Quotebox Thread!

[08:26 AM] SloMo26: Notbob is not a smart man........quote that mhihi:
[08:32 AM] notbob: So jealous
[08:32 AM] SloMo26: :facepalm:
[08:59 AM] jammer06: Lol
 
jammer06: correction, I want to inspire pervy thoughts through the shared experience that is the internet

orpheus: Now I am picturing Jammer with a handlebar mustache, black hat, and evil laugh
 
notbob : You can derelict my balls
jammer06 : What is that?
TooCool : You want jamdawg to what your balls?
 
[06:46 PM] jammer06: Gonna walk the dog and do winners
[06:47 PM] Cross Traffic: nice
 
jammer06: I think you rub it til it gets warm


notbob: It was falling off by the end of the game
 
[08:59 AM] jammer06
: mrs jammers lab holiday party is saturday. same thing. that one I really don't think I should go to considering how uptight her lab can be. I like the kids and all but it's their party and having me there when they all know I'm very recently positive seems like a bad call

[09:00 AM] jammer06
: of course if I test negative tomorrow it all goes out the window and it's time for kegstands



Solid Jamdawg thinking......

mhihi:
 


[07:18 AM]notbob How many inches are you gonna get pounded with
[07:31 AM] jammer06: 5 to 14
[07:34 AM] jammer06: its potentially so big we're gonna turn tail and show it our rear


Context is everything..............or is it :think:




mhihi:
 
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[08:58 PM] jammer06: Mrs jammer is in Santa Barbara at a conference, its really hairy over there
[08:59 PM] Cross Traffic: F I A L A
[08:59 PM] Cross Traffic: how hairy is it?
 
notbob I need to hydrate. In my 2nd game last Friday my hand cramped so bad I couldn't hold my stick
DRice: yeah, that was from dehydration
jammer06: So you had the guy next to you on the bench hold your stick?
notbob: Wouldn't be the first time
SloMo26: maybe you could get Melf to play on your team so he could "hold your stick" mhihi:
notbob: I'd be down




mhihi:
 
TooCool: Asians don't quite
orpheus: I like getting my cheeks pinched. mhihi:
TooCool: Only time we get a poking
TooCool: oh wait, i still get a poked once a week at work lol






Come on guys this isnt even a challenge anymore....mhihi:
 
Nyssa42: Ruby is getting her own room in about 2 months, and it's going to be Pokemon themed. She can already say Pikachu (chu), Charmander (mander) and Evie. ,
orpheus: Uncle Melf's room is Pokemon Themed too! :lol:





Ain't it the truth............mhihi:
 
TooCool: Man, imagine not being able to use your hand for this long. Dude can't even play video games
notbob: Use your left dawg
notbob: O for video games
TooCool: Wrong joystick

Its been awhile since Melf has been quoted......

mhihi:
 
notbob: 3 on 3 in regulation is the title of melfs sex tape
TooCool: There has to be a rule about getting in a sex tape title without typing it lol
 
jammer06 didn't they charge $50 back in like 1993? gonna be like $300 now dawg
TooCool true, back then I had the black box thingy so i never paid for it lol


Oh Melf.........I hope you at least cleaned your "black box thingy" every week mhihi:

 
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[02:50 PM] Nyssa42: Hey, CT - I have one ticket in 315 available for tomorrow. You want it?
[02:50 PM] Cross Traffic: stop asking stupid questions
[02:50 PM] Nyssa42: lol...I know that wasn't to me....
 
[08:49 AM] jammer06: Next up i get to try to take on 8 inches
[08:51 AM] jammer06: Itll be a stiff challenge, but with proper stretching i think i can handle it




Did Melf suddenly take over Jammer's account..........how can I pass up that easy lob over the net


mhihi:
 
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