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Pre-Game

Kyle Palmieri has been activated from injured reserve. Austin Czarnik on IR.
?What happened to Czarnik?
?He conveniently got nicked up

On day 10 of quarantine, still have a headache and congestion... so who wants two tickets?
?i would! been thinking about going all morning
?...Isles fans preferred lol
?lol fans of both teams but i get it
?Prove it! Where did Cappy live when he was headcoach?
?garth?s basement right?
?F*** ok... Pm me your name and email, just don't wear a kings jersey please.
?deal.
?haha the perfect test

I hope we score more goals than them
?Agreement. That means they win. Science.

Game

This is a measuring stick game for us and honestly we aren?t really measuring up. They are better.

Barzal looking at his team
*fresh prince gif of will looking at an empty room*

Of course. 1st career goal. Classic islanders
?Snipe by Byfield. He?s going to be a beast.
?Really is amazing how many firsts we seem to give up.

First nhl goal, it?s on my islanders bingo card

Fun fact: Quinton Byfield is the 194th player in NHL history to record their first-career NHL goal against the Isles

2 shots in a period. That?s how you score goals. Freeze the goalie and get him bored.

The Isles look flatter than a Q-Anon earth.

I don?t know why I was glad Palmieri was coming back
?I have your answer. It?s the 3rd stage of grief.
Denial
Anger
Bargaining
Depression
Acceptance
Stage 4 coming at ya. Watch out.

We are mighty good at turning the puck over.

Imagine choosing Palmieri over Bellows or Czarnik?
Sounds like something only old bald men would prefer
?To be fair this is his first real opportunity to play with an actual NHL roster in quite some time.
?Shhhhhh that?s too logical, and isn?t blind rage.

Not sure what?s worse, our play or this ESPN+ broadcast.

Hey did you guys know that it's Drew Doughty's 1,000th NHL game?
?No I didn?t catch it the first 200 times
?Ya, but did you know Byfield scored his first goal?

Chara, Greene, Varly, the hundred year old defense

Chara makes Brown look like McDavid

Heeeeeere's Chara!

We can?t afford one defensive weak link in the chain for even one second
Chara: Hellllllo!

Whoever the f*** is announcing makes hockey feel like golf.

How the f*** does pounding the net moorings back into ice remind you of donuts?
?He needed a segue and didn't care how he got it

Down 2-0 last game too. Worst lead in hockey.
Claw back.
?What are you drinking?
Did you bring enough for everyone?

Oh my, they are approaching Arisona/Buffalo bad.

HOLY SCHNIKEIES
WE SUCK

NYI? making scrub goaltenders look like Vezina candidates for years

Serious question. I heard palms was back in today. Is that not the case?
?Invisible, cause yes he is back!
?I wish he wasn?t

Had a full bottle of tequila 2 minutes ago....and it's gone.

That Dobson to Wahlstrom set up told us EXACTLY why Barry won?t put Wally with Barzal. The kid is all tools, no toolbox.

Considering how easy it is to hate the national announcers when your team sucks, Buccigross is not half bad.

I'm pretty sure we're gonna have a busy off-season
?Yeah. Lou is having cataract surgery and a colonoscopy.

AJ just said Palmieri ?looked good tonite?.Wow..
?maybe she?s being literal and finds him attractive? That?s all I can come up with.
?Either way, she?s smokin crack!

This season is an extension of my NY Jets fandom experience.

For the palms haters. You share the same with bucci. Proof you guys are dip ****s
?u/haikusbot - I detect haikus
For the palms haters.
You share the same with bucci. Proof
You guys are dip ****s

When i discovered this team the spirit they played with was intoxicating. They were a joy to watch.
That game was as depressing as it gets.
?How to say say you're a new fan, without out saying you're a new fan. You have no idea how depressing this team can be.

The last 3 years was like watching Die Hard and this year is like watching The English Patient.

Post Game

Kraken going to be a challenge.
?Hockey is a challenge for us right now

when isles lose i think "no"
when isles score goal i think "yes"
when isles refuse to score goal until last 18 seconds of game and then give up an empty netter i think "vodka"

That was a ****ty effort for 58 minutes

My fault everyone, I watched the game. Turned it off with 3 minutes left and Barzal scored. I?ll do better next time.

Someday there will be a Islanders team that leads the league in scoring but can?t play any defense and has no idea how to work a puck along the boards. And I will be happy.
 
”Hey did you guys know that it's Drew Doughty's 1,000th NHL game?
–No I didn’t catch it the first 200 times.”

:drum:
 
Hey did you guys know that it's Drew Doughty's 1,000th NHL game?
?No I didn?t catch it the first 200 times
?Ya, but did you know Byfield scored his first goal?



I love it........mhihi:
 
Pre-Game

Hey did you guys know that it's Drew Doughty's 1,000th NHL game?
–No I didn’t catch it the first 200 times

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NYI… making scrub goaltenders look like Vezina candidates for years (STOLEN FROM KINGS)

How the f*** does pounding the net moorings back into ice remind you of donuts? (STILL TRYIN' TO FIGURE THAT ONE OUT)
 
"The Isles look flatter than a Q-Anon earth."

I think I'm going to use this. Brilliant!
 
Pre-Game



On day 10 of quarantine, still have a headache and congestion... so who wants two tickets?
?i would! been thinking about going all morning
?...Isles fans preferred lol
?lol fans of both teams but i get it
?Prove it! Where did Cappy live when he was headcoach?
?garth?s basement right?
?F*** ok... Pm me your name and email, just don't wear a kings jersey please.
?deal.
?haha the perfect test

This kind of gatekeeping is worthy. [it took me HOURS to make this connection btw]
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Buccigross does unholy things with donut holes.
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Can't tell if this is a recoil joke from our dastardly deeds* thread circa the metoo era or just any reason to make a (wrong) hole joke. Not mad and I get it. *laughing*



*for clarification: Jon sent an unprompted text to his 23 year old co-worker and called her his "dream girl" when he was busy being 50. He was called in on the carpet by ESPN but did not get fired over it.

***
Wow. That was a long way for a picture of a cruller for a laugh.
 
"This is a measuring stick game for us and honestly we aren’t really measuring up. They are better."

The Kings (this year's version, not 2012-2014) as a measuring stick?? That's saying something.
 
Can't tell if this is a recoil joke from our dastardly deeds* thread circa the metoo era or just any reason to make a (wrong) hole joke. Not mad and I get it. *laughing*



*for clarification: Jon sent an unprompted text to his 23 year old co-worker and called her his "dream girl" when he was busy being 50. He was called in on the carpet by ESPN but did not get fired over it.

***
Wow. That was a long way for a picture of a cruller for a laugh.
Not a recoil joke, but even more appropriate with that background, which I did not know.

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I was just thinking about what happened to you a day or so ago, and it's good to see you back. Hope all is well. I see your posting game is still strong. That cruller pic is decidedly NSFW.
 
Not a recoil joke, but even more appropriate with that background, which I did not know.

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I was just thinking about what happened to you a day or so ago, and it's good to see you back. Hope all is well. I see your posting game is still strong. That cruller pic is decidedly NSFW.

Awe. So sweet. Thank you.
It was totally the end of the year work stress, omicron infecting 80% of the people in my phone and I was being a total hater here (got called out privately, had to apologize and that person sweetly gave me an undeserving free pass, ugh. it cut deep). Not a good look. So I sent my Kings obsession to the press box until I could appreciate online the little things that I like about our guys. =)

As an aside: Watched Calgary for fun and Florida because they are seriously beating people to sleep.


in re: Cruller image: We shall let posterity decide.
 
Awe. So sweet. Thank you.
It was totally the end of the year work stress, omicron infecting 80% of the people in my phone and I was being a total hater here (got called out privately, had to apologize and that person sweetly gave me an undeserving free pass, ugh. it cut deep). Not a good look. So I sent my Kings obsession to the press box until I could appreciate online the little things that I like about our guys. =)

As an aside: Watched Calgary for fun and Florida because they are seriously beating people to sleep.


in re: Cruller image: We shall let posterity decide.

A lot of people here spaz quite often. It's normal-ish with something you're passionate about. I didn't notice your particular thing. Though I will say years ago I made a sort of pact with myself to absolutely refuse to argue on the Internet. I grew up on forums. I often type out long responses, edit them 500 times, to make absolute sure I am saying the absolute perfect thing. Then I end up deleting it, because it bothers me way too much to try and communicate with someone who 99% of the time gives no ****s what you have to say anyways. So yeah, any time I find myself about to be in a debate/argument, I just stop. Works well for me. Whenever you find yourself stressed it's best to just ignore and log out, come back in a few days. Every time I see an argument on a forum that just boils down to "NO U!" I just have to roll my eyes and laugh. It's pointless.
 
This kind of gatekeeping is worthy. [it took me HOURS to make this connection btw]
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I didn't see it that way when I first read it. My though was that Cappy is Jack Capuano (former NYI head coach) and Garth is Garth Snow (former NYI GM).
 
I didn't see it that way when I first read it. My though was that Cappy is Jack Capuano (former NYI head coach) and Garth is Garth Snow (former NYI GM).

Heh. After I posted the joke I wracked my brain trying to remember if Snow was in a management position on the Isle, could not remember and REFUSED to google it. Stupid brain. But, figured someone would right the ship. Atta boy. So here we are: a pair to beat a full house. =) Thanks for posting these, they are fun.
 
A lot of people here spaz quite often. It's normal-ish with something you're passionate about. I didn't notice your particular thing. Though I will say years ago I made a sort of pact with myself to absolutely refuse to argue on the Internet. I grew up on forums. I often type out long responses, edit them 500 times, to make absolute sure I am saying the absolute perfect thing. Then I end up deleting it, because it bothers me way too much to try and communicate with someone who 99% of the time gives no ****s what you have to say anyways. So yeah, any time I find myself about to be in a debate/argument, I just stop. Works well for me. Whenever you find yourself stressed it's best to just ignore and log out, come back in a few days. Every time I see an argument on a forum that just boils down to "NO U!" I just have to roll my eyes and laugh. It's pointless.

I totally disagree.
 

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