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"Like the wind crying endlessly through the universe, Time carries away the names and the deeds of conquerors and commoners alike. And all that we are, all that remains, is in the memories of those who cared we came this way for a brief moment." Harlan Ellison
Why are there so many tree lined streets and leafy lanes in France???
Germans like to march in the shade!!!
"Like the wind crying endlessly through the universe, Time carries away the names and the deeds of conquerors and commoners alike. And all that we are, all that remains, is in the memories of those who cared we came this way for a brief moment." Harlan Ellison
China is claiming that there's no doping in these Olympics...
...and the gold medal for gymnastics goes to Chinese athlete Do Ping...
Have you heard about the homeless guy who could fly?
Peter Panhandle.
Vegetarians eat vegetables...................
........so I guess cannibals are humanitarians?
I have a fear of speed bumps..........
...........but I'm slowly getting over it.
I had a lot of time while in jail...............
........so I wrote my alibiography.
I handed the gas station attendant a five dollar bill. He farted, and handed me a receipt.
The French have four faults...
Their excessive body hair
Their food
Their language
The fact that they're French
Last edited by King Ludwig; March 13th, 2022 at 02:17 AM.
He kissed her breasts so eagerly...
She screamed "GET YOUR OWN POPEYE'S BUCKET!!!"...
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