WTS: Dallas Stars @ Los Angeles Kings

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Dallas Stars @ Los Angeles Kings

Im ready to be hurt again

I can?t believe Quick is still playing.

Hintz only weakness is that he does not stat pad at all. Man only gets goals and primary assists. (Dont have any data but it feels like it)

Honestly it almost seems to me like Bowness is starting to "get it" a little more. And it pains me to say something complimentary about him.

Razor with a good point about wanting a young guy to play his first game back in his home town.

Seems really quiet in the arena, not sure if its just the broadcast.
?Look at the seats in the middle.. there is like 50 people there.

Durzi is already a PP stud

Oetter looks solid already. Don?t wear him out you f***s

The Kings starting the game with a seven minute power play is a bit unfair.

Dustin Brown looks like a chubby beer leaguer these days.

Hitch saved Seguins career
If he didn?t teach him defense Seguin would be worthless
?He still sucks

Am I seeing things or does this ice and by extension the skaters and the puck look super slow?
?It's not an answer to your question but just a comment that I know that a ton of goalies hate this building the most in the NHL because they can't see the puck if it comes from the blue line because the seats are black and the jerseys are also normally black

We should get a little celebratory trumpet sound when the shot counter rolls from 0 to 1.

Wow a SOG, finally.

34 w a shot!
?Bench him that's not part of the plan!

Bananas, Oranges, and Meth for EVERYONE during intermission. Need some energy.

At this rate I could use some hash to get through this game?

Finishing this game in bed. Who kicks in first: chasing the ambien walrus or the stars? You never know?

The Kings should be embarrassed this is still tied.

Stars doing a good job defending this lead

Razor they switched because they were forced to from the entry.. how are you so stupid?
?Idk why you're listening to him, the Kings broadcast has Snoop Dogg commentating right now. Much more entertaining

Timeout with 38 seconds left down 3-0 there you go Bowness lmfao

Well that was.......insipid.
What is it with this team and confidence? They go seven wins in a row and some glorious high-energy games and then their confidence and energy just vanishes. Are they really that fragile mentally? Or are they all still ill?
?Seems if our first line can?t get a goal or get going in 1st none of the other lines even try.
?Or they are trying and they just suck
?That?s exactly it. Even when the first line scores, the others just waste ice time.
And Oettinger still can?t stop a breakaway.

Top line has been terrible tonight. Gonna need different players to step up, which isn't likely to happen of course.
?we have other players?

On a positive note, at least we didn't give up three empty net goals.

Are we back on the fire Bones bandwagon? We?ve sucked ass the last couple years on b2bs so the loss doesn?t come as a surprise, but Bones in game management - especially late in 3rd - was absolute dog ****.
?Pretty sure that bandwagon never unloaded. A couple of beer runs and bathroom breaks but most seats were still being held!
?Fair. Thanks for keeping my seat warm.
?That two week stretched timed out perfectly to get the oil changed, the tires rotated and balanced, and the engine tuned for chapter three of the season, "The Pre-Olympics."

Guys this team is doomed to forever lose everything for eternity.
Coach is terrible, GM is trash, players are bad, and prospects are leaving in FA
(Am I doing this fandom thing right?)

The Snoop Dogg thing was super cringe and lasted much longer than it had any right to, I swear it was nearly half of the first period. Plus it was just an ad for his new album. Ruined an otherwise decent broadcast. I miss Bob Miller.

https://www.reddit.com/r/DallasStar...allas_stars_los_angeles_kings_dec_9/?sort=old

https://hfboards.mandatory.com/thre...s-los-angeles-kings-9-30-pm-ct-bs-sw.2859402/
 
Dallas Stars @ Los Angeles Kings


The Snoop Dogg thing was super cringe and lasted much longer than it had any right to, I swear it was nearly half of the first period. Plus it was just an ad for his new album. Ruined an otherwise decent broadcast. I miss Bob Miller.

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Even their online fans suck

I didn't put in the links but in the search for decent content I had to go on their SB Nation Insider page and a fan forum that suspiciously had nearly the same content as their HF forum.
 
Snoop was cringe i dont remember it being this bad first time he was on. I did laugh when he said "sliding on the ice like a pair of dice".
 
Even their online fans suck

Yeah, that's some pretty weak sauce.

But here are my favorites, for what they're worth:


I can?t believe Quick is still playing.

Seems really quiet in the arena, not sure if its just the broadcast.
?Look at the seats in the middle.. there is like 50 people there

Dustin Brown looks like a chubby beer leaguer these days.

The Kings should be embarrassed this is still tied.

On a positive note, at least we didn't give up three empty net goals.
 
Thanks Rusty! I always enjoy these threads. Even if most of the quotes were pretty weak.
 
It would appear as if the Stars fans have a drug problem. Meth, ambien walrus, AND BANANAS?

Thanks for restarting these WTS threads. I'd do another party thread but uhh, well you know.

I thought he was great.

I recall something in his first "broadcast" about Doughty shooting a 3 pointer from the blue line. It was terrible and funny in a Grindhouse sort of way.
 
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I liked this one: We should get a little celebratory trumpet sound when the shot counter rolls from 0 to 1.

it WAS over 11 minutes into the game when they got their first SOG
 

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