The totally bizzare and WTF Thread....

[King Ludwig]

Tomato puree in NoCal...

https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/loc...ille/2988982/?_osource=SocialFlowTwt_BAYBrand

 

[King Ludwig]

Police hound down suspect for parallel barking...and driving without a license...

www.jpost.com/omg/article-716353

 

[King Ludwig]

They rigged up an extension cord that ran from the truck into the exam room, plugged in an electrocautery device, and made that poor fellow sing soprano.

https://www.wglt.org/local-news/2022-09-02/texas-doctor-uses-his-rivian-truck-to-power-a-vasectomy

 

[orpheus]

Man sues Texas Pete after learning hot sauce is not actually made in Texas

https://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/texas-pete-hot-sauce-lawsuit-17498978.php

Stranger? This sauce is made in North Carolina?!?

mhihi: epper:

 

[salami]

Two eco-terrorists pour tomato soup on Van Gogh's "Sunflowers".

 

[JWR]

Two eco-terrorists pour tomato soup on Van Gogh's "Sunflowers".

I am sure that will be oh so happy to pay the million + bill for the massive restoration work needed on restoring the priceless painting they just vandalized.

 

[Ice24]

I am sure that will be oh so happy to pay the million + bill for the massive restoration work needed on restoring the priceless painting they just vandalized.

They don?t have a Euro to their name.

 

[salami]

I am sure that will be oh so happy to pay the million + bill for the massive restoration work needed on restoring the priceless painting they just vandalized.

Fortunately, the glass protected the painting, so only the frame was damaged. However, if the damage to the frame is deemed to exceed ?5,000, these two twits' potential punishment increases from a maximum of 4 months in prison to 10 years. Hopefully the UK's judges aren't as weak as US judges, and they actually make them hurt for their actions.

I'm a little disappointed that they weren't beaten to bloody pulps on the spot.

 

[King Ludwig]

Woman had Dustin Brown vision (23 contact lenses) removed from eyes...

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/e...a-doctor-removes-23-contact-lenses-womans-eye

 

[King Ludwig]

The greatest arrest on earth...

https://www.wcia.com/news/national/...ce=wnd&utm_medium=wnd&utm_campaign=syndicated

 

[King Ludwig]

Tourist bitten on Mr. Happy while on vacation...

https://www.ibtimes.sg/tourist-gets...ernal&utm_medium=article&utm_campaign=related

 

[King Ludwig]

He should have left them in so he couldn't hear his wife nagging him...

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-dorset-63599329

 

[King Ludwig]

There's a way to get out of doing the dishes...but this Florida man took it to the next level of Christmas cheer...

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-throws-christmas-tree-wife-after-being-asked-help-with-dinner

 

[Kaos]

Dumbass should be fired.

Rookie LASD deputy accused of having sex on duty, accidentally broadcasting it across LA airwaves

 

[King Ludwig]

I have a few requests that would drive everyone away... Bizet's Carmen is right at the top of it...

https://www.fox7austin.com/news/aus...ore-classical-music-deter-homeless-population

 

[King Ludwig]

Go Home Roscoe... You're drunk...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar..._campaign=1490&ito=social-twitter_dailymailus

 

[King Ludwig]

All right...which LGKer is this???

https://www.wbrc.com/2023/01/17/police-man-stops-car-middle-highway-eats-taco-bell/

 

[JETS GARAGE]

I have a few requests that would drive everyone away... Bizet's Carmen is right at the top of it...

https://www.fox7austin.com/news/aus...ore-classical-music-deter-homeless-population

I was at a 7-11 in downtown Las Vegas that was doing this. I thought it was pretty cool.

 

[King Ludwig]

I was at a 7-11 in downtown Las Vegas that was doing this. I thought it was pretty cool.

Carmen is okay...until someone starts singing... Usually I stick up for classical music and opera...but will list my hate list...

1) Carmen
2) Pachelbel canon
3) Schonberg ( just about everything from him)
4) Stravinsky (outside The Firebird and his Symphony Of Psalms)
5) Leoncavallo Gli Zingari

I know...not that long of a list...but it would drive anyone away...

 

[King Ludwig]

Carmen is okay...until someone starts singing... Usually I stick up for classical music and opera...but will list my hate list...

1) Carmen
2) Pachelbel canon
3) Schonberg ( just about everything from him)
4) Stravinsky (outside The Firebird and his Symphony Of Psalms)
5) Leoncavallo Gli Zingari

I know...not that long of a list...but it would drive anyone away...

If you're having trouble with gun violence in the area...it might be best to avoid Beethoven's Wellington's Victory (aka Battle Symphony) and Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture...