WTS: Wings and Kings and shots and shots.

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Thank god Smith is in the lineup. Lemieux is such a rat it makes me want to throw up.

4th line and PP2 duties. This will surely do and/or not do big things to help and/or hurt Zadina's confidence.

Okay guys, the only difference between Wings and Kings is a W, and that means a WIN! Go out there and take this boys, for God and country.
*burp*

I'm still pissed at the Kings for the Marcel Dionne trade.

Not to steal RedWong?s thunder, but Liam Dower Nillson {Frolunda, SHL} had a casual 5 point game with a goal and four (count ?em) assists.
?Qui-Gon Jinn
?He has a certain set of skills.

Twitter is a dark place. Encourage every one of you to delete that toxic app.
?You realize you?re posting this on Reddit.

How long til someone sneezes and the games cancelled?
?I refuse to get excited until the game starts
?They better not cancel this one or I?ll be very angry and do nothing
?If they don't cancel and reschedule like, Monday, I'll grumble on reddit and also do nothing.

Detroit's all time record against LA is 94-93-27.

There are days when I miss some of the rivalries we had while in the Western Conference. Then I see start times like for this game and don?t really miss it all that much.

Kings are wearing the chrome domes tonight. So yeah, prepare yourselves for an endless stream of people voicing whether they like or aggressively hate them. I like them, but the entirety of Facebook Kings Fans are very vocal about how much they hate them.
?Weird helmets aside, they've had some of the best looking alternates in the last few years, it's hard to not be jealous. Their RR alone was just incredible.
?Oh good lord those Kings helmets?
?Those helmets are atrocious
?Wings should win, Due to the Kings crappy helmets alone.
?The bright lights reflecting off the silver helmets is dazzling the Wings and preventing them from seeing the puck or completing passes. Well played LA.
?Ah yes, all of the 'wtf these are ugly' chrome helmet comments, just as I predicted.
?they need a red dot going back and forth in the front of those helmets to complete the cylon look.

4 Minutes in given up 8 shots already, And now on the PK. Looking at a long night here.
?Zamboni driver only has to resurface one end.

We gonna pile on DeKeyser like usual
?Dammit, DeKeyser! This is your fault too.
Somehow?

Larkin tried to Jamie Benn Danault?

We are on pace for ? checks math, 0 shots

Trev: ?on pace for 90 shots, obviously they won?t get that high, but??
Red Wings tonight: ?hold my beer?
?I've taken more shots than the wings during this game

27-1 are the shots after one period? Did I read that correctly?

I feel like I need to be bag skated just for watching that period. Yikes.

I still have hope. This game will be a masterclass in Blashill's coaching genius. The boys got off to a slow start, which being a genius Blashill recognized immediately. So he gets them to dial back even further, tells Larkin to drop the gloves and has the D loosen their coverage. The Kings then fell right into his trap by putting 27 shots on goals. Now Ned is fully warmed up and engaged and 'in the game', LA's goalie is going to be bored, cold and falling asleep by the end of the second. LA's skaters are going to be exhausted from all the cycling, shooting and passing they've been doing all night. Ned will keep it close until the right moment, then Blashill, the genius, will pull him and roll 6 rested skaters against the 5 exhausted Kings and their sleepy goalie for the entire 3rd period.
Final score Detroit 10 LA 4, Ned gets first star with 66 saves on 70 shots.

This is like that episode of South Park where Stans peewee team plays the Red Wings, except we?re the peewee team.

Now they're tired after taking so many shots on goal.
We've got them right where we want them.

Psh you guys just wait till we shoot the puck
?I'm waiting....

This team sure made of some weak stuff tonight.
Like, Kucherov's bones level weak.

Did the lakers fans mess up the days and go to a kings game on accident.
?Lakers night at the Kings game.
?Lol I?m not sure I get that.
?No, it's literally Lakers Night at the Kings game. That's the theme night.
?I get it but like why?
?I have a feeling it?s a ?how can we piggyback off a 5.5B franchise? type of thing

Hot take: The helmets are actually really cool and I like them a lot

What goes through Hronek's mind sometimes?
?Apparently not much

Whoa, slow your roll Family Ilitch! $5.55 for a Hot N Ready?
?Little Caesars pizza is trash.
Crazy bread must be made of cocaine though.

Dekeyser will never not f*** up an odd man rush.

Seider's NoDoz must have kicked in.

Thank you for the most embarrassing performance of the season by any NHL team in front of your best Fanbase west of the Mississippi.

On to Anaheim and another shellacking in about 19 hours.
?Fortunately it's a short drive because this team definitely does not travel well. They should fire their travel assistant just to send a message, lol.
 
–Ah yes, all of the 'wtf these are ugly' chrome helmet comments, just as I predicted.
–they need a red dot going back and forth in the front of those helmets to complete the cylon look.

Lol. That's the perfect analogy and I hadn't even seen it before. Now I will never NOT see it.

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The I have taken more shots than the wings have guy made me laugh.
 
This is like that episode of South Park where Stans peewee team plays the Red Wings, except we’re the peewee team.

Now they're tired after taking so many shots on goal.
We've got them right where we want them.


^^^these plus, "Crazy Bread made of cocaine" all made me LOL.
 
–Zamboni driver only has to resurface one end

I feel like I need to be bag skated just for watching that period.

–I've taken more shots than the wings during this game

:24smile:

Too much, I think I peed a little.
 
I knew someone would say something about Brendan Lemieux. I’m surprised no one mentioned his dad though. And I loved the line about this being like the South Park episode except they’re the pee wee team. Ha ha, suck it Dead Wings.
 
"Weird helmets aside, they've had some of the best looking alternates in the last few years, it's hard to not be jealous. Their RR alone was just incredible

Zamboni driver only has to resurface one end.

I have a feeling it’s a “how can we piggyback off a 5.5B franchise” type of thing

Thank you for the most embarrassing performance of the season by any NHL team in front of your best Fanbase west of the Mississippi"

Best part - allllll those Wings fans who were at the game - were silent from 7:35 to........... 'ever
 
I knew someone would say something about Brendan Lemieux. I’m surprised no one mentioned his dad though. .

Oh they did, just not in a ctrl+c, ctrl+v sort of way.
 
Love the Zamboni comment.

Watched the Wings broadcast today, they had a segment about Kaliyev’s stick. Blade has one layer of tape, his grip is a full roll of tape. Been that way since he was 13 because he likes it to feel like a tennis racket which his younger sister plays. How come our broadcast team doesn’t do interesting side stories.
 
?they need a red dot going back and forth in the front of those helmets to complete the cylon look.

^^^this person must be as old as me and a Battlestar Galactica Nerd too......mhihi:



?Zamboni driver only has to resurface one end.

This team sure made of some weak stuff tonight.
Like, Kucherov's bones level weak.


mhihi:
 

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