The Random Thoughts Thread

[orpheus]

I am having a harder time opening food packages lately. Maybe, they are making them moran and idoit dolphin proof.

 

[orpheus]

Some call me the intergalactic gangster of love.
Some people call me Maurice.

 

[orpheus]

Night is so scary!

 

[orpheus]

I used to play the organ solo from Deep Purple's "Burn" on this.

 

[orpheus]

My fav Ozzy ref.

Frasier: You know, I'm almost jealous of whoever gets to sit here during the day and make learning his full-time occupation.

Niles: Well, judging from the carving on your desk, it looks like his name is "Ozzy."

Frasier: Yes, and apparently he "rules."

 

[orpheus]

Some people find the most inner peace when they realize they are capable of loving and being loved. I on the other hand find the most inner peace when I realize I am capable of acquiring and consuming peanut butter.