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Last time I did this the Kings followed up with an 0-5 skid. If they do that again, I?m out.


Low effort GDT
Sens vs. Kings 7pm est - Rock bottom edition

8-0 loss with less then 56 turnovers would be considered a win at this point

If we lose this game I am blaming Matt Murray.

Could somebody send me a stream please?
--Spend $25 on some tickets you cheap shmuck
--It's because of fans like you we are bottom of the league in payroll. God bless our owner for putting up with these fans.

I hope we lose this game so it doesn?t look like this was on Matt Murray.

{Cringy anthem}

Spinal Tap moment.

Great work from the av crew lol

lol this is a trainwreck

Hopefully the game is as big of a gong show as the anthem lmao

I swear it's Pierre Dorion fixing the amp on the ice

This is the sound my cat makes before chundering a huge hairball on my rug

Dorion can't build a team but he can fix an Amp!

Best anthem since Measha Brueggergosman a few years back.

Man those helmets, yikes

Is it Robocop night in LA ?

Maybe we need Blood Red Shiny Helmets?
--Our logo has a guy wearing a shiny golden helmet.

The was the most Ottawa Senator 2 on 0 ever.

That breakaway sums up everything.

The Ottawa Senators are to the NHL what Hawkeye is to the Avengers.

Sometimes I wonder if even prison life would be less stressful for me than being a Senators fan.

Del Zotto's ability is directly proportional to how close he is to the San Fernando Valley.

You know the team is screwed when MDZ is the best player on the ice.

Turns out MDZ was doing more than thinking of pick-up lines for the ladies at the JW Marriott lobby bar across from the rink tonight.

Good lord this team may be the worst we've iced in the last 25 years. Not even kidding.

The Kings are looking fantastic though. Can't believe they were in the basement with us recently.
--Probably nothing to do with the quality of the opposition we're putting up today...haven't they lost like 5 straight? They're clearly rolling.
--The fact that we are making the kings look this good just shows how bad we are
the kings are avg.

Gee wonder if Ottawa will get the only penalty out of the scrum.

Captain leading by example there.
--By getting bitten?
--8.2 million put to good use.

Brady Tkachuk is sick of this ****, and I am here for it.

TWICE BITTEN
CAN'T MAKE THIS UP LOL.

Damn, 5-minute PP. They could win!
--you just jinxed it.

God we are going to blow this chance aren't we?.

God gave them a gift and in return they slapped him in the face.

Power kill.

Just get the gun and take the Sens behind the shed already.
This team is done.

I think going on a California road trip and falling to dead last by losing in regulation to three teams that started their rebuild after us and are already better might be the low point of the last few years.
--Are these teams missing their top winger and number 2/3 centers?
I?m not sure depending on Getz and Kopitar to continue being top end players is a good rebuild strategy.
--Quinton Byfield - Wikipedia

Moral victory for the bite.

At least Arizona is honest about their suckage. Dorion and co are just delusional.

Expansion team level.
--With Seattle's win today, we're actually significantly worse.
--That?s disrespectful to expansion teams.

I enjoy losing hockey games so much. I don't know where I would be if the Sens weren't so good at losing hockey games.

Kings fans downplaying (or claiming it?s fake news) biting is so HF. Imagine Brady bit him? They?d be losing it.
--I dunno your age, so you may or may not remember this, but we?ve been on that side of a biting incident with Jarkko Ruutu. Most likely saying a lot of the same things. I remember the humour in Ruutu?s response, with a ****-eating grin.
?I did not bite him?
He very obviously did.
--we prolly said the same things like 'if you dont want to get bit dont put your hand near their mouth!!'.

Anyway, is there a level below rock bottom? Think we may be breaking new ground soon, so to speak.
 
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Last time I did this the Kings followed up with an 0-5 skid. If they do that again, I?m out.


Is it Robocop night in LA ?




Captain leading by example there.
--By getting bitten?
--8.2 million put to good use.



Power kill.

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Frankly, i think the biting was lame as ****. Ideally, it's probably something that should be dealt with on the ice, but i do sort of hope Lemieux gets a suspension out of it. Doesn't need to be a long one, but definitely a message that biting people can't happen. Suspension or not, he's going to hear a bunch of **** from other players, and rightfully so. But you deal with it and move on.
 
Frankly, i think the biting was lame as ****. Ideally, it's probably something that should be dealt with on the ice, but i do sort of hope Lemieux gets a suspension out of it. Doesn't need to be a long one, but definitely a message that biting people can't happen. Suspension or not, he's going to hear a bunch of **** from other players, and rightfully so. But you deal with it and move on.

I was starting to like him enough to forget whose son he is, and then he goes and does this. I lost a ton of respect for Brendan last night...he's [this close] to being Avery-level scum in my mind after that stunt. Under normal circumstances, he wouldn't have sunk so low so quickly, but with his dad being the POS he is, I'm fearing the road-apple may not have fallen far from the tree.
 
"[Claude] Lemieux was born in Buckingham, Quebec, and resides in Huntington Beach, California."

It all makes more sense now.
 
Thanks for this thread! If only those fans read our last 5 GDTs before last night they would see....we are exactly alike.

This whole exchange made me LOL:

Man those helmets, yikes

Is it Robocop night in LA ?

Maybe we need Blood Red Shiny Helmets?
--Our logo has a guy wearing a shiny golden helmet.


and, yeah...that Anthem fail was really bad. But Hannah was amazing with the Canadian Anthem, so, yay!!
 
“Is it Robocop night in LA?“ is my favorite line. I also like power kill. We should use that one sometimes. And the one good thing about watching the replay on line is that I could fast forward through the anthems.
 
“Is it Robocop night in LA?“ is my favorite line. I also like power kill. We should use that one sometimes. And the one good thing about watching the replay on line is that I could fast forward through the anthems.

I seriously want to change my screen name to : power kill. That kat is awesome and with enough traction urban dictionary entry. =)
 
I snorted at the robocop line. That was excellent.
 
I snorted at the robocop line. That was excellent.

So it's settled: They'll be known as the robocop helmets from this point forward?

[as someone who has never seen the movie, it' still translates]
 
So it's settled: They'll be known as the robocop helmets from this point forward?

[as someone who has never seen the movie, it' still translates]

It's a quality shootem up. Pretty graphic beginning though. Maybe I'll make mini watch it as a break from its a wonderful life and 8 bit Christmas
 
It's a quality shootem up. Pretty graphic beginning though. Maybe I'll make mini watch it as a break from its a wonderful life and 8 bit Christmas

Heh, thanks Jam. Yeah, I tried watching the Netflix "the movies that made us" Robocop edition and there was some sort of toxic waste deformity/acid melting situation that pushed me past my limit. So, that's going to be a no for me. =)

Hmmm...Xmas movies with the offspring, eh? I'm a fan of "Scrooged". Bill Murray. Toxic Masculinity. Rom-com. Abusive Ghosts. 'The gawd damn hammering'... Yes please. It's suuuuuper-duper dated but it still hits all the right spots, your kids could possibly, maybe make it through the whole thing.
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Heh, thanks Jam. Yeah, I tried watching the Netflix "the movies that made us" Robocop edition and there was some sort of toxic waste deformity/acid melting situation that pushed me past my limit. So, that's going to be a no for me. =)

Hmmm...Xmas movies with the offspring, eh? I'm a fan of "Scrooged". Bill Murray. Toxic Masculinity. Rom-com. Abusive Ghosts. 'The gawd damn hammering'... Yes please. It's suuuuuper-duper dated but it still hits all the right spots, your kids could possibly, maybe make it through the whole thing.
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Scrooged is definitely on the list, bobcats finest work. Love the scene where he tracks down bill Murray.
 

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