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Good thing Lias is out. He has no goals in 13 games; if he was in, you know he'd have scored.
?Or as Chytil calls it, a hot streak.
?Lighting the world on fire. Proving how wrong everyone was about him playing in the AHL/4th line.
Thanks again for the 2nd rounder.

Just hope Lemmy doesn?t try any of his crap. Wish Reaves was in tonight.
?I'd love to see Trouba take a bite out of Lemieux's ass tonight.
?Kinky....

It will be interesting watching the pending superstar duo we missed out on at the draft /trades in Kupari and Turcotte....hat tricks for both ?

Kings got WORKED by the Wings the other night. They're either coming out angry or getting ****in steamrolled.
?I think you have it vice versa, lol. They shut Detroit out 4-0. I think they outshot them 27-1 in the first period too.
Regardless, we?re simply a few tiers above them

get to watch future New York Ranger, Alex Turcotte, tonight
?What are we giving up for him?
?We dont need him.
?We don?t need a future top line center? Sure would help solve a lot of problems with our center depth.

Should be a comfortable win tonight kings suck LGR

Yeah, he doesn't play for them anymore, but f*** Alec Martinez anyway.

I hope the Kings retired the Eric Cartman Go Kings Go chant. Hearing that still gives me PTSD from 2014.
?Oh thanks for digging up that buried trauma

Who's going to bed before the game?
Who's going to bed during the game?
Who will drift off watching the game?
?Yeah. I'm not sure Ill make it to puck drop.
?Do you go to dinner at 3pm at the Hometown Buffet?
?feel bad for you east coasters
?in before some euro says something about 2Am or 5AM or 4AM

Don't know how these west coasters can watch games at 7:30 PM local time.

Phone battery at 31%. It's a sign.
?Frolov returning?
?Nightmare fuel

To win in today?s NHL you need speed and a great immune system.

Holy **** a right catching goalie
?What in tarnation was that first 35 seconds
?Little known fact, there?s only 8 sets of righty goalie equipment in the world, they all share.
?They all belonged to Grant Fuhr at one time.

Strome is useless.
?Dammit Strome!
How are you gonna rob Laffy of a highlight reel assist like that?
?Ryan Strome & open nets just don't mix well.

Greg McKegg is like a cockroach. Just won?t go away.
?If you had told me in the preseason that Chytil-McKegg-Rooney would be a line for us this season, I would have laughed in your face.

Does anyone else's feed have a high pitch background sound?
?Mine always does - but it's just the wife bitchin' at me watching hockey.....

Does Lemieux ever not have a black eye lol

I think I did an Olli Maatta on a skateboard once in high school.
?Reverse Olli Maata into a backside goofy Olli Jokinen.
?What's the Maatta with you? These word puns are terrible.
?Iafallo your advice and stop then.
?Quick, Moore of these puns please.
?Alright. Phaneuf already.

Lots of people falling down along the boards on the bench side. Those tree hugging LA libs need to pay their energy bill.

Wayne Gretzky wants us to gamble.
?terrible role model. taking down his poster on my wall
?you lose 100% of the bets you don't make
?You keep 100% of the money you don?t bet.

Next goal decides my sleep schedule.

Game was over when Sam filled dead air with ?Did I mention Cal Petersen went to Notre Dame??
That?s his way of saying ?boy this team f***ing sucks tonight.?

We are going to make this AHL goaltender look all world tonight.
Book It.

In the third gallants gonna show up in a haz mat suit to rain hell

Chychrun time

Knobber needs to call timeout so Gallant can yell at these guys via Zoom.

I keep asking myself why the 4th line is playing so much...but it feels like this is an entire team of 4th liners.

It's 2014 SCF PTSD all over again
?Every time I hear that horn
?If anyone does Jazz hands after scoring a goal. I'm throwing my cup of hot chocolate at the TV.

When did LA sign Patrick Roy?

Now I get why they tried to weed left handed people out of the gene pool back in the day

Dominik Hasek

Every time I think that maybe I don?t hate Ryan Strome, I hate Ryan Strome.

Can Kakko do something???
?He's pissing you off, so theres that....

We're somehow managing to make a 17-13-5 team look like a well-oiled machine.
?The fact we're 23-9-4 makes this so much worse....
So much worse....

What's Mac from Always Sunny doing on the Kings?

I'm f***ing embarrassed to be a fan of this team today. Embarrassing performance doesn't even begin to describe it.

No hits
No fights
no aggression
just getting bent over
Embarrassment

This board is bipolar

Echo chamber of misery we got here

It?s frustrating but let?s remember we are still sitting very pretty. Plus we?re about to score 4 goals

All hail the mighty Brodzinsk

McKegg getting that assist is like the groundhog seeing his shadow, 6 more weeks of him in the lineup now.

crypto dot com arena? I thought this was the Inglewood Forum!
?We will get a BuyAFartInAJar.com Arena by the end of 2050

Kempe is more accurate from 200 feet than Strome is from 5 feet.

this is a fun place after a loss

Fire Chuck Knoblauch

remember when we heard yesterday that Nemeth/Tinordi was gonna be a pair, and then us couch dwellers said "holy **** that's a terrible f***in idea", and then the guys in charge said "no no that's a great idea", and then they played them, and then the two of them combined for a shot attempt differential of 5-29, and a scoring chance differential of 2-21, and an xGF% of 12%, and we lost
 
Wayne Gretzky wants us to gamble.
?terrible role model. taking down his poster on my wall
?you lose 100% of the bets you don't make
?You keep 100% of the money you don?t bet.
I like this one. I almost forgot, does anyone remember that gambling scandal several years ago where Rick Tocchet got fired & one of the people involved in the gambling ring was Janet Gretzky? The headline from that story was "Betzky."

We will get a BuyAFartInAJar.com Arena by the end of 2050
The most hilarious thing about this is that there really is someone who was selling her farts in a jar. She ended up having to go to the hospital because she ate too much gassy foods in order to keep up with demand. And now she's selling fart NFT's.
 
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Not bad...some pretty funny stuff in there. But these are the best:

I think I did an Olli Maatta on a skateboard once in high school.
?Reverse Olli Maata into a backside goofy Olli Jokinen.
?What's the Maatta with you? These word puns are terrible.
?Iafallo your advice and stop then.
?Quick, Moore of these puns please.
?Alright. Phaneuf already.
 
That's a high quality thread of amusement

Just a real snippet of americana
 
The Gretzky jab made me laugh out loud in real life.
 
Don't know how these west coasters can watch games at 7:30 PM local time.Neither do I

Kings got WORKED by the Wings the other night. They're either coming out angry or getting ****in steamrolled.Well Informed Fan Base

Lots of people falling down along the boards on the bench side. Those tree hugging LA libs need to pay their energy bill.Must be from upper Bronx

We will get a BuyAFartInAJar.com Arena by the end of 2050 I wouldn't put it past someone
 

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