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Birdman
November 18th, 2013, 04:13 PM
Some dude driving around LA in a Lambo with his pet Bear:

Reddit User Posts Photo of a Bear in a Lamborghini | TIME.com (http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/11/18/this-guy-apparently-drives-his-pet-bear-around-in-a-lamborghini/)

notbob
November 18th, 2013, 04:14 PM
Great idea for a thread.

jammer06
November 18th, 2013, 07:15 PM
Sounds way better than the "only in Florida" thread

BeerMan
November 18th, 2013, 10:48 PM
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/196ri3udztnz3jpg/ku-xlarge.jpg

BeerMan
November 18th, 2013, 10:51 PM
11 Crazy Things Disney Employees Have Witnessed While Working (http://www.buzzfeed.com/ariellecalderon/crazy-things-disney-employees-have-witnessed-while-workin)

aaron
November 19th, 2013, 12:45 AM
Do bears **** in a Lamborghini?

Only once.

notbob
November 19th, 2013, 11:34 AM
Man, unhappy with ex-wife, buys house next to her and puts up gigantic middle finger statue (http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/oddnews/man--unhappy-with-ex-wife--buys-house-next-to-her-and-put-up-a-gigantic-middle-finger-statue-211042567.html)

jammer06
November 19th, 2013, 12:11 PM
The one instance where I don't mind the media banging on someones door to ask for an explanation

?NOT SEE? personalized license plate approved by DMV causes outrage [UPDATED] (http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/oddnews/%E2%80%9Cnot-see%E2%80%9D-personalized-license-plate-approved-by-dmv-causes-outrage-224923339.html)

BeerMan
November 19th, 2013, 09:48 PM
Cheating Denver Broncos Flood Stadium With Marijuana Smoke, Cause Dizzied Chiefs To Lose Sunday Night Game - Topekas News (http://topekasnews.com/cheating-denver-broncos-flood-stadium-marijuana-smoke-cause-dizzied-chiefs-lose-sunday-night-game/)
buncha Kansan uptights.

mudfisher
November 20th, 2013, 08:45 AM
11 Crazy Things Disney Employees Have Witnessed While Working (http://www.buzzfeed.com/ariellecalderon/crazy-things-disney-employees-have-witnessed-while-workin)

I have so many awesome funny stories from my time working at Disneyland.

santiclaws
November 20th, 2013, 10:37 AM
A:

http://i.imgur.com/TjGVu7E.jpg

Q: How do you restrain baby to take a chest X-ray?

notbob
November 20th, 2013, 02:11 PM
http://cdn.grindtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/weirdfish1.jpeg

Mysterious fish with whip-like tail and cone-shaped snout identified as a long-nosed chimaera | GrindTV.com (http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/nature/post/mysterious-fish-with-whip-like-tail-and-cone-shaped-snout-identified-as-a-long-nosed-chimaera/)

DRGinLBC
November 20th, 2013, 02:21 PM
11 Crazy Things Disney Employees Have Witnessed While Working (http://www.buzzfeed.com/ariellecalderon/crazy-things-disney-employees-have-witnessed-while-workin)

I'm more WTF that there's a Drew Carey ride.

ucsdguy1
November 20th, 2013, 03:16 PM
Have you unfortunate encounters with Ben Roethlisberger? : AskReddit (http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1r03cd/have_you_unfortunate_encounters_with_ben/)


there are some pretty bizarre and WTF comments in there


Can someone explain who this guy is lol. So far he's spun so fast he ripped a girl in two than scooped her in a peanut butterjar and disappeard in the ground, stole peoples McDonald's, got hit by a car and survived only to grab a girls ankle and pounded a guy into the ground like a stake

aaron
November 20th, 2013, 05:15 PM
http://cdn.grindtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/weirdfish1.jpeg

Orphy's bastard love child?

BeerMan
November 21st, 2013, 08:10 PM
http://cdn.grindtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/weirdfish1.jpeg

Mysterious fish with whip-like tail and cone-shaped snout identified as a long-nosed chimaera | GrindTV.com (http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/nature/post/mysterious-fish-with-whip-like-tail-and-cone-shaped-snout-identified-as-a-long-nosed-chimaera/)

**** that ****!!! I'm so avoiding that area.

Birdman
November 22nd, 2013, 12:49 AM
**** that ****!!! I'm so avoiding that area.

Makes me want to dump nuclear waste into the deep depths of the ocean in cans that will fail and then it will seep out.

nocturn
November 22nd, 2013, 04:42 AM
Cool thread subject. Just don't show pics of those "look at me" douches with the cack ring windows in their lower lips that show us teeth.

I want to punch those morons.

notbob
November 22nd, 2013, 08:38 AM
Come to think of it, that thing looks like a baby Kaiju. I think its time to start developing Jaegers.

jammer06
November 22nd, 2013, 10:48 PM
Just going to put this here

Charles Manson Getting Married To 25-Year-Old Named 'Star,' According To Her (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/21/charles-manson-married-star-25-_n_4317253.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592)

King Ludwig
November 23rd, 2013, 11:27 AM
Maybe it's a time bomb...
Burrito causes hubbub at Oklahoma City police station | News OK (http://newsok.com/burrito-causes-hubbub-at-oklahoma-city-police-station/article/3906985)

mark1178
November 23rd, 2013, 11:39 AM
I have so many awesome funny stories from my time working at Disneyland.

Start talking,nor Orphy gets covered in mayo and stuffed in rye bread.

King Ludwig
November 23rd, 2013, 11:42 AM
I have so many awesome funny stories from my time working at Disneyland.

I hope one doesn't involve the first person to ever get seasick on the Jungle Cruise... If so...I might be in trouble...

HeadInjury
November 23rd, 2013, 12:54 PM
Just going to put this here

Charles Manson Getting Married To 25-Year-Old Named 'Star,' According To Her (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/21/charles-manson-married-star-25-_n_4317253.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592)

I particularly liked this comment at that link:

"If Charlie might convince "Star" into visiting the Kardashians' home ... does that equate for 'time off for good behavior'?"

jammer06
November 26th, 2013, 09:54 AM
So it's her fault cause you wanted to see her knockers?

NY Driver With Untied Bikini Top Cleared in Crash - ABC News (http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/ny-driver-untied-bikini-top-cleared-crash-21002264)

notbob
November 26th, 2013, 10:34 AM
Man, in attempt to win back ex-girlfriend, starts a hillside message (but then gives up because he got tired) (http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/oddnews/man--in-attempt-to-win-back-ex-girlfriend--starts-a-hillside-message--but-then-gives-up-because-he-got-tired--222823195.html)

Ah **** it!

jammer06
November 27th, 2013, 12:15 PM
Someone got their panties in a bunch...

Utah Couple Fined $3,500 by Online Merchant KlearGear Retains Lawyer, Turns Tables - Yahoo (http://gma.yahoo.com/utah-couple-fined-3-500-online-merchant-retains-195914084--abc-news-money.html)

BIG JOE
November 27th, 2013, 12:48 PM
http://i.imgur.com/wf4qJAD.gif

notbob
December 2nd, 2013, 11:29 AM
Man Posts 'Lost Girlfriend' Flier Featuring Scarlett Johansson, Should Be Accepted To MENSA For It (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/30/lost-girlfriend-scarlett-johnasson_n_4365479.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592 )

BeerMan
December 2nd, 2013, 10:03 PM
http://aws.hackingchristianity.net/wp-content/files/drone-communion.jpg
Drone Communion actually solves the problems with Online Communion (http://hackingchristianity.net/2013/12/drone-communion-actually-solves-the-problems-with-online-communion.html)

juliochango
December 3rd, 2013, 09:43 AM
After reading this article: Former reserve police officer charged with drugging, raping and shaving friend - latimes.com (http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2009/10/former-reserve-police-officer-charged-with-drugging-raping-and-shaving-friend.html), I started a "WTF News of the Day" at work
The summary is, ex local police officer asks friend to come over and look at his computer. He then slips his friend a date rape drug (both male). Date raped drug guy wakes up in the shower, completely shavened, and raped.
Actually, this story is better suited for a "WTF is wrong with society...."

jammer06
December 6th, 2013, 01:54 PM
I'm not sure but reprimanding a professor for teaching structural racism (I am assuming this was on the syllabus) because the students don't want to hear about racism has got to be up there in the not brightest institutional moves department.

Three white college students file racial discrimination complaint against professor over lesson on structural racism - Salon.com (http://www.salon.com/2013/12/02/three_white_college_students_file_racial_discrimin ation_complaint_against_professor_over_lesson_on_s tructural_racism/)

jammer06
December 7th, 2013, 02:10 AM
Blind man has sight restored by having tooth implanted in his eye - Telegraph (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5737927/Blind-man-has-sight-restored-by-having-tooth-implanted-in-his-eye.html)

and I think that does it for this thread

ilovela
December 7th, 2013, 01:55 PM
What the **** **** **** **** ****

RT @PWSullivan: Not the way to remember a tragedy. pic.twitter.com/nj2phW0WRb

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ba6OHidCQAA1Xi0.jpg

silentbutdeadly
December 12th, 2013, 06:20 AM
Blind man has sight restored by having tooth implanted in his eye - Telegraph (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5737927/Blind-man-has-sight-restored-by-having-tooth-implanted-in-his-eye.html)

and I think that does it for this thread
That guys name is Martin Jones

jammer06
December 16th, 2013, 01:17 PM
Warning this has a photo

Hand Attached To Ankle In Emergency Procedure In China (PHOTO) (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/16/ankle-attached-to-hand_n_4453738.html?utm_hp_ref=world&ir=World)

Title pretty much says it all

notbob
December 16th, 2013, 01:24 PM
Warning this has a photo

Hand Attached To Ankle In Emergency Procedure In China (PHOTO) (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/16/ankle-attached-to-hand_n_4453738.html?utm_hp_ref=world&ir=World)

Title pretty much says it all

Pretty amazing what todays medicine can accomplish

jammer06
December 16th, 2013, 01:26 PM
Pretty amazing what todays medicine can accomplish

I think they're trying to create some new kung fu

notbob
December 16th, 2013, 01:30 PM
I think they're trying to create some new kung fu

We should ask TooCool about it

jammer06
December 18th, 2013, 06:14 PM
“Virgin births”: 1 in 200 pregnant women claim they didn't have sex. (http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2013/12/18/_virgin_births_1_in_200_pregnant_women_claim_they_ didn_t_have_sex.html)

BeerMan
December 30th, 2013, 12:11 PM
Andrew Frey, Man 'High On Meth, Fights Off 15 Police Officers While Masturbating' (http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/12/30/andrew-frey-meth-masturbating_n_4518225.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000 009&ir=Weird+News)

notbob
December 30th, 2013, 02:28 PM
Police: No Beer Led to Ceramic Squirrel Stabbing - ABC News (http://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStory/police-beer-led-ceramic-squirrel-stabbing-21352365)

Toothless
December 30th, 2013, 09:48 PM
Andrew Frey, Man 'High On Meth, Fights Off 15 Police Officers While Masturbating' (http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/12/30/andrew-frey-meth-masturbating_n_4518225.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000 009&ir=Weird+News)

I just posted this another thread.

Birdman
December 30th, 2013, 10:04 PM
First Sex Doll Launched Into Space And Floats Until She Blows.. Up (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/30/sex-doll-launched-into-space_n_4520493.html?ref=topbar)

BeerMan
December 30th, 2013, 11:34 PM
Police: No Beer Led to Ceramic Squirrel Stabbing - ABC News (http://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStory/police-beer-led-ceramic-squirrel-stabbing-21352365)

it had to happen in the South.

santiclaws
January 8th, 2014, 11:53 AM
Space aliens argument prompts woman to stop sex act with gun - UPI.com (http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/Blog/2014/01/08/Woman-pulls-gun-from-genitals-during-sex-act-after-aliens-argument-upsets-her/9441389197994/)


A domestic dispute that resulted from an argument about the existence of space aliens (http://www.abqjournal.com/332308/news/woman-charged-in-domestic-dispute.html) ended when Jennifer McCarthy of Santa Fe allegedly pulled a handgun from her genital area and pointed it at her boyfriend.

McCarthy was arrested on a charge of aggravated assault on a household member after she allegedly stopped performing a sex act with a silver Smith and Wesson and pointed it at her boyfriend’s head."Who is crazy, you or me?" she reportedly asked him, referencing the earlier argument about aliens.



Is that a rhetorical question?

notbob
January 8th, 2014, 11:59 AM
Space aliens argument prompts woman to stop sex act with gun - UPI.com (http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/Blog/2014/01/08/Woman-pulls-gun-from-genitals-during-sex-act-after-aliens-argument-upsets-her/9441389197994/)


A domestic dispute that resulted from an argument about the existence of space aliens ended when Jennifer McCarthy of Santa Fe allegedly pulled a handgun from her genital area and pointed it at her boyfriend.

McCarthy was arrested on a charge of aggravated assault on a household member after she allegedly stopped performing a sex act with a silver Smith and Wesson and pointed it at her boyfriend’s head."Who is crazy, you or me?" she reportedly asked him, referencing the earlier argument about aliens.

Is that a rhetorical question?

Tee hee

santiclaws
January 8th, 2014, 03:18 PM
Search Is On For Banana Bandit, Newington Police Say - Courant.com (http://www.courant.com/community/newington/hc-newington-banana-bandit-0109-20140108,0,6438425.story)

notbob
January 8th, 2014, 03:37 PM
Canada's Ex-Defense Minister Says Aliens Would Give Earth Tech If We Were Less Warlike | Popular Science (http://www.popsci.com/article/science/canadas-ex-defense-minister-says-aliens-would-give-earth-tech-if-we-were-less?dom=PSC&loc=recent&lnk=5&con=canadas-exdefense-minister-says-aliens-would-give-earth-tech-if-we-were-less-warlike)

santiclaws
January 8th, 2014, 04:54 PM
Student Expelled for Casting a Spell - ABC News (http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=95218&page=1)

notbob
January 8th, 2014, 05:24 PM
Oklahoma man charged with 'atomic wedgie' murder of stepfather (http://news.yahoo.com/oklahoma-man-charged-39-atomic-wedgie-39-murder-224627818.html)

juliochango
January 8th, 2014, 05:30 PM
Well, today on the 91 some ahole in front of me decides to hock a lugie out his window. landed right on my windshield.
Being the calm rationale person that I am, got in front of him, and sprayed a ton of windshield fluid on this piece of crap Jeep truck. Then slowed down, and wouldnt let him pass me.
Seriously, WTF!?!?!?! Spitting out the window while driving in LA fwy's? F you!

notbob
January 9th, 2014, 09:51 AM
Imprisoned Pennsylvania man seeks injunction to remove San Diego Chargers from playoffs (http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/imprisoned-pennsylvania-man-seeks-injunction-remove-san-diego-153820166--nfl.html)

jammer06
January 9th, 2014, 11:25 AM
Well, today on the 91 some ahole in front of me decides to hock a lugie out his window. landed right on my windshield.
Being the calm rationale person that I am, got in front of him, and sprayed a ton of windshield fluid on this piece of crap Jeep truck. Then slowed down, and wouldnt let him pass me.
Seriously, WTF!?!?!?! Spitting out the window while driving in LA fwy's? F you!

Seriously you decided to endanger everyone's life on the road because someone spit inadvertently on your car? Thanks for that.

juliochango
January 9th, 2014, 12:19 PM
Seriously you decided to endanger everyone's life on the road because someone spit inadvertently on your car? Thanks for that.
I dont think I endangered anyone. Just blocked him in with the big rig next to me. Plus, 91 fwy at around 3PM. Maybe 45mph.
But, yes. Total ahole move by me.

mrm55
January 9th, 2014, 01:43 PM
Lots of road rage in LA. Yesterday about noon I was doing 45 down Baldwin in Arcadia. A 85 year old lady (who really shouldn't have a license anymore) makes a right, on her red light in front me. I quickly changed lanes so as not rear end her, and beeped as I went by her. As she pulls up next to me at a red light, she rolls down her window and is angrily shouting at me. I say nothing, I simply shake my head 'no' and waggle my index finger back and forth (indicating 'don't do that'- it wasn't the bird). God she went ballistic, I think if she had a gun she would've shot me.

jammer06
January 9th, 2014, 02:12 PM
I've never thought of my confirmation codes as a vanity plate

Airline sorry for 'H8GAYS' confirmation code - Telegraph (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelnews/10522404/Airline-sorry-for-H8GAYS-confirmation-code.html)

BeerMan
January 9th, 2014, 10:05 PM
Lots of road rage in LA. Yesterday about noon I was doing 45 down Baldwin in Arcadia. A 85 year old lady (who really shouldn't have a license anymore) makes a right, on her red light in front me. I quickly changed lanes so as not rear end her, and beeped as I went by her. As she pulls up next to me at a red light, she rolls down her window and is angrily shouting at me. I say nothing, I simply shake my head 'no' and waggle my index finger back and forth (indicating 'don't do that'- it wasn't the bird). God she went ballistic, I think if she had a gun she would've shot me.

was she an Asian?

mrm55
January 10th, 2014, 08:14 AM
was she an Asian?

LMAO. 9 times out of 10 you would be right. I could see her grey head from behind, so seeing the head from behind rules out the Asians.

jammer06
January 10th, 2014, 08:29 AM
Speaking of odd stories involving spit. I remember in high school riding the bus with my brother to school. He hawks one out the window while we were going pretty quick. It came back in 2 windows back and hit our friend Isaac right in the face. I have never seen a bus go so quiet so fast.

JWR
January 10th, 2014, 05:56 PM
Australian man tries to remove cockroach from ear using vacuum - World News (http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2014/01/10/22255137-australian-man-tries-to-remove-cockroach-from-ear-using-vacuum?lite=)

Hipcheck
January 11th, 2014, 09:38 AM
Australian man tries to remove cockroach from ear using vacuum - World News (http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2014/01/10/22255137-australian-man-tries-to-remove-cockroach-from-ear-using-vacuum?lite=)

Cmon....weve all been there at some time or another.

santiclaws
January 11th, 2014, 12:09 PM
Space aliens argument prompts woman to stop sex act with gun - UPI.com (http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/Blog/2014/01/08/Woman-pulls-gun-from-genitals-during-sex-act-after-aliens-argument-upsets-her/9441389197994/)



Is that a rhetorical question?
Turns out the woman in question, Jennifer McCarthy, is the ex-wife of Cormac McCarthy (author of No Country for Old Men, The Road, All The Pretty Horses, etc.)

orpheus
January 11th, 2014, 10:04 PM
Cmon....weve all been there at some time or another.

I've had an incident with a vacuum, but it didn't involve my ear. mhihi: :manybeers:

juliochango
January 12th, 2014, 04:46 PM
Wtf has happened to LGK?
The amount of loudmouthed jerk offs has sky rocketed. Not just those that have zero hockey knowledge, but people just wanting to push their opinion as fact. No room for dialogue whatsoever.

BeerMan
January 12th, 2014, 10:13 PM
Wtf has happened to LGK?
The amount of loudmouthed jerk offs has sky rocketed. Not just those that have zero hockey knowledge, but people just wanting to push their opinion as fact. No room for dialogue whatsoever.

when we suck for 5 years, the bandwagon will become lighter.

BadIdea
January 13th, 2014, 08:37 AM
Catholic sues her lawyers for negligence after discovering that divorce had ended her marriage (http://freethinker.co.uk/2014/01/12/catholic-sues-her-lawyers-for-negligence-after-discovering-that-divorce-had-ended-her-marriage/)


Catholic sues her lawyers for negligence after discovering that divorce had ended her marriage

santiclaws
January 14th, 2014, 11:03 AM
I've had an incident with a vacuum, but it didn't involve my ear. mhihi: :manybeers:
Pro tip: if you're in the mood for some appliance lovin', avoid the upright. Trust me.

notbob
January 14th, 2014, 11:19 AM
Pimp Sues Nike For Making Weaponized Shoes (http://deadspin.com/pimp-sues-nike-for-making-weaponized-shoes-1500440031)

notbob
January 14th, 2014, 11:44 AM
No books, no clue at city’s worst school | New York Post (http://nypost.com/2014/01/12/no-space-no-books-no-leader-no-clue-at-citys-worst-elementary/?_ga=1.171467426.342644120.1388808488)

http://nypost.com/2014/01/13/worst-principal-forced-poor-kids-to-pay-for-bizarre-bash/

LetTigerIn
January 14th, 2014, 02:48 PM
No books, no clue at city’s worst school | New York Post (http://nypost.com/2014/01/12/no-space-no-books-no-leader-no-clue-at-citys-worst-elementary/?_ga=1.171467426.342644120.1388808488)

Worst principal forced poor kids to pay for bizarre bash | New York Post (http://nypost.com/2014/01/13/worst-principal-forced-poor-kids-to-pay-for-bizarre-bash/)

Is this for real? Makes me ill even thinking about it.

notbob
January 14th, 2014, 03:07 PM
Is this for real? Makes me ill even thinking about it.

Yeah it is pretty disgusting.

Shackleford
January 18th, 2014, 02:26 PM
Nun Gives Birth To Baby Boy In Italy (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/17/nun-gives-birth-baby-italy-francis_n_4619218.html)


Mama Mia!



A Salvadorean nun who said she had no idea she was pregnant gave birth in Italy this week after she felt stomach cramps in her convent and was rushed to hospital, Italian media reported on Friday.

The 31-year-old mother and her baby boy, who weighs 3.5 kilograms (7.7 pounds), are doing well and other new mothers in Rieti hospital have begun collecting clothes and donations for her, the reports said.



"I didn't do it " Bart Simpson

BeerMan
January 19th, 2014, 03:34 PM
Well, This Is One Way To Remove A Dead Whale From The Beach (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/19/dead-whale-scotland-photo_n_4610678.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009&ir=Weird+News)

orpheus
January 19th, 2014, 08:04 PM
Whales?

When this sea mammal washes up dead on the beach, I want my bloated body to be thrown back into the Pacific Ocean where I belong. mhihi:

mervaldez
January 19th, 2014, 09:48 PM
Well, This Is One Way To Remove A Dead Whale From The Beach (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/19/dead-whale-scotland-photo_n_4610678.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009&ir=Weird+News)

Definitely a better idea than this.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Vmnq5dBF7Y

notbob
January 22nd, 2014, 10:49 AM
How F'ed up do you have to be to not notice that a guy is stuck in your windshield

Yahoo! (http://news.yahoo.com/cyclist-driver-didn-39-t-see-stuck-windshield-163758620.html)

LetTigerIn
January 22nd, 2014, 11:46 AM
How F'ed up do you have to be to not notice that a guy is stuck in your windshield

Yahoo! (http://news.yahoo.com/cyclist-driver-didn-39-t-see-stuck-windshield-163758620.html)


Hasn't been that terribly long since the previous incident, either.

jammer06
January 22nd, 2014, 12:32 PM
Nun Gives Birth To Baby Boy In Italy (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/17/nun-gives-birth-baby-italy-francis_n_4619218.html)


Mama Mia!




"I didn't do it " Bart Simpson

ooops I already posted the link

notbob
January 24th, 2014, 12:31 PM
Abandoned Cruise Ship Full of Starving Rats Headed For Land (http://gawker.com/abandoned-cruise-ship-full-of-starving-rats-headed-for-1507439976)

jammer06
January 24th, 2014, 12:38 PM
Abandoned Cruise Ship Full of Starving Rats Headed For Land (http://gawker.com/abandoned-cruise-ship-full-of-starving-rats-headed-for-1507439976)

LOL comments


Uhh... massive? It's 295'. Queen Mary 2 is 1,100' long. Royal Caribbean Oasis of the Seas is 1,185' . This is a pocket cruiser. Hell, even Larry Ellison's private yacht Rising Sun is 495'.

There's lots to criticize here, from the behavior of the previous owners to the actions of the Canadian government, but when you dip into inaccurate hyperbole it weakens your argument.

And from St. Johns, Newfoundland to Ireland is approximately 1,983 miles; if the Orlova is 2/3 of the way to Ireland she's still over 600 miles away. Yesterday 3:37pm
Ken LayneElsewhere1010
11

Sorry we don't all have personal watercraft the size of Larry Ellison's yacht! For the non-billionaires, a 295-foot-long ship is huge, thank you very much .... especially when it's filled with disease-ridden cannibal rats.

Glad you know your sea distances, though, or at least how to quickly look them up. When disaster strikes, this is the kind of knowledge people need to have at hand. Yesterday 7:19pm
Elsewhere1010Ken Layne
1

"Sorry we don't all have personal watercraft the size of Larry Ellison's yacht!"

Somehow I don't believe you're sorry at all. Oh wait —was that supposed to be irony? Because it feels more like sarcasm.

"For the non-billionaires..."

That should be non-billionaires, people who don't live in port cities, regular people who don't work for shipping firms directly or don't work for companies that are involved in supporting shipping, or don't work for state, federal or local governments that run our ports and regulate shipping in U.S. waters... in fact, the majority of Americans. But a large number of people do work in these fields, and to them you can add people who have a general interest in maritime history and law. That's a lot of people! And they know that 295' isn't huge. Should we not tell you?

"...especially when it's filled with disease-ridden cannibal rats."

Reading that phrase in the environment of Gawker comments gives me an inner glow. If I were afraid of a few disease-ridden cannibal rats, would I be here?

"Glad you know your sea distances, though, or at least how to quickly look them up."

If you like, I could show you. It's not hard.

"When disaster strikes, this is the kind of knowledge people need to have at hand."

Imagine for a moment that we've just learned that a shipment of, let's say, disease-ridden cannibal rats is traveling right now between where I am and where you are. What would give you more useful information so that you could plan a response to this awful situation — news that the rats are two-thirds of the way from me to you, or that the rats (remember, they're disease-ridden and cannibals!) are 600 miles away from you? Personally, I'd feel better knowing they're 600 miles away. Why wouldn't you?

I remain sir, yr. mst. hmble. & obed., etc. Today 2:37am

santiclaws
January 24th, 2014, 12:40 PM
Nun Gives Birth To Baby Boy In Italy (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/17/nun-gives-birth-baby-italy-francis_n_4619218.html)


Mama Mia!




"I didn't do it " Bart Simpson



Her fellow nuns were quoted saying they were "very surprised".

I bet. So the obvious question is not answered, or even asked, in the article. Since she is "married to God," is her son... ?

skulllead
January 24th, 2014, 02:52 PM
Eggs stolen in Puerto Rico (http://news.msn.com/offbeat/dollar22000-worth-of-eggs-stolen-in-puerto-rico)

Bieber gonna hit up his neighbors again?

notbob
January 24th, 2014, 04:15 PM
Not exactly WTF, but i dont know where else to put it

The TSA Blog: TSA Blog Year in Review: 2013 (http://blog.tsa.gov/2014/01/tsa-blog-year-in-review-2013.html)

jammer06
January 29th, 2014, 12:32 PM
Same with this one, I hope this one is true

Justin Bieber deported: Petition by Americans to Barack Obama says they want singer out of United states after arrest - 3am & Mirror Online (http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/justin-bieber-deported-petition-americans-3086313#.UulWe7Qz2ZE)

ilovela
February 1st, 2014, 07:46 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BfbxW6uCAAAzllz.jpg

King Ludwig
February 1st, 2014, 09:46 PM
Would the Kings power play qualify yet???

santiclaws
February 2nd, 2014, 11:58 AM
Arizona woman charged with trying to kill her husband - with poop* - NY Daily News (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/arizona-woman-charged-kill-husband-poop-article-1.1598539)

I'm glad she didn't succeed. That would have been a really s***ty way to go.

notbob
February 3rd, 2014, 01:49 PM
NASA Sued for Failing to Investigate Martian Jelly-Donut Rock - ABC News (http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/nasa-sued-failing-investigate-martian-jelly-donut-rock/story?id=22335788)

This dude is legit

nocturn
February 3rd, 2014, 06:34 PM
Dude! My worst nightmare...right here:


Man adrift at sea for 13 months found alive... (http://m.hawaiinewsnow.com/#!/newsDetail/24615669)

BeerMan
February 3rd, 2014, 10:08 PM
BYU-Idaho Anti-Masturbation Video Compares Self-Pleasure To War (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/03/byu-idaho-anti-masturbation-video-war_n_4719599.html?ir=Weird+News)

silly BYU kids

santiclaws
February 4th, 2014, 04:51 PM
Sleeping Florida man arrested in drive-thru, offers cops taco as I.D. from inside burning car ? Martin County Times (http://martincountytimes.com/sleeping-florida-man-arrested-in-drive-thru-offers-taco-as-i-d-from-inside-burning-car)

jammer06
February 4th, 2014, 05:00 PM
Sleeping Florida man arrested in drive-thru, offers cops taco as I.D. from inside burning car ? Martin County Times (http://martincountytimes.com/sleeping-florida-man-arrested-in-drive-thru-offers-taco-as-i-d-from-inside-burning-car)

You had me at Florida man...

King Ludwig
February 5th, 2014, 05:45 AM
Sleeping Florida man arrested in drive-thru, offers cops taco as I.D. from inside burning car ? Martin County Times (http://martincountytimes.com/sleeping-florida-man-arrested-in-drive-thru-offers-taco-as-i-d-from-inside-burning-car)

Shows the clientele of Taco Bell hasn't changed much over the years...

Cross Traffic
February 5th, 2014, 08:14 PM
BYU-Idaho Anti-Masturbation Video Compares Self-Pleasure To War (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/03/byu-idaho-anti-masturbation-video-war_n_4719599.html?ir=Weird+News)

silly BYU kids

Actually its BYU-Idaho, which is about 5 hours to the east of Boise, in heavily Mormon Eastern Idaho.

mervaldez
February 6th, 2014, 01:39 PM
BYU-Idaho Anti-Masturbation Video Compares Self-Pleasure To War (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/03/byu-idaho-anti-masturbation-video-war_n_4719599.html?ir=Weird+News)

silly BYU kids

Virginia Tech isn't too big on it either.

http://i61.tinypic.com/2z83ew0.jpg

BeerMan
February 9th, 2014, 04:05 PM
Fake Burger King leaves customers asking questions (http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/oddnews/fake-burger-king-leaves-customers-asking-questions-200136786.html?vp=1)

mmm generic whopper.

LetTigerIn
February 10th, 2014, 11:47 AM
Fake Burger King leaves customers asking questions (http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/oddnews/fake-burger-king-leaves-customers-asking-questions-200136786.html?vp=1)

mmm generic whopper.

Too bad it's so far away. I could go for some fake Burger King, and wash it down with some some Dumb Starbucks.

notbob
February 10th, 2014, 02:37 PM
Four players banned from Iranian women’s national team for failing gender tests (http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/four-players-banned-iranian-women-national-team-failing-144334186--sow.html)

notbob
February 10th, 2014, 04:37 PM
Suicide Bombing Teacher, NY Times Combine on Most Ironic Headline Ever (http://gawker.com/suicide-bombing-teacher-ny-times-combine-on-most-ironi-1519944185/@aweinstein)

BeerMan
February 10th, 2014, 07:28 PM
Suicide Bombing Teacher, NY Times Combine on Most Ironic Headline Ever (http://gawker.com/suicide-bombing-teacher-ny-times-combine-on-most-ironi-1519944185/@aweinstein)

"The students received posthumous degrees."

ChilledAgua
February 10th, 2014, 11:23 PM
Welcome to Darwin's waiting room...

28 Instantly Regrettable Tattoos : Style Slides (http://styleslides.com/28-instantly-regrettable-tattoos/?utm_source=outbrain)

santiclaws
February 11th, 2014, 12:34 PM
Man Killed by Cockfighting Rooster (http://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/animal-rights/man-killed-cockfighting-rooster)

JETS GARAGE
February 12th, 2014, 10:11 AM
Sinkhole swallows 8 cars in Vette museum in Kentucky.

Corvette museum sink holeBangShift.com (http://bangshift.com/blog/breaking-news-sinkhole-opens-up-inside-national-corvette-museum-swallows-8-cars.html)

Luc SkyBomba
February 13th, 2014, 11:00 AM
Man Killed by Cockfighting Rooster (http://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/animal-rights/man-killed-cockfighting-rooster)

sabong!

JEEPKING
February 18th, 2014, 01:17 PM
Reptilian Humanoid Startles Bikers in the Sonoran Desert!! HERE (http://cryptozoologynews.com/reptilian-humanoid-confuses-bikers-sonoran-desert/)

LetTigerIn
February 18th, 2014, 01:28 PM
Reptilian Humanoid Startles Bikers in the Sonoran Desert!! HERE (http://cryptozoologynews.com/reptilian-humanoid-confuses-bikers-sonoran-desert/)

The Gorn.

JEEPKING
February 18th, 2014, 02:00 PM
The Gorn.

Funny, I was actually picturing the Sleestak

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Npg3hxz_7kk/USIoGI8w4RI/AAAAAAAAHbs/f-HfoClq0HY/s400/sleestak-poster.jpg

santiclaws
February 18th, 2014, 03:06 PM
Man in China tries to feed himself to tigers in zoo | GulfNews.com (http://gulfnews.com/news/world/other-world/man-in-china-tries-to-feed-himself-to-tigers-in-zoo-1.1292496)

Jumps into tiger enclosure to commit suicide. A spectacular suicide attempt if there ever was one. Tigers were apparently well-fed and made no attempt to eat him despite him trying to get himself eaten for 20 minutes.

orpheus
February 18th, 2014, 06:21 PM
Maybe, those didn't think that man was Kosher to eat. :grin:

notbob
February 26th, 2014, 03:48 PM
Rich Manhattan moms hire handicapped tour guides so kids can cut lines at Disney World | New York Post (http://nypost.com/2013/05/14/rich-manhattan-moms-hire-handicapped-tour-guides-so-kids-can-cut-lines-at-disney-world/)

Meh sounds like a pretty awesome job for that kind of pay

LetTigerIn
February 28th, 2014, 08:13 AM
Rich Manhattan moms hire handicapped tour guides so kids can cut lines at Disney World | New York Post (http://nypost.com/2013/05/14/rich-manhattan-moms-hire-handicapped-tour-guides-so-kids-can-cut-lines-at-disney-world/)

Meh sounds like a pretty awesome job for that kind of pay

Later that year...

Have a Disability? Disney World Says Get In Line - PolicyMic (http://www.policymic.com/articles/67105/have-a-disability-disney-world-says-get-in-line)

mudfisher
March 5th, 2014, 07:02 PM
Police: Man has sex with dog as shocked neighbors watch/ (http://tbo.com/news/crime/police-man-has-sex-with-dog-as-shocked-neighbors-watch-20140305/)

I don't know who is more sick the Man or the neighbors for watching.

juliochango
March 6th, 2014, 07:56 AM
Police: Man has sex with dog as shocked neighbors watch/ (http://tbo.com/news/crime/police-man-has-sex-with-dog-as-shocked-neighbors-watch-20140305/)

I don't know who is more sick the Man or the neighbors for watching.
WTF indeed!

"A Tampa man was arrested early Wednesday, accused of committing a sex act with a pit bull in his yard as shocked neighbors pleaded with him to stop.

Bernard Marsonek, 57, of 8125 N. Marks St., faces charges of aggravated animal cruelty, two counts of being a felon in possesion of a firearm, all felonies; and a misdemeanor count of sexual activity involving animals."

Florida. 'Nuff said.

KickEm
March 6th, 2014, 10:37 AM
Police: Man has sex with dog as shocked neighbors watch/ (http://tbo.com/news/crime/police-man-has-sex-with-dog-as-shocked-neighbors-watch-20140305/)

I don't know who is more sick the Man or the neighbors for watching.

His booking picture is priceless:
http://tbo.com/storyimage/TB/20140305/ARTICLE/140309612/AR/0/?maxH=337?/AR-140309612.jpg

JETS GARAGE
March 6th, 2014, 01:42 PM
Olympia students told to destroy rare Dodge Viper | KING5.com Seattle (http://www.king5.com/news/cities/olympia/Olympia-college-told-to-destroy-rare-Dodge-Viper--248667111.html)

notbob
March 6th, 2014, 01:44 PM
Olympia students told to destroy rare Dodge Viper | KING5.com Seattle (http://www.king5.com/news/cities/olympia/Olympia-college-told-to-destroy-rare-Dodge-Viper--248667111.html)

Heh i was just about to post this for you car geeks

Chrysler orders 93 rare early Vipers to the crusher (http://autos.yahoo.com/blogs/motoramic/chrysler-orders-93-rare-early-vipers-to-the-crusher-170043330.html?vp=1)

notbob
March 6th, 2014, 01:56 PM
San Antonio food truck’s ‘offensive name’ ruffles feathers (http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/oddnews/san-antonio-food-truck%E2%80%99s-%E2%80%98offensive-name%E2%80%99-ruffles-feathers-225933975.html)

aaron
March 6th, 2014, 07:39 PM
I don't know who is more sick the Man or the neighbors for watching.
Jesus Christ, didn't one of them own a hose?

FBJ
March 6th, 2014, 07:50 PM
His booking picture is priceless:
http://tbo.com/storyimage/TB/20140305/ARTICLE/140309612/AR/0/?maxH=337?/AR-140309612.jpg

It's as if someone had just asked him: "What'd the pit bull look like?"

notbob
March 10th, 2014, 10:59 AM
NKorea: Not a single vote cast against Kim Jong Un (http://news.yahoo.com/nkorea-not-single-vote-cast-against-kim-jong-043526489.html)

Sounds legit

orpheus
March 10th, 2014, 06:26 PM
NKorea: Not a single vote cast against Kim Jong Un (http://news.yahoo.com/nkorea-not-single-vote-cast-against-kim-jong-043526489.html)

Sounds legit

My absentee ballot must've gotten lost in the mail. :grin:

jammer06
March 14th, 2014, 09:07 AM
Imagine getting caught in this traffic jam....

Middlesbrough penis attack: Victim is put into coma after he's found at side of A66 with penis chopped off - Mirror Online (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/middlesbrough-penis-attack-victim-put-3238099)

BeerMan
March 14th, 2014, 12:06 PM
Imagine getting caught in this traffic jam....

Middlesbrough penis attack: Victim is put into coma after he's found at side of A66 with penis chopped off - Mirror Online (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/middlesbrough-penis-attack-victim-put-3238099)


http://youtu.be/mIUk08iYZKE
*NSFW* (obvious)

King Ludwig
March 14th, 2014, 05:59 PM
Speaking about crack FOREs...

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2014/03/13/model-sues-playboy-morning-show-host-for-hitting-her-in-butt-with-golf-club/

notbob
March 19th, 2014, 12:01 PM
South Carolina Taco Bell diner 'assaulted for belching and not saying excuse me' | Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2583708/Taco-Bell-diner-20-assaulted-belching-inside-eatery-not-saying-excuse-me.html)

and it wasnt in Florida :shocked:

BeerMan
March 19th, 2014, 07:53 PM
This Toilet Will Zap Your Poo Into Fuel (And Save Lives) (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/19/sol-char-toilet-gates_n_4992987.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000022&ir=Weird+News)

Atomic ****ter, on sale at a hardware store nearest you.

mervaldez
March 20th, 2014, 01:46 PM
Fred Phelps died today, so in his "honor" :

The 30 Best Anti-Westboro Baptist Church Protest Signs (http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-3o-best-anti-westboro-baptist-church-protest-s)

orpheus
March 20th, 2014, 03:31 PM
Fred Phelps died today, so in his "honor" :

The 30 Best Anti-Westboro Baptist Church Protest Signs (http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-3o-best-anti-westboro-baptist-church-protest-s)

Ding Dong! The witch is dead! Which old witch? The wicked witch! :dancingtomato:

aaron
March 20th, 2014, 04:35 PM
May he RIH*.

*RoastInHell**

**Not that I believe in Hell, but since he did

KickEm
March 21st, 2014, 08:54 AM
Fred Phelps died today, so in his "honor" :

The 30 Best Anti-Westboro Baptist Church Protest Signs (http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-3o-best-anti-westboro-baptist-church-protest-s)
The Minutemen or some other group should picket his funeral. That would be awesome!

VF
March 21st, 2014, 02:35 PM
Hawaiian Police Defend Law That Lets Them Have Sex With Prostitutes (http://gawker.com/hawaiian-police-defend-law-that-lets-them-have-sex-with-1548853607)

BeerMan
March 21st, 2014, 06:24 PM
Hawaiian Police Defend Law That Lets Them Have Sex With Prostitutes (http://gawker.com/hawaiian-police-defend-law-that-lets-them-have-sex-with-1548853607)

how come they never talked about that on Hawaii Five-Oh?

notbob
March 25th, 2014, 09:35 AM
Bizarre scene as massive dust devil sucks in flames during prescribed burn | GrindTV.com (http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/outposts/post/bizarre-scene-as-massive-dust-devil-sucks-in-flames-during-prescribed-burn/)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcUnE0tHcaI#t=176

aaron
March 25th, 2014, 08:31 PM
Well, that escalated quickly.

F- to the filmmaker for that score.

santiclaws
March 26th, 2014, 09:00 AM
British jury couldn’t stop laughing about Max Clifford’s penis size | News.com.au (http://www.news.com.au/world/british-jury-couldnt-stop-laughing-about-max-cliffords-penis-size/story-fndir2ev-1226859240099)

jammer06
March 26th, 2014, 09:09 AM
British jury couldn’t stop laughing about Max Clifford’s penis size | News.com.au (http://www.news.com.au/world/british-jury-couldnt-stop-laughing-about-max-cliffords-penis-size/story-fndir2ev-1226859240099)

Woooooo I have a bigger penis than someone!

santiclaws
March 26th, 2014, 09:47 AM
Cops: Man Hit Girlfriend With Anger Management Book (http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2014/03/25/Cops-Man-Hit-Girlfriend-With-Anger-Management-Book)

SloMo26
March 26th, 2014, 07:23 PM
Cops: Man Hit Girlfriend With Anger Management Book (http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2014/03/25/Cops-Man-Hit-Girlfriend-With-Anger-Management-Book)

Not bizarre at all ...... at least in my blue world.....:popo:

santiclaws
March 26th, 2014, 07:37 PM
Not bizarre at all ...... at least in my blue world.....:popo:
I believe the daily reality of your job disqualifies you from this thread.

SloMo26
March 26th, 2014, 07:59 PM
I believe the daily reality of your job disqualifies you from this thread.

Noted........

BeerMan
April 1st, 2014, 05:21 PM
Coke, Nutella, Mentos And A Condom Make For One Exciting Experiment (VIDEO) (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/01/coke-nutella-mentos-condo_n_5064197.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000022)

I guess the need for Nutella is to make everything taste better after the uhh ... condom ... uhhh... explodes. yeah, that's it.

orpheus
April 1st, 2014, 07:08 PM
Haha! Talk about busting a nutella. mhihi:

notbob
April 2nd, 2014, 10:29 AM
Drunk college student breaks into business, eats half a box of Hot Pockets, passes out

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/oddnews/drunk-college-student-breaks-into-business--eats-half-a-box-of-hot-pockets--passes-out-202500495.html

Ice24
April 2nd, 2014, 11:01 AM
Drunk college student breaks into business, eats half a box of Hot Pockets, passes out

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/oddnews/drunk-college-student-breaks-into-business--eats-half-a-box-of-hot-pockets--passes-out-202500495.html

he was a domer!

Ice24
April 2nd, 2014, 11:04 AM
Woooooo I have a bigger penis than someone!

Mine is still smaller.

Luc SkyBomba
April 2nd, 2014, 11:35 AM
Mine is still smaller.

but how wide is it?

jammer06
April 2nd, 2014, 11:47 AM
Mine is still smaller.

Wooooo bigger than 2 someones!

SloMo26
April 2nd, 2014, 03:28 PM
Drunk college student breaks into business, eats half a box of Hot Pockets, passes out

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/oddnews/drunk-college-student-breaks-into-business--eats-half-a-box-of-hot-pockets--passes-out-202500495.html


By the time police arrived at 10 AM Sunday morning, McCurren was still drunk. WNDU reports he blew a .106 in a standard breath test.

Drunk at .106 BAC ???????? Geeze I'm sure some folk on LGK right now are at least a .106 BAC.

.106 BAC .....meh what a rookie......mhihi:

notbob
April 2nd, 2014, 03:40 PM
Drunk at .106 BAC ???????? Geeze I'm sure some folk on LGK right now are at least a .106 BAC.

.106 BAC .....meh what a rookie......mhihi:

That was the next morning tho

jammer06
April 2nd, 2014, 03:58 PM
Drunk at .106 BAC ???????? Geeze I'm sure some folk on LGK right now are at least a .106 BAC.

.106 BAC .....meh what a rookie......mhihi:


That was the next morning tho

Remember folks the breathalyzer is not a game......

SloMo26
April 2nd, 2014, 04:23 PM
That was the next morning tho

I still say meh.......best i have had was a guy who drove from Ontario to Anaheim before hitting the curb and his tire went flat. His PASD (portable breathalyzer) results were .40 BAC. Granted he thought he just drove around the block and was still in Ontario. He is doing state time for DUI............and probably wakes up sober at .106 BAC........

BeerMan
April 2nd, 2014, 04:50 PM
Remember folks the breathalyzer is not a game......

aww, man!

BeerMan
April 2nd, 2014, 05:28 PM
Couple Doomed to Bad Sex Life Awarded $28K - It all started with a car accident (http://www.newser.com/story/184702/couple-doomed-to-bad-sex-life-awarded-28k.html)

they must lead boring lives anyway.

Dexter
April 2nd, 2014, 10:21 PM
Mythical El Chupacabra finally captured? | abc7.com (http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=news/entertainment&id=9490035)

It's finally over.

notbob
April 3rd, 2014, 08:55 AM
Mythical El Chupacabra finally captured? | abc7.com (http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=news/entertainment&id=9490035)

It's finally over.

Silly Dexter that is just a baby chup

KickEm
April 3rd, 2014, 09:29 AM
Couple Doomed to Bad Sex Life Awarded $28K - It all started with a car accident (http://www.newser.com/story/184702/couple-doomed-to-bad-sex-life-awarded-28k.html)

they must lead boring lives anyway.


the husband now has to handle all the cooking, cleaning, and chores

$28K is not worth that alone. The couple got screwed by that judge.

mitchrock
April 3rd, 2014, 10:25 AM
Mythical El Chupacabra finally captured? | abc7.com (http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=news/entertainment&id=9490035)

It's finally over.

I caught one in 07. Someone catches one now does not mean it's over. These chupacabras are lethal. Watch for their revenge.

Krussadams
April 3rd, 2014, 11:17 AM
Mythical El Chupacabra finally captured? | abc7.com (http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=news/entertainment&id=9490035)

It's finally over.

And El Chupacabra turns out to be a raccoon with mange.

The mistaken identity is not all that surprising, however...given the apparent IQ of the individuals that captured it.

Trapper9
April 3rd, 2014, 01:03 PM
Texas couple says they captured a ‘Chupacabra’ and this time it’s alive | KFOR.com (http://kfor.com/2014/04/03/texas-couple-says-they-captured-a-chupacabra-pictures-as-proof/)

DRGinLBC
April 3rd, 2014, 01:22 PM
Texas couple says they captured a ‘Chupacabra’ and this time it’s alive | KFOR.com (http://kfor.com/2014/04/03/texas-couple-says-they-captured-a-chupacabra-pictures-as-proof/)

http://img.movieberry.com/static/photos/145021/poster.jpg

mrm55
April 3rd, 2014, 01:39 PM
http://img.movieberry.com/static/photos/145021/poster.jpg

Erik's superlative acting in "CHIPS" groomed him for this role.

jammer06
April 3rd, 2014, 02:19 PM
Any word on Chupacabracanoe coming out on SyFY?

orpheus
April 3rd, 2014, 03:24 PM
Erik Estrada will be safe as long as he hides in the Alamo's basement. ;)

Luc SkyBomba
April 3rd, 2014, 05:18 PM
Erik Estrada will be safe as long as he hides in the Alamo's basement. ;)

http://funnyverticals.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/funny-verticals-alamo-basement.jpg

BeerMan
April 3rd, 2014, 08:37 PM
Erik's superlative acting in "CHIPS" groomed him for this role.

long live Ponch's hair

BeerMan
April 4th, 2014, 09:33 AM
700-Year-Old Poop Barrels Still Stink, Researchers Say (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/03/700-year-old-poop-barrels-still-stink-denmark-odense_n_5084980.html?1396621740)

santiclaws
April 4th, 2014, 09:48 AM
Professor Who Killed His Family 46 Years Ago Gets to Keep His Job: Austinist (http://austinist.com/2013/08/02/professor_who_killed_his_family_46.php)

notbob
April 4th, 2014, 12:44 PM
Gasoline-loving spiders cause Mazda car recall for second time

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/gasoline-loving-spiders-cause-mazda-car-recall-second-143016515--sector.html

Trapper9
April 4th, 2014, 02:51 PM
UFO's visit deer in Mississippi woods.

UFOs Descend on Deer in Mississippi Woods | Video - ABC News (http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/video/ufos-descend-deer-mississippi-woods-23192072)

King Ludwig
April 5th, 2014, 05:01 PM
Looks like the Joker's on her...
Woman mistakes seat cover for person dressed as Batman (http://www.9news.com/story/news/weird/2014/04/04/batman-seat-cover-startles-denver-woman/7322319/)

RoyalSubject
April 6th, 2014, 08:10 AM
700-Year-Old Poop Barrels Still Stink, Researchers Say (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/03/700-year-old-poop-barrels-still-stink-denmark-odense_n_5084980.html?1396621740)


Free tours of the excavation site are offered twice a week.

I totally read this as evacuation site. Still made sense though.

BadIdea
April 8th, 2014, 08:27 AM
Climate change denial not enough? Vaccine denial not enough? Evolution denial not enough? Let's take it all the way back to an earth centric solar system!

‘Star Trek’ actress lends her gravitas to film promoting idea that sun revolves around Earth | The Raw Story (http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/04/07/star-trek-actress-lends-her-gravitas-to-film-promoting-idea-that-sun-revolves-around-earth/)


“Everything we think we know about our universe is wrong,” says actress Kate Mulgrew as she narrates the trailer for “The Principle.”


About one in four Americans surveyed in a recent poll were unaware the Earth orbited the sun.

1 in 4 Americans Don't Know Earth Orbits the Sun. Yes, Really. : Discovery News (http://news.discovery.com/space/astronomy/1-in-4-americans-dont-know-earth-orbits-the-sun-yes-really-140214.htm)

Some people are really stupid.



Update: Seems Kate Mulgrew may have been misled:

http://i.imgur.com/3fxKW4K.png

jammer06
April 8th, 2014, 08:37 AM
Climate change denial not enough? Vaccine denial not enough? Evolution denial not enough? Let's take it all the way back to an earth centric solar system!

‘Star Trek’ actress lends her gravitas to film promoting idea that sun revolves around Earth | The Raw Story (http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/04/07/star-trek-actress-lends-her-gravitas-to-film-promoting-idea-that-sun-revolves-around-earth/)





1 in 4 Americans Don't Know Earth Orbits the Sun. Yes, Really. : Discovery News (http://news.discovery.com/space/astronomy/1-in-4-americans-dont-know-earth-orbits-the-sun-yes-really-140214.htm)

Some people are really stupid.

Maybe people that think this are just looking to make the math a whole lot harder.

orpheus
April 8th, 2014, 08:39 AM
Psh! Everybody knows the Earth orbits the Moon. mhihi:

notbob
April 8th, 2014, 08:40 AM
Maybe people that think this are just looking to make the math a whole lot harder.

Give me three paragraphs on how you came to that conclusion

jammer06
April 8th, 2014, 08:57 AM
Give me three paragraphs on how you came to that conclusion

Sun orbits earth

I can't math

Squirrel

notbob
April 8th, 2014, 08:58 AM
Sun orbits earth

I can't math

Squirrel

See, Core Mathematics isnt that hard!

orpheus
April 8th, 2014, 10:41 AM
Hey Jammer, like Einstein said, your calculations are correct, but your physics is atrocious. ;)

notbob
April 8th, 2014, 11:02 AM
Surgeon accused of slapping sedated patients (http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/oddnews/surgeon-accused-of-slapping-sedated-patients%E2%80%99-behinds-181952054.html)

BeerMan
April 8th, 2014, 07:44 PM
Norwegian Man With Amnesia Still A Mystery To Police (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/08/norwegian-man-amnesia-norway_n_5110829.html)

BeerMan
April 8th, 2014, 07:59 PM
Romantic Pictures from Russian Dating Sites (http://www.eatliver.com/russian-dating/#55ejDmlw2tgdjJZw.01)

what's with the Ruskies hanging their rugs on the wall?

Homer Simpson
April 8th, 2014, 08:30 PM
Romantic Pictures from Russian Dating Sites (http://www.eatliver.com/russian-dating/#55ejDmlw2tgdjJZw.01)

what's with the Ruskies hanging their rugs on the wall?

Where else are you supposed to hang your rugs?

jammer06
April 9th, 2014, 06:22 AM
Romantic Pictures from Russian Dating Sites (http://www.eatliver.com/russian-dating/#55ejDmlw2tgdjJZw.01)

what's with the Ruskies hanging their rugs on the wall?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z14uhNXcx-s

BeerMan
April 9th, 2014, 07:33 PM
How To Throw A Marijuana-Friendly Wedding (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/09/marijuana-at-weddings_n_5065751.html)

orpheus
April 9th, 2014, 08:09 PM
How To Throw A Marijuana-Friendly Wedding (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/09/marijuana-at-weddings_n_5065751.html)

It's a nice day for a weed wedding
It's a nice day to start again. :smoke:

BadIdea
April 12th, 2014, 12:22 PM
Oklahoma Protesters Threaten to (http://kstreet607.com/2014/04/11/oklahoma-protesters-threaten-to-secdee-from-union-if-neil-degrasse-tysons-cosmos-is-not-cancelled/)


Oklahoma Protesters Threaten to ?Secdee? From Union if Neil DeGrasse Tyson?s Cosmos is not Cancelled

http://i1.wp.com/topekasnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/secdee.jpg?resize=500%2C333

santiclaws
April 12th, 2014, 11:00 PM
Angelina Jolie lookalike stabs man who refused sex (http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2014/04/12/13/50/angelina-jolie-lookalike-stabs-man-who-refused-sex)

nocturn
April 17th, 2014, 06:46 PM
Car Accident Killed SD Girls Missing Since 1971 - ABC News (http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/test-results-released-1971-disappearance-23330965)

Wow.

BeerMan
April 18th, 2014, 11:38 PM
Car Accident Killed SD Girls Missing Since 1971 - ABC News (http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/test-results-released-1971-disappearance-23330965)

Wow.

what sucks the most is one of the girls' father had died 5 days before the discovery. so sad.

nocturn
April 19th, 2014, 09:09 AM
It's a sad story all around. Sounds like the girls were fairly well preserved in the mud. Crazy how the authorities can do a forensic study on a 43 year old, untouched accident scene.

BeerMan
April 19th, 2014, 01:41 PM
Martin Maldonado Hits Cover off Ball and Baffles Pirates' 3B Pedro Alvarez | Bleacher Report (http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2034682-martin-maldonado-hits-cover-off-ball-and-baffles-pirates-3b-pedro-alvarez)

nocturn
April 23rd, 2014, 09:12 AM
K9 Officer Gives Police Statement After Prosecutors Continually Request It (http://www.viralnova.com/police-dog-statement/)
Lmao!

Kings Provisional
April 23rd, 2014, 12:52 PM
Cops find loaded gun in Tennessee woman (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/cops-find-loaded-gun-tennessee-woman-vagina-report-article-1.1765910)

WTF?

RoyalSubject
April 23rd, 2014, 01:01 PM
Cops find loaded gun in Tennessee woman (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/cops-find-loaded-gun-tennessee-woman-vagina-report-article-1.1765910)

WTF?

Happiness is a warm gun?

notbob
April 23rd, 2014, 01:06 PM
Cops find loaded gun in Tennessee woman (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/cops-find-loaded-gun-tennessee-woman-vagina-report-article-1.1765910)

WTF?

Its a cooter shooter

Fisch
April 24th, 2014, 09:30 PM
Is it just me...
Whenever I see a picture of Michael Egan, the guy suing Bryan Singer for sexual assault I think he's Alec Martinez.

santiclaws
April 29th, 2014, 10:06 PM
Ottawa man arrested for exposing himself in a park | CTV Ottawa News (http://ottawa.ctvnews.ca/ottawa-man-arrested-for-exposing-himself-in-a-park-1.1798220)


Ottawa Police arrested a 62-year-old man this morning, after complaints about an adult male exposing himself at Mooney’s Bay Park. Donald Popadick has been charged with Indecent Act and Mischief.


Read more: Ottawa man arrested for exposing himself in a park | CTV Ottawa News (http://ottawa.ctvnews.ca/ottawa-man-arrested-for-exposing-himself-in-a-park-1.1798220#ixzz30LKlXsUj)

KickEm
April 30th, 2014, 09:42 AM
Ottawa man arrested for exposing himself in a park | CTV Ottawa News (http://ottawa.ctvnews.ca/ottawa-man-arrested-for-exposing-himself-in-a-park-1.1798220)
Perfect name for that crime.

santiclaws
April 30th, 2014, 10:49 AM
Perfect name for that crime.
Perfect location, too.

santiclaws
May 6th, 2014, 02:05 PM
Egyptian TV provides incontrovertible proof that the U.S. was involved in a conspiracy to create "The Arab Spring."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vyofadz81J0

BeerMan
May 6th, 2014, 07:09 PM
surprised no one has blamed Team America for the mess either.

santiclaws
May 7th, 2014, 07:47 PM
Bestiality Jury Erupts in Laughter After Hearing Man Rejected by Cow (http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2014/01/28/Beastiality-Jury-Erupts-in-Laughter-After-Hearing-Man-Rejected-by-Cow)

King Ludwig
May 7th, 2014, 08:01 PM
Bestiality Jury Erupts in Laughter After Hearing Man Rejected by Cow (http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2014/01/28/Beastiality-Jury-Erupts-in-Laughter-After-Hearing-Man-Rejected-by-Cow)

Hey McCloud... Get off of my ewe....

JWR
May 9th, 2014, 12:02 PM
Taliban Base destroyed by helpful UFO
Footage shows 'UFO blitzing Taliban base in Afghanistan' | Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2623330/Is-Inter-Stellar-Assistance-Force-Mysterious-UFO-filmed-blitzing-Taliban-base-Afghanistan.html)

RoyalSubject
May 9th, 2014, 12:53 PM
Taliban Base destroyed by helpful UFO
Footage shows 'UFO blitzing Taliban base in Afghanistan' | Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2623330/Is-Inter-Stellar-Assistance-Force-Mysterious-UFO-filmed-blitzing-Taliban-base-Afghanistan.html)

And here's the original complete with the sound of the bomber flying overhead and no UFO.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oTjTufJnXI&feature=youtu.be

King Ludwig
May 14th, 2014, 10:47 AM
You can say that a Texas thief underwent brain surgery...
Police: Burglar's buttocks wound helped crack case - San Antonio Express-News (http://m.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/Police-Burglar-s-buttocks-wound-helped-crack-case-5475168.php)


BTW...this happened three doors down from where one of my cousins live...

orpheus
May 15th, 2014, 01:26 AM
Cat saves boy from dog: Video shows family feline save child from attack - Weird News - News - The Independent (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/video-shows-cat-save-boy-from-dog-attack-9373043.html)

JWR
May 15th, 2014, 02:20 PM
Cat saves boy from dog: Video shows family feline save child from attack - Weird News - News - The Independent (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/video-shows-cat-save-boy-from-dog-attack-9373043.html)
Hero Cat Who Saved Child From 'Mean Dog' Grants Interview To Local TV Station: LAist (http://laist.com/2014/05/14/tara_the_hero_cat_gives_an_intervie.php)

orpheus
May 15th, 2014, 09:11 PM
Hero Cat Who Saved Child From 'Mean Dog' Grants Interview To Local TV Station: LAist (http://laist.com/2014/05/14/tara_the_hero_cat_gives_an_intervie.php)

I don't think my cat would grant interviews. Then again, if a dog was attacking me, my cat would probably join in instead of helping me. mhihi:

jammer06
May 15th, 2014, 10:15 PM
You can say that a Texas thief underwent brain surgery...
Police: Burglar's buttocks wound helped crack case - San Antonio Express-News (http://m.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/Police-Burglar-s-buttocks-wound-helped-crack-case-5475168.php)


BTW...this happened three doors down from where one of my cousins live...

So are they the ones that got him or are they giving credit to Mr. Sandoval?

King Ludwig
May 16th, 2014, 08:38 AM
So are they the ones that got him or are they giving credit to Mr. Sandoval?

They actually emailed me to say they heard shots down the street...but didn't know what it was at the time... Now I know it was a crack shot and NOT one of my cousins...who have worse aim than Stoll on the net...

Besides.,..I think this guy was the culprit...
http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff291/BMRazzilla/uckhunt74.jpg

BeerMan
May 16th, 2014, 11:29 AM
America dumbs down: a rising tide of anti-intellectual thinking (http://www.macleans.ca/politics/america-dumbs-down/)

BeerMan
May 20th, 2014, 05:51 PM
These Virtual Reality Headsets Make Farmed Chickens Believe They Roam Free | I ****ing Love Science (http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/these-virtual-reality-headsets-make-farmed-chickens-believe-they-roam-free)

LetTigerIn
May 21st, 2014, 02:18 PM
These Virtual Reality Headsets Make Farmed Chickens Believe They Roam Free | I ****ing Love Science (http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/these-virtual-reality-headsets-make-farmed-chickens-believe-they-roam-free)

"Cockulus Rift." Bwahahaha!

RoyalSubject
May 22nd, 2014, 07:38 AM
China: Miner Found Alive After 17 Years Underground*|* (http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/china-miner-found-alive-after-17-years-underground/)

KickEm
May 22nd, 2014, 07:55 AM
China: Miner Found Alive After 17 Years Underground*|* (http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/china-miner-found-alive-after-17-years-underground/)
Sorry, not true: snopes.com: China: Miner Found Alive After 17 Years Underground (http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/miner.asp)

jammer06
May 27th, 2014, 08:15 AM
https://twitter.com/NHLhistorygirl/status/471291039366406144

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bopcs9yCIAAaPoI.jpg


Recreating the Lady & the Tramp spaghetti scene the goalie way, starring Dominik Hasek.

notbob
May 27th, 2014, 08:46 AM
Crocodile Hospitalized After Being Crushed By Heavy Russian Woman On Circus Bus (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/27/crocodile-hospitalized-crushed-by-woman_n_5396732.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592)

notbob
May 27th, 2014, 08:48 AM
Man holding breath in Oregon tunnel causes crash (http://news.yahoo.com/man-holding-breath-oregon-tunnel-causes-crash-185519380.html)

jammer06
May 27th, 2014, 09:30 AM
Who burns down a hockey rink?

KHL hockey arena burned, robbed by 'terrorists' in Ukraine - SBNation.com (http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/2014/5/27/5754492/donbass-arena-attack-ukraine-khl)

BeerMan
May 27th, 2014, 09:45 PM
Who burns down a hockey rink?

KHL hockey arena burned, robbed by 'terrorists' in Ukraine - SBNation.com (http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/2014/5/27/5754492/donbass-arena-attack-ukraine-khl)

that means WAR!!

aaron
May 28th, 2014, 12:09 AM
Who burns down a hockey rink?

For a second, I thought the Habs lost tonight.

RoyalSubject
May 28th, 2014, 09:49 AM
Chicago Blackhawks Star -- POLICE INVESTIGATION ... Goalie Allegedly Sprayed Heckler with Water Bottle | TMZ.com (http://www.tmz.com/2014/05/28/corey-crawford-nhl-goalie-chicago-blackhawks-water-bottle-spray-fan/)

King Ludwig
May 28th, 2014, 04:32 PM
Grounds for a lawsuit???
Man dies after coffee machine falls on his chest - Chicago Tribune (http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2014-05-25/news/chi-man-dies-after-coffee-machine-falls-on-his-head-in-loop-neighborhood-20140525_1_coffee-machine-chest-autopsy-results)

RoyalSubject
May 28th, 2014, 05:22 PM
Grounds for a lawsuit???
Man dies after coffee machine falls on his chest - Chicago Tribune (http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2014-05-25/news/chi-man-dies-after-coffee-machine-falls-on-his-head-in-loop-neighborhood-20140525_1_coffee-machine-chest-autopsy-results)

InstantRimshot.com (http://instantrimshot.com/)

BeerMan
May 28th, 2014, 09:10 PM
Health Department Confirmed Semen found in McDonald's burger (http://www.allsingaporestuff.com/article/health-department-confirmed-semen-found-mcdonald%E2%80%99s-mayonnaise)

how do you.... ok, it was a woman who discovered it. ok, how many others unbeknowestly consumed them....?

:puke:

LetTigerIn
May 28th, 2014, 09:47 PM
Health Department Confirmed Semen found in McDonald's burger (http://www.allsingaporestuff.com/article/health-department-confirmed-semen-found-mcdonald%E2%80%99s-mayonnaise)

how do you.... ok, it was a woman who discovered it. ok, how many others unbeknowestly consumed them....?

:puke:


No, A Woman Did Not Get Served Semen At McDonald’s And Then Contract Herpes From Eating It (http://www.buzzfeed.com/regajha/no-a-woman-did-not-get-served-semen-at-mcdonalds-and-then-co)

orpheus
May 28th, 2014, 09:47 PM
Health Department Confirmed Semen found in McDonald's burger (http://www.allsingaporestuff.com/article/health-department-confirmed-semen-found-mcdonald%E2%80%99s-mayonnaise)

how do you.... ok, it was a woman who discovered it. ok, how many others unbeknowestly consumed them....?

:puke:

A Quarter Pounder with McFizz? Just thinking about it makes me Grimace. mhihi:

King Ludwig
June 4th, 2014, 12:12 AM
NSFW language in both English AND Spanish...

Blackhawks Twitter Account Tells Mexican President To **** His Mother (http://deadspin.com/blackhawks-twitter-account-tells-mexican-president-to-f-1584615115/all)

The biggest question here is how the **** did that ever trend on Twitter???

santiclaws
June 4th, 2014, 11:44 AM
Health Department Confirmed Semen found in McDonald's burger (http://www.allsingaporestuff.com/article/health-department-confirmed-semen-found-mcdonald%E2%80%99s-mayonnaise)

how do you.... ok, it was a woman who discovered it. ok, how many others unbeknowestly consumed them....?

:puke:
Do you really want to think about all the meals you've consumed outside your home over the years and what may have been in them? How many Tyler Durdens are out there? You know all those signs in restaurant bathrooms that say "employees must wash hands"? You think no restaurant employee ever ignored the sign before he prepared your meal? After the toilet paper ripped....

BeerMan
June 4th, 2014, 05:07 PM
Do you really want to think about all the meals you've consumed outside your home over the years and what may have been in them? How many Tyler Durdens are out there? You know all those signs in restaurant bathrooms that say "employees must wash hands"? You think no restaurant employee ever ignored the sign before he prepared your meal? After the toilet paper ripped....

do you ever ask yourself that?

KickEm
June 6th, 2014, 07:16 AM
This totally does NOT belong in the random video thread. This is its home:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omcxjXiWwpU

ChilledAgua
June 7th, 2014, 11:51 PM
Zoo Worker Accidentally Shoots Tranquilizer Dart Into Employee Wearing Gorilla Suit (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/05/zoo-shoots-worker-gorilla-suit-tranquilizer-loro-parque_n_5452715.html)

Royal_Roader
June 10th, 2014, 10:24 PM
Who burns down a hockey rink?

KHL hockey arena burned, robbed by 'terrorists' in Ukraine - SBNation.com (http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/2014/5/27/5754492/donbass-arena-attack-ukraine-khl)

My thoughts on this definitely go into areas of discussion we're not supposed to mention on this site. cough, cough, putin sad ick, cough, cough.

notbob
June 12th, 2014, 02:45 PM
Arizona police arrest man for shooting at the moon (http://news.yahoo.com/arizona-police-arrest-man-shooting-moon-200917328.html)

LetTigerIn
June 12th, 2014, 03:50 PM
Arizona police arrest man for shooting at the moon (http://news.yahoo.com/arizona-police-arrest-man-shooting-moon-200917328.html)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85cKaq5jjEc

Nyssa42
June 19th, 2014, 12:20 PM
Chinese hospitals introduce hands-free automatic sperm extractor | ScienceDump (http://www.sciencedump.com/content/chinese-hospitals-introduce-hands-free-automatic-sperm-extractor)

I think there are actually tiny little Chinese women hiding in there.

santiclaws
June 19th, 2014, 03:29 PM
Handcuffed man shoots at officers using gun from butt cheeks (http://www.wusa9.com/story/news/nation/2014/06/17/man-hides-gun-in-buttcheeks/10700499/)

santiclaws
June 19th, 2014, 03:33 PM
Chinese hospitals introduce hands-free automatic sperm extractor | ScienceDump (http://www.sciencedump.com/content/chinese-hospitals-introduce-hands-free-automatic-sperm-extractor)

I think there are actually tiny little Chinese women hiding in there.

It's finally here!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Isrd7E5nzIQ

BeerMan
June 21st, 2014, 05:10 PM
3-Year-Old Remembers Past Life, Identifies Murderer and Location of Body | Spirit Science (http://thespiritscience.net/2014/06/21/3-year-old-remembers-past-life-identifies-murderer-and-location-of-body/)

SloMo26
June 27th, 2014, 11:12 AM
Man trapped in giant vagina........
(http://www.jrn.com/kgun9/now-trending/Man-trapped-in-giant-vagina-sculpture-rescued-by-firefighters-264317481.html)

BeerMan
June 27th, 2014, 05:54 PM
The Fleshlight LaunchPAD Is An iPad Case You Can Have Sex With (http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/06/27/fleshlight-launchpad-ipad-case_n_5536752.html?utm_hp_ref=uk-tech&ir=UK+Tech)

x-wingcamewest
June 27th, 2014, 06:20 PM
The Fleshlight LaunchPAD Is An iPad Case You Can Have Sex With (http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/06/27/fleshlight-launchpad-ipad-case_n_5536752.html?utm_hp_ref=uk-tech&ir=UK+Tech)



damn you Markus Maximus. my puter locked up trying to load the link

BeerMan
June 27th, 2014, 07:54 PM
damn you Markus Maximus. my puter locked up trying to load the link

sorry Wolfus Maximus. it's an UK link. so much hate for the Brits, eh?

BeerMan
July 13th, 2014, 12:30 AM
good to know that my farts contribute for the society.
Study: Smelling farts is good for your health - The Week (http://theweek.com/speedreads/index/264585/speedreads-study-smelling-farts-is-good-for-your-health)

RoyalSubject
July 14th, 2014, 11:10 AM
Not quite WTF material, but this seemed like the best place for it.

Restaurant Watches Old Surveillance And Shares Shocking Results On Craigslist (http://news.distractify.com/culture/craigslist-surveillance-restaurant/?v=1)

notbob
July 16th, 2014, 03:23 PM
Poltergeist Under Couple?s Bed Turns Out to Be Meth Head

https://www.vocativ.com/underworld/drugs/poltergeist-couples-bed-turns-meth-head/

BeerMan
July 19th, 2014, 01:44 AM
Unfortunately, Your Childhood Cartoons Weren't As Innocent As You Thought (Photos) (http://elitedaily.com/envision/childhood-cartoons-werent-innocent-photos/672979/?utm_source=FBTraffic&utm_medium=fijifrost&utm_campaign=CMfacebook)

ahh, the days of being so young and innocent...

x-wingcamewest
July 19th, 2014, 01:15 PM
LOL. it is like the songs of the south and all the bugs bunny and popye cartoons during WW2. BANNED. And coming to you soon, Blackhawks, Redskins, Braves, Indians, et al. BANNED. PC Nazis should be hung.