_2829936974623285051_n.j pg

P. Diddy
September 5th, 2014, 10:58 PM
Dexter - Report Shout Today 10:08 PM
Go Tesoro service typy drunks known what're iMac
Dexter - Report Shout Today 10:07 PM
Vivisection at Vivisection
Dexter - Report Shout Today 10:06 PM
Liking age Bova in the city of insist b

TooCool
September 8th, 2014, 10:55 AM
[10:53 AM] notbob : i like breasts

P. Diddy
September 8th, 2014, 10:56 AM
[10:47 AM] TooCool : If I showed up to someone's house and was promised turkey and didn't get it. That person be dead

rinkrat
September 9th, 2014, 03:12 PM
[03:07 PM] Rinkrat: has just posted the thread Show Us Your Fan Cave!* [03:05 PM]

[03:07 PM] notbob: yeah geo, show us your fan cave

[03:08 PM] geogirl: buy me a few drinks first

TooCool
September 12th, 2014, 01:47 PM
*jammer06 has reached 21750 shouts!* [01:42 PM]
[01:42 PM] notbob : :whore:
[01:42 PM] geogirl : :whore:
*geogirl has reached 24500 shouts!* [01:42 PM]
[01:43 PM] notbob : :whore:
[01:43 PM] TooCool : :whore: jamdawg
[01:43 PM] TooCool : :whore: geo
[01:43 PM] jammer06 : :whore:
[01:43 PM] geogirl : oh c'mon! honestly

notbob
September 17th, 2014, 04:32 PM
[03:51 PM] Dexter : I promise never to post bukkake again

[04:18 PM] Nyssa42 : oh geez....why didn't someone tell me not to google that!

[04:30 PM] Birdman : You googled bukkake?

TooCool
September 28th, 2014, 06:14 PM
[06:11 PM] Nyssa42: Heatley can't get it up, and Regehr has a very active stick.

jammer06
September 30th, 2014, 02:45 PM
[02:35 PM]Nyssa42: is that something I shouldn't google? because I don't know what that means

[02:37 PM]Birdman: You don't know what Fapping means?

[02:38 PM]Birdman: Do not Google it

[02:38 PM]Nyssa42: well, I do now....so, am I the Fapper or the Fappee?

Nyssa42
September 30th, 2014, 02:50 PM
[02:35 PM]Nyssa42: is that something I shouldn't google? because I don't know what that means

[02:37 PM]Birdman: You don't know what Fapping means?

[02:38 PM]Birdman: Do not Google it

[02:38 PM]Nyssa42: well, I do now....so, am I the Fapper or the Fappee?
that wasn't the word I was given! Fappening, the word I was looking up, is a way different thing than fapping! and now I know what they both mean.

Dexter
September 30th, 2014, 09:04 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1379489_10154609934210324_8297361099358767402_n.jp g?oh=234a0a3e7e662caab66e4d1329b559a6&oe=5486C068&__gda__=1422785361_fa6adb894c2bdd1578655f29c10b4fe 7

Wow.

Homer Simpson
October 15th, 2014, 01:11 PM
notbob
: did you ever have to slide two inside so the first wouldnt pop out

notbob
October 16th, 2014, 02:41 PM
notbob
: did you ever have to slide two inside so the first wouldnt pop out

Maybe we should start a new game called guess the context

KickEm
October 17th, 2014, 07:37 AM
Maybe we should start a new game called guess the context
Go for it, sounds like it could be fun.

Dexter
October 22nd, 2014, 12:37 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1487348_10154705009840324_4302011689977486088_n.jp g?oh=f1c7189385d5573fc42abbeb39573396&oe=54F79530&__gda__=1420582234_253cbc31f08d91238d373fc45143be8 9

TooCool
October 23rd, 2014, 09:36 AM
Talking about the Mega Millions Jackpot. 224 Million.

[8:56 AM] Shaddy: If y'all win, can you's buy me a Tesla model s. thanks
[8:56 AM] TooCool: John or I will throw in a PS4 for you too Shag Dawg.
[8:57 AM] notbob: damn i havent even won yet and the leeches are out in full force
[8:58 AM] Shaddy: PS4... no thanks.
[8:58 AM] TooCool: YOU WILL TAKE THAT PS4
[8:59 AM] Shaddy: 0_0
[8:59 AM] notbob: whoa melf dont voynov him

Homer Simpson
November 4th, 2014, 04:11 PM
TooCool:Seems okay now :rinkdawg: Earlier it wouldn't load and my shout took about 5 minutes to come.

TooCool
November 12th, 2014, 01:39 PM
[12:21 PM] notbob : hey melf are you watching that lucha show
[12:23 PM] TooCool : Lucha show?
[12:24 PM] notbob : its on the el rey network
[12:26 PM] TooCool : LOL El Rey. Just finally got that.
[12:26 PM] notbob : ??
[12:27 PM] TooCool : You mean LA?
[12:27 PM] notbob : http://www.elreynetwork.com/#/origin...V7oaAiET8P8HAQ
[12:27 PM] TooCool : Or am I automatically assuming you racist again
[12:27 PM] TooCool : My bad then
[12:27 PM] notbob : lmao no
[12:28 PM] Krussadams : LMAO
[12:29 PM] TooCool : I never heard of the El Ray network lol
[12:29 PM] TooCool : I thought you meant like that chinese tv station "LA18" or somethin
[12:31 PM] orpheus : racists!
[12:32 PM] Dexter : stop being wacist wut the ****
[12:33 PM] jammer06 : ROFL oh damn TC that was awesome
[12:33 PM] Krussadams : someone needs to quotebox that
[12:34 PM] Krussadams : I was literally almost in tears laughing over here
[12:34 PM] jammer06 : I nominate dex, king of the screen captures

Dexter
November 12th, 2014, 01:55 PM
So racist. I am ashamed of TooCool !

TooCool
January 26th, 2015, 04:04 PM
[02:23 PM] Liceroni: It's windy out
[02:40 PM] notbob: because of your boss?
[02:47 PM] Liceroni: Off today!
[02:47 PM] notbob: he only farts when he is at work?
[02:47 PM] notbob: thats just weird
[02:49 PM] Liceroni: LOL! I so did not get that reference until now.
[02:56 PM] jammer06: LOL

rinkrat
March 24th, 2015, 07:58 PM
orpheus
: The Sharks should bring back Mike Ricci and go for the fugly trifecta, lol. :P

rinkrat
May 19th, 2015, 07:31 PM
[07:28 PM] Nyssa42 : just realized....it's kind of nice not having to worry about wearing a specific pair of underwear every day.

TooCool
June 29th, 2015, 01:05 PM
[12:51 PM] notbob : stars sign niemi 3 yrs 4.5aav
[12:51 PM] Ecktore : he'll probably be they're new pre-game warm-up coach
[12:53 PM] jammer06 : they're? they're? Chesse quesadilla bastard!
[12:54 PM] Ecktore : damn it! I fixed it!
[12:56 PM] Ecktore : geez, i get a little govenment aid and my english goes down the drain

jammer06
July 16th, 2015, 09:02 PM
[07:35 PM] Nyssa42: wait, I think it says he is leaning bi. and he wants to know how to drink Rex's vibe.

Dexter
July 29th, 2015, 06:21 PM
[05:22 PM] Dexter : Windows 10 makes you purchase solitaire now http://kotaku.com/rip-microsoft-soli...ium=Socialflow
[05:25 PM] jammer06 : if i want to buy something to play with myself ill get a hustler

:melf:

Nyssa42
September 30th, 2015, 09:12 PM
[08:59 PM] orpheus : And I was like, Flapjacks and hookers? Count me in!

jammer06
October 8th, 2015, 12:12 PM
Too soon?



DRice - Yesterday 07:57 PM Eat it Kane...no goal
jammer06 Yesterday 07:59 PM i dont think id like kane eating mine....just an opinion
DRice - Yesterday 08:00 PM Kane doesn't care if you like it or not
Dexter -Yesterday 08:00 PM that's called a Hot Cosby these days

TooCool
October 14th, 2015, 09:12 AM
[09:09 AM] geogirl : I just got invited to a seminar on recent advances in ground motion selection and scaling
[09:09 AM] geogirl : I'm so glad I'm busy that day
[09:10 AM] notbob : that sounds like a fancy term for a weight watchers meeting

Dexter
November 19th, 2015, 01:20 PM
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12241360_10156209130060324_354839340173235791_n.jp g?oh=578b08b0067293888c38084959a59fc6&oe=56E55CF7

jammer06
January 13th, 2016, 11:05 AM
[09:57 AM] jammer06: Bob McKenzie Verified account ‏@TSNBobMcKenzie Unless something out of left field occurs at last moment, Kopitar's deal is expected to be that $10M AAV for 8 years.
[09:58 AM] notbob: what happeed to impasse
[09:58 AM] TooCool: There goes someone's idea of him winning the powerballs and playing for the league minimum
[09:58 AM] jammer06: someone went in against a sicilian when death was on the line?

Phos Chek
January 17th, 2016, 08:47 PM
[07:46 PM] http://letsgokings.com/bbs/images/crown.gifjammer06
: so mrs jammer just said "wheres your ruler...ok so its 3 inches" and incould only respond "its bigger than that"

geogirl
February 2nd, 2016, 11:38 AM
[10:35 AM] TooCool : Sounds good. And are we grabbing tots before or after the game?
[10:35 AM] notbob : we will not share our tots with nyssa
[10:36 AM] notbob : i was thinking before
[10:36 AM] geogirl : hang on, melf and notbob are grabbing each other's tots? what?
[10:36 AM] TooCool : cool. i'm down with that
[10:37 AM] geogirl : hahahahaha

Nyssa42
February 2nd, 2016, 11:40 AM
geo missed the good parts:


[10:32 AM] notbob : melf we gotta grab some tots at the draftkings bar
[10:32 AM] Nyssa42 : ^^^that sounds illegal
[10:32 AM] TooCool : Which game you wanna do it nobtob?
[10:34 AM] notbob : looks like it will have to be after that 30 day road trip
[10:35 AM] TooCool : Sounds good. And are we grabbing tots before or after the game?
[10:35 AM] notbob : we will not share our tots with nyssa
[10:36 AM] notbob : i was thinking before
[10:36 AM] geogirl : hang on, melf and notbob are grabbing each other's tots? what?
[10:36 AM] TooCool : cool. i'm down with that
[10:37 AM] geogirl : hahahahaha
[10:37 AM] TooCool : We're talking about tater tots! I think.
[10:37 AM] geogirl : damnit how do I quotebox that??


SEE WHAT YOU NON-TEAM-LGKERS ARE MISSING OUT ON EVERY DAY?

orpheus
February 2nd, 2016, 05:37 PM
The fun begins after I leave, haha. :dancing-smiley:

jammer06
March 16th, 2016, 11:49 AM
no context required:


[11:46 AM] TooCool: True. I whack it quite often but it gets frustrating

TooCool
March 21st, 2016, 11:56 AM
no context required:

What the... I just saw this. We were talking about remote controllers!

jammer06
April 5th, 2016, 10:53 AM
[09:54 AM] geogirl: that's not the Tom Wilson I was thinking of
[09:59 AM] Nyssa42: well, he's better than your Tom Wilson. *goes to look up the other Tom Wilson*
[10:04 AM] TooCool: I typed Tom Wilson on the google and only the Caps Tom Wilson showed up
[10:05 AM] geogirl: seriously, people? Tom Wilson?!? If notbob was here he'd know who I was thinking of
[10:05 AM] Nyssa42: I got some lame looking comedian along with all the Caps Tom Wilson stuff
[10:05 AM] geogirl: :fpalm:
[10:13 AM] Nyssa42: kicks herself out of the "Back to The Future" Fan Club!*

TooCool
April 7th, 2016, 08:20 PM
[08:16 PM] mudfisher: Schenn is horriblee
[08:16 PM] TooCool: Schenn is really bad on D
[08:16 PM] Cross Traffic: wow, that was horribad
[08:16 PM] mudfisher: Toronto ruined him.
[08:16 PM] jammer06: wow quick was in complete no mans land and schenn was busy eating a dildo

DRice
April 23rd, 2016, 01:22 AM
[01:18 AM] DRice : and I'd divorce for Jenna Coleman. And I'm sure my wife would allow it! lol
[01:19 AM] Nyssa42 : I might turn gay for her.

TooCool
May 2nd, 2016, 01:35 PM
[01:07 PM] Dexter : Finally that stupid Kopitar twatter thing is over
[01:09 PM] jammer06 : #NHL17Kopitar (http://letsgokings.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=NHL17Kopitar) #NHL17Kopitar (http://letsgokings.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=NHL17Kopitar) #NHL17Kopitar (http://letsgokings.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=NHL17Kopitar) #NHL17Kopitar (http://letsgokings.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=NHL17Kopitar) #NHL17Kopitar (http://letsgokings.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=NHL17Kopitar) #NHL17Kopitar (http://letsgokings.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=NHL17Kopitar) #NHL17Kopitar (http://letsgokings.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=NHL17Kopitar) #NHL17Kopitar (http://letsgokings.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=NHL17Kopitar) #NHL17Kopitar (http://letsgokings.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=NHL17Kopitar)
[01:11 PM] Dexter : **** you, Jammer.
[01:12 PM] Nyssa42 : Dexter is mean. He doesn't want Kopi to be on the cover of the game.
[01:13 PM] jammer06 : is there an nhl game cover curse like the madden curse? maybe he's looking out for the guy
[01:13 PM] notbob : late to the party but https://twitter.com/AndyCole84/statu...rc=twsrc%5Etfw
[01:15 PM] Dexter : Yes. The curse is well known to EA NHL
*Nyssa42 did not twitter about Kopi and the stupid game* [01:16 PM]
[01:16 PM] Dexter : Dany Heatley was the cover boy when he killed his teammate
[01:19 PM] jammer06 : would it be morally wrong to vote for Kopi and tell him to drive brownie to practice?
[01:20 PM] notbob : ouch
[01:20 PM] TooCool : :lol: jamdawg
[01:21 PM] geogirl : OMG
[01:22 PM] jammer06 : sorry dean can probably find a less repugnant way to get out of that cap hit
[01:27 PM] Nyssa42 : can they at least just be driving a golf cart?
[01:28 PM] geogirl : or a Big Wheel?
[01:30 PM] Dexter : Dayyyyyum

geogirl
May 3rd, 2016, 01:38 PM
[11:59 AM] Nyssa42 : my damn updated phone just buzzed to tell me that Letang got 1 game suspension. It's not supposed to vibrate or "bling"
[12:00 PM] TooCool : when you say buzzed, did you mean vibrate?
[12:03 PM] Nyssa42 : yup.
[12:13 PM] notbob : bling?
[12:16 PM] Ecktore : I'm guessing she's talking about the LED or flashlight
[12:17 PM] Nyssa42 : no, the sound goes "bling!"
* jammer06 is standing on the corner waiting fr a jump cuz hes a dumbass* [12:20 PM]
[12:20 PM] notbob : getting jumped in oakland shouldnt take long
[12:24 PM] jammer06 : Im in bezerkely, the vegans are gonna get me
[12:25 PM] Nyssa42 : hold out a carrot and maybe someone will help you
[12:26 PM] jammer06 : Well the closest thing igot to that isnt orange...well maybe if ive been eating cheetos
[12:27 PM] Nyssa42 : I don't think anyone in Berkely would notice a person holding out an orange wang
[12:36 PM] notbob : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys0rMLwg_kY
[12:53 PM] DRice : ah, lunchtime entertainment in the SB.
[01:01 PM] Nyssa42 : we're here for you, DRice

Dexter
October 12th, 2016, 07:36 PM
[07:31 PM] TooCool : We get fingered all the time anyway. Should be cool with it


:melf:

Dexter
October 14th, 2016, 11:09 AM
[11:08 AM] TooCool : Get hard jamdawg. :melvis:

rinkrat
October 14th, 2016, 12:41 PM
Dexter : Anything's A Dildo If You're Brave Enough

Dexter
October 14th, 2016, 02:12 PM
Dexter : Anything's A Dildo If You're Brave Enough

http://i.imgur.com/BuOqSNP.jpg

Dexter
November 29th, 2016, 01:49 PM
[12:46 PM] TooCool : Bestiality
[12:48 PM] notbob : did you mean to put that in the search bar?

wow :melfelf:

jammer06
December 1st, 2016, 10:17 AM
melftastic


[09:15 AM] TooCool : I still can't believe we all knew how to blow before the internet

Dexter
December 1st, 2016, 10:30 AM
This really should just be the "Melf says the darnedest things" thread.

geogirl
February 6th, 2017, 01:59 PM
[12:49 PM] TooCool : Damn it notbob. Look what you got me into. I just asked for a picture of geo's cookie and lice posted it and it looked great. I'm talking about the PG version

Dexter
February 6th, 2017, 02:03 PM
[12:49 PM] TooCool : Damn it notbob. Look what you got me into. I just asked for a picture of geo's cookie and lice posted it and it looked great. I'm talking about the PG version

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/16601664_10158155042260324_3929774229323079315_o.j pg?oh=3819bb8460c6bb54e1b2bf6b04bf746d&oe=59020F57

TooCool
February 7th, 2017, 11:36 AM
[8:19 AM] jammer06 - So new dentist is next to a bank and a car dealership....not sure i can afford this place
[9:13 AM] jammer06 - I wonder if the people at the bank next door have folks come in "i need a grill" and the bank people are like "car or dentist?"

TooCool
February 15th, 2017, 02:44 PM
[01:32 PM] jammer06 : Hey nyssa can you grab me?
[01:32 PM] notbob : ummm...
* Nyssa42 will grab jammer* [01:36 PM]
[01:37 PM] notbob : *gasp*
[01:39 PM] geogirl : whoa

Dexter
February 17th, 2017, 10:40 AM
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16807450_10158207928350324_276633885533552324_n.jp g?oh=9fe46b77fb53877e51d5cabafda8866e&oe=58FF434B

Birdman
February 17th, 2017, 05:51 PM
geogirl : maybe I should just do Bailey

Dexter
February 21st, 2017, 01:14 PM
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16807138_10158227396595324_7077585542390694673_n.j pg?oh=b4c1357d2d591af4fc7e66e5b46ce2e3&oe=594A8786

TooCool
February 23rd, 2017, 11:54 AM
[10:49 AM] Dexter : okay goodies i have an important question for you
[10:49 AM] Dexter : Do you thi
[10:49 AM] notbob : he fell out of his chair again

Krussadams
February 23rd, 2017, 01:40 PM
[01:32 PM] jammer06 : Hey nyssa can you grab me?
[01:32 PM] notbob : ummm...
* Nyssa42 will grab jammer* [01:36 PM]
[01:37 PM] notbob : *gasp*
[01:39 PM] geogirl : whoa

Didn't realize it was that kind of fantasy camp.

https://s1.postimg.org/une02ffpb/Fantasy_Camp.jpg

Dexter
February 24th, 2017, 10:17 PM
https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16998175_10158242073940324_2513316150281994510_n.j pg?oh=e5a89d8cdb487bf4ba255f7bb1cec7dd&oe=593D72CF

Dexter
March 13th, 2017, 10:27 AM
[10:04 AM] TooCool : It's so weird, it doesn't look broken. But every time I slide it in, it slides right back out. So stupid.

:melvis:

rinkrat
March 13th, 2017, 10:12 PM
[09:45 PM] Liceroni : Hey, I just caught an Aipom!
[09:46 PM] DRice : Is that contagious?

TooCool
March 15th, 2017, 01:24 PM
[12:48 PM] TooCool : Running out of time to grab tots John
[12:50 PM] notbob : did you try the park?
[01:06 PM] geogirl : "Did you try the park?" LOLOL

Edit: I failed at quoting geo correctly.

TooCool
March 21st, 2017, 09:47 AM
[09:25 AM] Dexter : siiiiick i just remembered i actually do have a Red Ranger costume from when i was 9
[09:28 AM] TooCool : I don't think it's going to fit
[09:30 AM] notbob : twss
[09:30 AM] Dexter : yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah Meeeeeeeeel
[09:35 AM] TooCool : twss?
[09:38 AM] Dexter : because thenobody you're penis is too big to enter a vaginas or similar object
[09:38 AM] Dexter : I'm not fixing that
[09:38 AM] notbob : twss = thats what she said
[09:38 AM] geogirl : LOL
[09:39 AM] geogirl : "similar object" LOLOLOL

Dexter
March 21st, 2017, 02:41 PM
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17264915_1229475510506184_7115883740726702271_n.jp g?oh=bf03dde5d138be33cb85bb1f0ac130c4&oe=5969ADEE

TooCool
March 29th, 2017, 06:38 PM
[06:35 PM] Dexter: damn Iginla
[06:35 PM] jammer06: Lol
[06:35 PM] notbob: Wow piggy still got it
[06:35 PM] jammer06: Bobn weave
[06:35 PM] mudfisher: Looks like Engelllend got the worst of it
[06:35 PM] notbob: Fu auto correct
[06:35 PM] BeerMan: LOL piggy
[06:35 PM] mudfisher: Sign Iginla for next year Right now!
[06:35 PM] TooCool: rofl piggy
[06:36 PM] jammer06: Lol piggy
[06:36 PM] Dexter: lmao notbob
[06:36 PM] notbob: Piggy and fluffy. This team is tough

Nyssa42
April 4th, 2017, 02:59 PM
[02:45 PM] TooCool : i tripped and grabbed. that makes it ok
[02:46 PM] notbob : i gotta learn that trick
[02:47 PM] TooCool : if anything she was asking me if I was alright.. I think
[02:47 PM] TooCool : i forgot
[02:47 PM] notbob : you blacked out!!!
[02:49 PM] Dexter : Melf needs rehab
[02:50 PM] TooCool : take me to AAA
[02:50 PM] notbob : you mean AA
[02:50 PM] notbob : AAA is for cars and ****
[02:51 PM] TooCool : yes, that one
[02:52 PM] geogirl : "take me to AAA" LOLOLOL

TooCool
April 12th, 2017, 03:44 PM
[02:50 PM] Nyssa42 : I was only 4 when I started kindergarten (October birthday). There were other kids walking, too....we lived in a subdivision
[02:50 PM] Dexter : Charlie was faking the broken leg
[02:50 PM] Nyssa42 : once in awhile Mark Piper's mom would give us a ride in her '55 Chevy. He lived across the street
[02:53 PM] Nyssa42 : my mom never learned how to drive, and my dad was already gone to work early in the mornings
[02:55 PM] Birdman : And that ladies and gentlemen will conclude Nyssa's walk down memory lane
[03:03 PM] Nyssa42 : wait....you don't want to hear about 1st grade? Or 2nd grade when Mark Piper moved away?
[03:04 PM] Dexter : In 6th grade I got to see a classmate die, that was weird
[03:05 PM] geogirl : well, that just took a turn

BeerMan
April 21st, 2017, 07:45 PM
[07:41 PM] jammer06 : I'm sleeping in all the way until the dog makes me stumble out of the house so she dont piss on the rug
[07:42 PM] DRice : So.....3am?
[07:42 PM] jammer06 : thats when I piss on the rug

Dexter
April 26th, 2017, 06:42 PM
[06:38 PM] Dexter : my pupper brought in a gopher she met outside. Unfortunately, she killed the poor thing.
[06:38 PM] notbob : Is your pup named lenny?
[06:38 PM] mudfisher : Your pupper has to be pretty quick to catch those ***rs
[06:39 PM] Cross Traffic : what breed?
[06:39 PM] Dexter : half wiener doggo, half something else
[06:39 PM] notbob : The gophers in dexters yard are probably high af
[06:39 PM] Cross Traffic : laviolette has a permanent frown
[06:40 PM] Cross Traffic : weiners will dig into anything they can get into
[06:40 PM] notbob : Yeah they will
[06:40 PM] notbob : That's a melf quote if I ever heard one

Not :melf:

notbob
May 22nd, 2017, 12:48 PM
TooCool - Report Shout Today 12:40 PM
Does everyone read Harry Potter or something

notbob (Edit ? Delete) Today 12:41 PM
im pretty sure you are the only one on this planet that hasnt

Dexter - Report Shout Today 12:41 PM
Duh dawg'

notbob (Edit ? Delete) Today 12:41 PM
well you and stevie wonder

TooCool - Report Shout Today 12:42 PM
I wonder why Stevie Wonder has no interest in it.

TooCool - Report Shout Today 12:43 PM
Maybe he is my dawg

TooCool
May 22nd, 2017, 12:49 PM
[12:43 PM] notbob : in all the uncharted talk i forgot to mention i finished it
[12:43 PM] notbob : wait seriously melf?
[12:43 PM] notbob : please tell me you are joking
[12:44 PM] Dexter : good job big gut
[12:44 PM] Dexter : guy
[12:44 PM] Dexter : lol gut
[12:44 PM] notbob : are you calling me fat
[12:44 PM] TooCool : good job big gut lol
[12:44 PM] jammer06 : lol

Nyssa42
May 27th, 2017, 11:24 PM
it's Drunken Autocorrect-Fail Night in the shoutbox
[10:36 PM] jammer06 : I would appreciate if beverages of tap room were desirable
[10:38 PM] notbob : I actually just tried to watch a sitcom about two Scots and I made it a minute in before I have up
[10:38 PM] jammer06 : You better get face to crawl outta his grave a d quote box that. There may be religions for sex on it
[10:39 PM] jammer06 : Face = daxx
[10:39 PM] notbob : Sure it is
[10:42 PM] notbob : Melf is probably calling Dexter aids right now
[10:47 PM] jammer06 : This is Mrs Jammer now. Jammer can't stop laughing at his auto corrected messages. You've lost him. I can't even get him to say what he was trying to type!
[10:50 PM] notbob : Woot mrs jammer!
[10:50 PM] notbob : I haven't been able to decipher anything he said all night
[10:52 PM] Dexter : Melf eating dinner
[10:53 PM] notbob : Who the **** eats dinner at 11
[10:53 PM] jammer06 : I'm soon sleeping on the couch gonight
[10:53 PM] jammer06 : **** it nachos me now
[10:58 PM] notbob : Nachos!
[10:59 PM] jammer06 : !and that's why I'm still married
[11:06 PM] TooCool : Yo Adam. http://theshow.com/community/ Do that for the free virtual cards
[11:09 PM] Nyssa42 : Looks like I've missed some fun times here. And I haven't even gone back in the archives. Only the page I can see right now.

geogirl
May 29th, 2017, 12:43 PM
it's Drunken Autocorrect-Fail Night in the shoutbox
[10:36 PM] jammer06 : I would appreciate if beverages of tap room were desirable
[10:38 PM] notbob : I actually just tried to watch a sitcom about two Scots and I made it a minute in before I have up
[10:38 PM] jammer06 : You better get face to crawl outta his grave a d quote box that. There may be religions for sex on it
[10:39 PM] jammer06 : Face = daxx
[10:39 PM] notbob : Sure it is
[10:42 PM] notbob : Melf is probably calling Dexter aids right now
[10:47 PM] jammer06 : This is Mrs Jammer now. Jammer can't stop laughing at his auto corrected messages. You've lost him. I can't even get him to say what he was trying to type!
[10:50 PM] notbob : Woot mrs jammer!
[10:50 PM] notbob : I haven't been able to decipher anything he said all night
[10:52 PM] Dexter : Melf eating dinner
[10:53 PM] notbob : Who the **** eats dinner at 11
[10:53 PM] jammer06 : I'm soon sleeping on the couch gonight
[10:53 PM] jammer06 : **** it nachos me now
[10:58 PM] notbob : Nachos!
[10:59 PM] jammer06 : !and that's why I'm still married
[11:06 PM] TooCool : Yo Adam. http://theshow.com/community/ Do that for the free virtual cards
[11:09 PM] Nyssa42 : Looks like I've missed some fun times here. And I haven't even gone back in the archives. Only the page I can see right now.

I am so sorry I missed this! Classic jammer, with a special appearance by Mrs Jammer!

Dexter
May 31st, 2017, 09:50 AM
[09:16 AM] Dexter : now i need some covfefe to start the morn
[09:17 AM] TooCool : ?
[09:20 AM] jammer06 : In case anyone wants to break something and needs inspiration: http://www.thehockeynews.com/news/ar...-turning-point
[09:21 AM] jammer06 : Its a trump typo on a **** lsst nivht tc
[09:21 AM] Dexter : wtf Jammer
[09:23 AM] TooCool : s*** list?
[09:23 AM] TooCool : Sleeping through alarms and drunk already dawg
[09:25 AM] jammer06 : I'm giving up on ever typing on my phone again
[09:28 AM] Dexter : don't wuss out dawg
[09:30 AM] jammer06 : dont worry, next time I have to poop I'll have you covered
[09:32 AM] Dexter : Did... Jammer just imply he's gonna **** on me?
[09:33 AM] Dexter : Thanks Melf for editing that thread title
[09:34 AM] jammer06 : that was a rather poorly worded shout
[09:36 AM] geogirl : hang on, who's pooing on who?
[09:37 AM] TooCool : Now I know what covfefe means
[09:37 AM] jammer06 : lol tc
[09:43 AM] Dexter : Melf is funny

:melvis:

Dexter
June 1st, 2017, 11:00 AM
[10:58 AM] TooCool : He has a nice face
[10:58 AM] TooCool : Thats not gay right

:melvis: