WTS: LAK @CBJ, Still mad about Jeff Carter

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Pre-Game
Korpi did not make it into the team calendar that's tonight's free giveaway and I am not happy about this.

There's no F*** Jeff Carter around anymore, but we can still say F*** the Kings

Game

Kings getting waaaaay too many great chances. Elvis with a few great saves.

Great save by Elvis
?Saves - lots of ?em
?How this is still 0-0?

All going to plan, now let them score 3 in the 2nd period so they start to feel really good and then storm ahead in the 3rd!

Some 0-0 games are slogfests. Others are exciting hockey. This has been exciting hockey

This game feels like it?s on 1.5x speed

I don't watch too many of the west coast teams but damn LA is a fast team.

Silly isn't scared to throw that young bod around and I'm here for it.

Man, Quinton Byfield is going to be a beast.

This game sucks
?Score sucks; the game has been excellent.
?I dunno, I?m just watching a shooting gallery on Elvis

3 Quickly on Quick
?I feel kinda bad for Quick
?I don?t!

That escalated quickly?I mean that really got out of hand fast
?Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.

Scoring 3 goals in 46 seconds and then 0 the entire rest of the game and still losing would be some peak CBJ ****

Seems like it?s only a matter of time before we are tied.

We need at least one point from this game.

That was some Benny Hill quality defense right there?
?Yes, but I?m not laughing

Inevitable.
?It was going to be no one other than Arvidsson, dude absolutely kills us. He could of had another 2 goals tonight too.

As Eva Gabor would say...?Oliver?
look it up kids?.

I demand the hockey gods cease and desist with the injuries immediately

Boone!
?We were offsides I think
?How many offsides goals are we going to score this year
?Yeah he?s offsides.
?Welp, dont think were gonna win this one
?Another screwing by Toronto

Fire whoever the f*** is coaching this guys on how to stay onsides

Wouldn't be a Blue Jackets game without a review going against us.
?Increasing bribery would help with the wins I imagine.

Rimer and Jody are drunk. He was absolutely offsides. Tired of these two homer idiots.

This team is brain dead

Is this what they mean by experience Jackets hockey?

Hell, two guys were offsides. Easiest call these refs will ever have.

How do the refs miss that? It was pretty clear in real time

Right call but the offside rule sucks. Either you call it or you don't, these reviews are stupid.

Wow???gotta give it up for him
why the hell did Smashville let him go??
?Plays out west, we?ll not see him again ?til next year. Thank you Preds.

It's so ****ing annoying that a millimeter like that can call a goal off.
Just kidding, Zach is super offside lol

We really gotta be the most unlucky team

Post Game

Well poo. Outside of that quick flurry we weren?t much competition so deserved the loss

Should have never built this arena on that damn prison ground. Cursed.

This was like postseason game, fast and physical. We have no business there.

That was a choke job for the ages. It?s been a little bit since a good old fashion CBJ style choking
1. Elvis whiff to get them in it after playing excellent the whole game keeping them afloat
2. Blowing another lead, after not deserving it anyway
3. Another offsides goal, which has to lead the league by a mile
4. Laine missing Jake on a breakaway pass
5. Voracek getting hog tied on that breakaway pass and it not getting called
6. Losing on a hat trick breakaway
true poetry

Good thing I turned off after the 2nd, I felt it in my bones.

Wow that was both embarrassing and heartbreaking

I don't care I'm posting the copypasta anyway
?That was quintessential boone jenner. ****ing luigis haunted mansion in front of net. Sucking up trash and teleporting it through the shadow realm into the back of the net. King of the trailer park. The dirtier the situation the better he feels. People don?t talk about it enough but Captain Boone Jenner is an absolute man rocket. His beard is always looking at the camera. His pearly white teeth are what fellow captain jack sparrow spent 3 movies searching for. Give me a kiss mr boone.?

Also, F*** Jeff Carter.
 
Scoring 3 goals in 46 seconds and then 0 the entire rest of the game and still losing would be some peak CBJ ****

Nostrdamus is a Jackets' fan. Who knew?
 
The Carter hate is hilarious. It's ten years ago and its like yesterday to them
 
”I don't watch too many of the west coast teams but damn LA is a fast team.”

Love that Kings is now a fast team, so fun to watch! But I will forever love our big, mean and slow 2012 and 2014 SC teams, just a new era!
 
As Eva Gabor would say...?Oliver?
look it up kids?.

That escalated quickly?I mean that really got out of hand fast
?Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.


Good stuff as usual...thanks Rusty!
 
The Carter hate is hilarious. It's ten years ago and its like yesterday to them

True story:

Daughter & I were in Normandy - yes that one - in April of 2014. We met a couple from Cincinnati.
I was wearing a KINGS hat.

Dude says to me "Kings fans huh?"

"Yep"

Dude: "Man - I hated seeing that damn Jeff Carter raise the Cup"

Wife: "We didn't know which Jeff Carter was going to show up for us. 'Good Jeff Carter'? or 'Bad Jeff Carter'...."

It was almost like a JOHN GIBSON syndrome...first & last name.

I just shugged....2 months later...I thought about that couple as I watched Carts raise the Cup again at Staples.
 
Should have never built this arena on that damn prison ground. Cursed.

I had to look this up. It's true! It's amazing the things I learn from LGK:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nationwide_Arena

Nationwide Arena was built near the site of the former Ohio Penitentiary, which had an eastern border of West Street. The arena itself is built over the prison's former parking lot. The arena's parking lot and an apartment complex are built where the prison formerly stood.
 
Hahahahahahah ... Lol.



BEST PARTS ABOUT THIS CLIP:

The goal
The two KINGS fans behind the net celebrating
Somebody of the Kings yelling "F... yeah"
Then hearing Bruce singing "No Surrender" in the arena.
 
Originally Posted by Rusty View Post
Pre-Game

Also, F*** Jeff Carter.

Love me some Jeff Carter! Vintage 2012, grille still intact!

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grille still intact!

That high stick incident with him was one of the most transformative, pretty boy to Halloween Jack-o-lantern metamorphosis I can recall in hockey. His face when he was healing looked absolutely gruesome.

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That high stick incident with him was one of the most transformative, pretty boy to Halloween Jack-o-lantern metamorphosis I can recall in hockey. His face when he was healing looked absolutely gruesome.

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The first time I saw Carts with the toothless look, I said to my friend, "Holy crap, what happened to Carter's grille?!?!" He replied: "Hockey."
 

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