WTS: LAK @ BOS Shut up Jack

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Pre Game
one of those dreaded trap game thingies, Kings played last night so might have heavier legs as the game wears on

Second game in a row Bruins get to play rested against a team that played the day before.
How did the crooked NHL allow that to happen?

Hooray for tiny sample sizes...
Cal Petersen career vs Bruins (less than 28 minutes)
4.40 GAA ; .846 Sv%

Jack! Brick! Jack actually sounds sober tonight?

Jack Edwards is everyone?s favorite uncle

Did somebody spike my drink??

I'm always amazed how many ways there are to pronounce "perilous" lol
?Pair-o-lus?
??Oh say can?t you see?

Game
Kopi is my fav non Bruin
?Great non-Bruin to root for.
?Great career, slightly underrated, good guy...always wanted him on Bs but yeah too expansive and too comfy life in LA

Bruin?s going with their 3.0 GPA sweaters I see.

I'm just trying to understand when exactly did Jack decide he was no longer gonna be a play by play guy

Brads a wall
?Brad?s a rat.
?5 games
?Watch Marchand have to fight somebody now?
?nah, repeat offender, suspended twice this season already. 10 minimum

petition to force Grundstrom to change his name. Too many 'strum's out there, he's now Carl Sundstrom

Jack's word of the day appears to be "tussle"
?Notice how he?s retired some sayings?
It?s like new software updates get installed from time to time.
?He'll never retire "tumbling muffin"
?as a big Neil Young fan, i'm pretty over the "coin that won't get tossed" schtick

Brick: "Every camera is a snowflake".

I like this durzi dude, he seems good

People complain about the Bruins not having a response when their guy gets hit but LA did absolutely nothing about DeBrusk trucking their goalie
?Because he was completely shoved by a LA player. Fans here were getting on the ref for that lame call

How on earth is that a penalty on Debrusk?
There was contact and an effort to stop.

you're not allowed to run over the other team's goalie?

Bruce always looks like a guy trying to figure out how he's gonna explain blowing the kids' college fund at Vegas to his wife

Standing O in my room. rarely happens due to laziness
?Your wife deserves better.

Good game so far.
I liked it better when we were scoring at will against them last week, though.

SMITTY!!! 2-1 BRUINS!
?PUBERTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As the trading deadline approaches, the best thing DS can do is nothing. The synergy on this team has been outstanding and the BRUINS best chance in the PO's is to compete with this current line-up.

Hey, look at me being awake heading into the 3rd on a work night.

Everytime I hear Jack call AA's name I hear "happy to see you"

We?re on the PP, time for a bathroom break and ice cold Strohs

I?d like to see Linus hold them to a single goal here and build some confidence.
These last 10 minutes are huge.

They?re gonna blow the lead playing like this

I'm starting to think I'm not a fan of their goalie

There it is !
..the tumbling muffin!
?What has Jack retired? I cant think of anything.
?Well he hasn't compared winning a game to the American Revolution in a while so that's retired
?He saves that **** for the playoffs.

My stomach likes it better when we're leading by 6 goals or so

I've got a good buzz going between this and the Bachelor so they better dig deep for the next 5 minutes or Alicat is going to be angry

I feel like I?ve said ?Reilly what the f*** are you doing?? out loud several times tonight

Every time I see Reilly in our end with the puck I shudder! This guy has ZERO hockey Sense!

The rain is making me sleepy.
Pitter patter.
Pitter patter.

Its about that time of the game where the Bruins take a penalty, pass to the Kings, and fail to clear the puck.

The key is not to panic??.

Can?t watch

do not vomit do not vomit do not vomit do not vomit do not vomit

A couple whiffs by the Kings or it?d be tied.

I?d go 4 skaters and 2 goalies here.

Sonofabitch

Shut up Jack

We don?t need another drinking game Jack

that was a kick straight in the balls

ok to vomit

Wooo!! Free hockey this game rules

I put the wine glass in the kitchen so I wouldn't be tempted to throw it against the wall

Ahhh I remember the good ole days when Tuukka would let in a late goal, that was completely not his fault. And the angry mob would break out their pick forks and torches and start marching on Tuukka's home.

Atta boy Forbort!!!! Smart man!

3 on 3 is fake hockey.
Shootout even more so.
Regardless of how this ends, this is a troubling pattern.

(Undesired) bonus hockey!

I don't know why I watch hockey. It makes me irrationally angry.
?Same reason I teach 8th grade, probably.

Without forbort what will cASSidy do in the shootout if we make it that far? Doomed I tell you..

Good work Forbort.
The double standard in this league is staggering considering it is always the Bruins skill players targeted.

When I was at the Bruins@LA game game, the LA arena announced a "Welcome back Derek Forbort" message. The LA fan a few rows back behind us just yells "Who?"
?You noticed there weren't any highlights playing for him lol
?Yeah I mean it was probably a nice feeling for Forbort, but no one else remembers haha

Mom said "I better not miss any shenanigans" and went to bed after the 2nd, so I'm blaming this on her haha
?Call and wake her up, quick! She'll forgive you

Clenching of the cheeks commence

Great. Butch has REILLY on the ice.
?Reilly has a ?this guy sucks?? moment a solid 2-3 times a game.

Our goalies are looking pretty good lately!

Shut up Jack

wow
I am NOT happy to see that guy

Coyle what the f*** are you smoking

Coyle giveth, Coyle flusheth a point in the toilet.

Went from "push with that" To "what kind of pass is that?" To "you're ****ING kidding me?So dumb. That is so ****ing dumb.

Blow it up.
Sell

**** that mother****er. I hope he ****s his pants with pure liquid diarrhea and it dribbles into his socks.
?I'll invite him over for the next taco Tuesday

Cross ice backhand spinorama pass to the last man back 3on3

Once again we snatch defeat out of the jaws of victory

Post Game


Not one sniff or Hall or pasta in OT

Where the f*** is pasta Bruce??
This one is on the coaching staff. Yet another game where their team gives up the tying goal at the end of the game. Then his gross choices in OT for pairing.

Linus deserved better than that
?Yet he will be blamed for it all sadly
?He should of saved that. His positioning was trash
?strong disagree, also made a ridiculous save right before it
?Get a pair of glasses b/c that wasn't on Linus
?He used up his quota of saves.
?I don't understand how he let that go in. Did he not see the play?!
?Coyle's fault. But Linus needs to stop that. He was off balance in the net. Terrible positioning.
?This Linus complaining is comical. Same ol folks, shocker
?Blaming Ullmark is pure agenda driven laziness

Athanasiou going right to Kempe after the goal. Have to believe the Kings really wanted that one after the Forbort fight.

Leafs close it out, Bruins collapse.

Needed someone in the top 6 to put a puck in the net. Props to Petersen, he kept the kings in the game all night long

Rask can't win the big game!

wishing kempe luck on his dice roll or wheel spin or whatever the NHL uses to determine whether slew footing someone is bad or not, that 2 minute powerplay would have been really cool to close out the game but you know it does say right in the rules that penalties can't happen in the final 2 minutes

Bruins are
23-1-3
when leading heading into the 3rd
They will figure it out
closing out games hasn?t been a problem all year until this week

Bruce not happy with Achan game post game
?Classic, call out the lowest TOI defenseman lol
?This coach is a clown
?he didn?t go after him
a media memeber asked about Achan
and bruce basically said he was meh needs to move his feet more and the puck quicker
?The horror of answering a question.

Can you imagine the stress of having a one-goal lead in the playoffs? Holy Moly

the guy broke in with speed. Great shot. Cleanly beat him.
Facts are not opinions.
Fact he was not on his toes at the shot. Fact he was not deep in his crease at the shot.
Fact we dont know if Jesus H. Christ was in net if he would stop the shot.
We are all entitled to opinions. But that doesnt make them facts.
?I agree with all of this except I'm pretty sure Jesus would have stopped that shot.

best part of tge game was jack trying to say that guys name. pure comedy.

I ****ing hate hockey
 

**** that mother****er. I hope he ****s his pants with pure liquid diarrhea and it dribbles into his socks.


There it is! I had to scroll down farther than I thought, but we have found a true Bostonian!
 
Everytime I hear Jack call AA's name I hear "happy to see you"

This is when it was 2-1, so he got to hear it at least one more time. cool:
 
When I was at the Bruins@LA game game, the LA arena announced a "Welcome back Derek Forbort" message. The LA fan a few rows back behind us just yells "Who?"

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Now if someone shouted back, "defensive poison" then they'd be a true legend.
 
**** that mother****er. I hope he ****s his pants with pure liquid diarrhea and it dribbles into his socks.
?I'll invite him over for the next taco Tuesday



Priceless...........mhihi:
 
Classy remarks by their fans about Kopi and even Durzi. ALso, thought this one was hilariously clever:

"Bruin’s going with their 3.0 GPA sweaters I see."
 
Classy remarks by their fans about Kopi and even Durzi. ALso, thought this one was hilariously clever:

"Bruin?s going with their 3.0 GPA sweaters I see."

Not an original thought (maybe it is) but it feels like Kopitar and Bergeron are interchangeable. Patricie just lucked up and ended up in Boston and therefore got the press, love...fanboi gushing? Can I unironically type that on a message board?
 

**** that mother****er. I hope he ****s his pants with pure liquid diarrhea and it dribbles into his socks.


There it is! I had to scroll down farther than I thought, but we have found a true Bostonian!

Oh my.
 
"I?d go 4 skaters and 2 goalies here."


That is thinking outside the box, for sure
 
"Athanasiou going right to Kempe after the goal. Have to believe the Kings really wanted that one after the Forbort fight."

My thoughts exactly. Kempe took one for the team. I remember a few years ago he fought a Ranger and changed the momentum for a W.
He was just too spent to really pop Forbort in the mouth.
 
Not an original thought (maybe it is) but it feels like Kopitar and Bergeron are interchangeable. Patricie just lucked up and ended up in Boston and therefore got the press, love...fanboi gushing? Can I unironically type that on a message board?

Very similar players who both have had Hall of Fame careers. Of course, Kopitar has two Cups to Bergeron’s one, so there’s that. :)
 
Gotta say -- as much grief as I give the Boston fans, these comments are all very reasonable, knowledgeable, and even-handed. Apparently they hate their announcer?? I do remember him being very "old school" on the occasions when I've watched their feed.

the comment about the Forbort tribute video cracked me up....I swear NO ONE even clapped for the poor guy. Of course, I think we were already down by 2 or even 3 at that point, so the crowd was already out of the game.
 
Very similar players who both have had Hall of Fame careers. Of course, Kopitar has two Cups to Bergeron?s one, so there?s that. :)

There is a quiet dignity about them both, they just put their metaphoric heads down and do the work. But, if i were to throw shade (and I am going to because I've started drinking) Bergeron ALWAYS had someone (read: teammates who finish) to pass to...whereas Kopitar did not. Anze did more with less in a tinier window of opportunity.
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[the booze makes sense now, doesn't it? =)]
 
The gift that keeps on giving....I love these...
 

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